Not much will be happening this chapter, as I said, but things will pick up next chapter. I'm writing chapter 4 in my head as I write this. This'll just be team placement, meeting the teams' sensei and the introductions on the roof. Enjoy the show!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Darkness.

Chapter 3, Squad Seven's Extra Member

"Squad Seven will be Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno," two groans, "Sasuke Uchiha," two groans and one cheer, " and finally, Neru Romano." Two cheers, an undignified 'hn' and a banshee wail.

"Iruka-sensei, how come our team has four members?! I don't want that hussy anywhere near MY Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screamed.

"Puh-lease, I wouldn't go near that asshole if you paid me."

"Aaaanyway, Squad Eight is Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Aburame. Squad Nine is still active from last year, so Team 10 is Ino Yamanaka, Chouji Akimichi and Shikamaru Nara. Now that you have your teams, please wait for your team's sensei." Iruka said before leaving the room. Ino took this chance to scope out the other teams. She noticed that Neru kept glancing to the blonde boy beside her. Ino was intrigued, and was planning on using the Shintenshin no Jutsu to figure out why Neru was so fixated on Naruto when the Jounin sensei for Squads 8 and 10 walked in. One was male with dark blue hair and beard, a dark tan and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. The other was female, with long black hair and crimson eyes, like the Sharingan but with no tomoe.

"Squad 10, follow me." The male said in a bored voice.

"Can Squad 8 come with me please?" The female said in a formal, polite voice. The two teams went with their teachers, leaving Squad 7 alone in the classroom.

"So, Naruto, what do you think our sensei will be like?" Neru asked.

"I have a good idea that he'll be a pervert with one eye and a mask, but if not, he better be strong."

"And they better hurry the hell up," muttered Sasuke.

3 Hours Later...

"Dammit, there's only one person who could ever be this late." Naruto ranted, his arms crossed over his chest as he paced back and forth.

"Naruto, sit down. You're making me dizzy."

"Pinky, don't tell me what to do. I still don't like you."

Neru sighed and stood up. "Right, I'm gonna teach our sensei not to be late." She walked to the door and placed a board eraser in the crack so it would fall when the door would fall when the door was opened.

"Heh, a prankster, huh? I think I'm starting to like you, Neru-chan."

'Dammit Naruto, stop makin' me blush.' Everyone turned when they heard the door open, the eraser falling onto a head of gravity-defying silver hair.

"Kakashi! Long time no see!" Naruto near-shouted.

"It's good to see you too Naruto. But you have to call me Kakashi-sensei now."

"I thought you hated that?"

"Protocol," Kakashi grunted, "So, now that I've met you, my first evaluation...pinky, duckbutt, I hate you. Naruto, ponytail girl, you're alright. Now meet me up on the roof." Kakashi said in a bored tone before disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

"Well, better get going..." Naruto stated, wrapping an arm around Neru's waist, at which her face turned red, and disappearing in another cloud of smoke.

20 minutes later...

Sasuke and Sakura finally reached the roof, looking sweaty and dishevelled.

"Who knew (pant) this damn (pant) building was so (pant) tall?!" screamed Sakura between panting.

"So, you're finally here, good. Now, I want you to tell me about yourselves."

Three of the Genin understood this, but you know how banshees can be. "What do you mean, Kakashi-sensei?"

"I mean your likes and dislikes, hobbies and dreams for the future,"

"Why don't you go first, we don't know anything about you." Sasuke spoke from the emo corner.

"Well, my name is Kakashi Hatake, my likes are..."

"Porn."

"My dislikes are..."

"Yaoi and fangirls."

"My hobbies are..."

"Reading Icha Icha."

"My dream for the future...Naruto, say nothing. My dream...never really thought about it. Okay, your turn Naruto."

"My likes are ramen, darkness and blood. My dislikes are the sun, fangirls and an emo avenger with duckbutt hair. My hobbies are killing things and reading Top Cow comics. My dream is to make the entire world know who I am, one or another."

"Nice. Ponytail girl, you're next."

"Right, I'm Neru Romano. My likes are art and the moon. My dislikes are half of my team, noise and any and all gang members. My hobbies are drawing and sleeping. My dream is to become strong enough to protect those close to me."

"I'M NEXT!! I'm Sakura Haruno, I like...(looks at Sasuke), I dislike Naruto and that hussy Neru, my hobbies are...(looks at Sasuke) and my dream is...(looks at Sasuke and giggles)"

'Well, that was pointless,' thought Kakashi.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I dislike a lot of things, and don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, for I will make it a reality. I will avenge and revive my clan, and kill a certain someone."

"Good, now that we all know each other we can begin. Our first mission will be...a survival test." Kakashi told them, sounding slightly more enthusiastic.

"But we did loads of survival exercises in the academy, Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura screeched.

"Not like this. I only have one piece of advice: don't eat breakfast, unless you want to throw up." Sakura gulped, Sasuke looked interested, Neru looked worried and Naruto was bored.

"We'regoingtodie we'regoingtodie WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!"

"Sakura, you better shut up."

"AND IF I DON'T?!"

"If you don't, I got a magic trick for ya. I'm gonna shove my arm down your throat and pull a rabbit out your fuckin' ass." Needless to say, Sakura backed off. Kakashi had left already, so Naruto just disappeared one thought in his head.

'Someday, I'll kill them all.

This chapter was shorter than I intended, which is probably why I can update earlier. I had to cut out a conversation between Ino and Neru, it just didn't fit. Next chapter will be the bell test, which will be much shorter than people can imagine. Like, two seconds long. I wanted to get on with the Wave mission. That way Naruto can kill more people, which is always fun. I was also debating on whether or not to make Haku and Zabuza turn good in the end, and go back to Konoha. Of course, if they do, they won't be 'good'. They'll be loyal to Naruto, which means they're still evil. That way I can make Haku female and make her like Naruto, the first step on the road to haremness. So, if you like that idea, just leave a review saying so. Seeya next chapter!