Me: hey people all of you wanna here about my day?
Mello: no…
Me: fine meanie!
Mello: oi.
Me: …LET'S GET ON WITH THE DARES! ^^' SHALL WE!
Mello: you don't have to scream…
Me: okay well today's dares are brought to you by Lunar Hale so here it is…
Oh! Oh! Pick me *waves arm around* :3
Light: you must sing an Eminem song and if you mess up prepare to meet my pet shark named Richard.
Light: why does everyone hate me?
Me: well I don't hate you…that much.
Light: thanks I feel so much better *sarcasm*
Me: okay well im going to pick the Eminem song okay?
Light: what ever!
Me: XP *looks threw all her CD's*
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Me: how about 'toy soldiers'?
Near: no! *grabs the CD* I love that song *glares*
Me: fine fine jeez
Me: *looks threw her CD's again*
L: how about that one?
Me: oh! 'Not afraid' good choice L-san
Light: what ever let's just get this over with
Me: let the music playyyy
Near: K-chan doesn't own anything…
Me: STOP THAT *hits him with a pillow*
Beyond: stop hitting my near with pillows! *holds near close*
Near: *blushes* l-let go of me…
~song: Not Afraid~ Artist: Eminem~
*light walks out of the hallway with a microphone Near: where did you get the microphone? Me: shhh I'll tell you later im trying to type you dork!*
*music starts*
Yeah, it's been a ride...
I guess I had to go to that place to get to this one
Now some of you might still be in that place
If you're trying to get out, just follow me
I'll get you there
(Verse 1)
You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take this thing out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say 'em or do something I do it, I don't give a damn
What you think, I'm doing this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if a thing's stopping me
I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
No if ands or buts don't try to ask him why or how can he
From Infinite down to the last Relapse album he's still shit'n
Whether he's on salary, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shit's his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a fuck you for christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the earth he's got the urge
To pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the universe
(Hook)
I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road
(Verse 2)
Ok quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your feelings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was "ehhhh"
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain't going back to that now
All I'm tryna say is get back, click-clack BLAOW
Cause I ain't playin' around
There's a game called circle and I don't know how
I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still tryna figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't
This fucking black cloud still follow's me around
But it's time to exercise these demons
These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!
(Hook)
I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road
(Bridge)
And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, Imma face my demons
I'm manning up, Imma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now
(Verse 3)
It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through
And don't even realise what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead
No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise
To focus soley on handling my responsibility's as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it
You couldn't lift a single shingle on it
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
Or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar, I shoot for the moon
But I'm too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and
I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road
~finnie~
Me: wow who knew you were such a good rapper…
L: I didn't know that…
Me: well I guess there is no visit from Richard today
R: yes there is
Me: OMFG A TALKIN SHARK NAMED RICHARD!
R: yes that is me…so where is this light?
Me: but he didn't mess up?
R: but you want me to do it anyway don't you?
Me: yes very much so…
Mello: light is over there *points at light*
Light: crap…*runs for his life*
R: dinner! *runs after light*
Me: well while they do that let's do the next dare…
Misa-Misa: what is the square root of 321489? (This mite take a while)
Misa: uhhhhhhhh *blank stair*
Me: *face palms*
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Misa: oh oh oh Misa knows Misa knows!
Me: really quick befor you awnser I have a little note I wanted to add to this today: u say Justin Bieber,I say Skillet u say Taylor Swift,I say Breaking Benjamin u say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence u say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot u say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace u say Emenem,I say Linkin Park u say Jonas Brother,Isay Green Day u say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd 92% of teens have turned to pop and you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!
Me: okay im good you can awnser now…
Misa: the awnser is… 567
Everyone: OoO!
Me: *takes out a calculator* OMG THAT'S RIGHT!
Misa: *pouts* and everyone thought Misa was stupid!
Me: okay well thank you Lunar Hale for your review let's do the next one shall we?
Matt: we shall
Me: okay next up is… Almostovertheedge first one!
Haha I love this! each chapter is even funnier then the next! Alright, so let's see...
Matt: here is $6,000 go crazy and drag mello along with you.
Mello: he is gonna blow it all on video games and smokes…
Matt: awesome! Come on mello!
Mello: whatever…
Mello: here is a gun don't hesitate to shoot anyone who tries to hurt you or matt.
Mello: yea this will come in handy.
*mello and matt go to the mall matt buys video games and video game consuls and some chocolate for mello*
Mello: thanks :) I had to shoot 4 people…
Me: okay next one!
Beyond: below is a hit list. We leave at mid night.
Justin beiber
Jones brothers
Miley Cyrus
Dora
Barney
And whoever else we think of…
Me: aw I wanna go too!
Beyond: well tonight when we leave you can join.
Me: Yay!
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Me: next one!
Near: go kill Misa
Near: Misa come here…
Misa: yeah?
Near: *shoots Misa* okay that was too easy
Beyond: Near you has blood on you…*smirks*
Near: beyond now isn't the time…*blushes*
Beyond: of course it is *drags near away* well be back soon.
Me: take your time! Next one….
And since no one really tortures L anymore
L: you must go 4 chapters without sweets…
L: why don't any of my fan girls review this *pouts*
Me: what do you mean?
L: no one gives me fan girl cake anymore it's a little depressing
Me: L say this with me…you will get over it!
L: whatever *glares*
Me: okay so thank you Almostovertheedge for those dares ^^ are next dares will be from… Rainchill sooo first one shall be…
^.^ thx. XD ok I think I did go a little bit far...but what the hell. XD hmmmmmmmm
Near: freeze your underwear and wear them for 3 chapters ^_^ are you a boxers or briefs type of guy?
Near: okay 1. I'm a boxer's type of person and 2. Wont that give me frost bite or something… or hypothermia?
Me: probly lol
Near: jezz what ever *freezes a pair of his boxers and then puts them on*
Me: so… you okay?
Near: i-i-i-i-I f-f-feel l-l-l-like a-a p-p-popsicle…*shivers*
Beyond: *holds on to his freezing near* better?
Near: very…*blushes*
Me: awwww so cute … next one!
Ok I can't decide if I should make light shave his head or make Matt paint his nails pink with little Justin beiber heads so K-chan can chose...or you can do both...
Hehe
Me: *evil smirk* ummmm I think we should do…BOTH!
Matt and light: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!
Matt and light: DAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNN IIIIIIIITTT!
Me: well let's do Light first *runs at Light with a razor and shaves off all his hair*
Light: .YOU!
Me: I feel accomplished! ^^
Light: matt's turn…
Matt: *sigh*
Me: *paints matt's nails and put JB on them*
Matt: hey beyond add to that hit list Rainchill…*death glare*
Me: you're not going to kill my reviewer you Nin conpoop!
Matt: we'll see about that.
Me: okay Rainchill I have some advice for you…RUN FOR YOUR EVER LOVEING LIFE!
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Me: okay our next reviewer is… werewolf33 so here it is…
Ok so I dare Light to admit that he is Kira and then L can take him away to jail. Love you L! *Sighs deeply* I feel accomplished this is so dam funny! *Sigh*
Me: well you herd the dare admit it…
Light: I am kira
L: I knew it! But I love him sooo this is awkward…
Me: I agree this would be a good time to end…
Matt and Mello: I agree
Me: well then I guess that's it. BYE!
Everyone else: bye…