I dont own Naruto.

Dont like yaoi? don't read.

"And it was amazing! Jiraiya-sama wouldn't slow down!" Naruto ranted, slurping a frozen coke as he sat across the table from his old friend Sasuke, who proceeded to sigh.

"Gays like you get all the guys you want, it's that easy when your staight you know..." Sasuke complained.
Naruto laughed, "Yeah sure, I bet even if YOU were gay, you would'nt be able to get a guy!"

Sasuke deadpanned, "If I was gay? I would able give better head then any YOU'VE been with..." He bragged, taking a chip from his... chip... bag?
"Well then, we have a proposition then?" Naruto winked.
Sasuke sweatdropped, "I have no idea what you're talking about..."
"You just told me you could give better head than anyone I've been with, and you gotta prove that to me! orelse you're just talking out of your ass!"
"How do you expect me to prove it to you?"

Silence...

"No way! Uh-uh! Im not doing that!"
Naruto sighed, "Comeon Sasuke, it's just one time! and you always see people talking about whther we're together or not! I mean, we're the most generic couple in Konoha! it would be wrong to skip a dialogue with you!"

"... What the hell?"

Naruto shook his head, "Never mind, you probably could'nt impress me anyway!"
Sasuke stood up, "Can too!"
"Fine!, be at Kiba's place around 11 pm'ish!"

"Why Kiba's?" asked Sasuke.

"Because he's gonna fuck me a few times first!"

"YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY IT SO LOUD DOBE!"

Naruto sat on his bed, being fingered by Kiba at the time, "I wonder if Sasuke is actually any good... usually the types who never show off are... OW!, not too deep, we havent had sex in 3 days, be slower!"
Kiba took his fingers out, "Well sorry for trying to warm you up!, do you know how hungry for ass I get when you're off dating some old fart!"
Naruto laughed, "This isn't a relationship you know, you could just go fuck some other guy if you wanted to! Im sure theres someone in the village with a creepy dog-man fetish!"
"Like you?" Kiba snickered.
"No, I just love your muscles..."

Kiba got closer to him, feeling up Narutos leg. "And?"

Naruto sat up, "I love how you always put too much deoderant on..."

Kiba moved his hand up Narutos chest and stroked his nipple, "And?"

"I love how you never get tired..." Naruto and Kiba began deep-throat kissing, in ths time Kiba slipped his cock slowly into Narutos entrance, and began thrusting.

Sasuke knocked on the door, Kiba opened it, he was topless with an unzipped jacket on, his fly undone and his jeans loose, he was smiling in awe, "Heyyy... you're gonna enjoy him..." Kiba said walking back and getting on the couch.

"Im just doing this to prove I give better head than you or the old fool, now where is he?" Sasuke asked.
"In the bedroom...Oh yeah..." Kiba said, beginning to wank infront of Sasuke.

'Wow, so this is the kind of place Naruto spends his time...?'

"Naruto, I thought youd be naked on the bed or something?" Sasuke asked, seing Naruto with a shirt and pants on.
"It isnt sex without being undressed idiot!"
"Ugh, what should I begin with?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto got and, and pulled his friend into a tongue-kiss, moving his hands up Sasukes pale chest, and removing his shirt, Sasuke pulled off, "Are you serious?"
"That was'nt too bad, show me more..." Naruto said.

Sasuke removed Naruto's shirt, and then pants, whilst kissing deeply, he pushed Naruto to the gorund and undid his belt, taking out his cock, it wasnt very big compared to Iruka's or Jiraiya's. but slightly bigger than Kiba's, which Naruto found good enough.

"Suck it Dobe, I want to cum in your mouth..." Sasuke asserted, Naruto did so joyfully, licking his shaft and pushing it in, after a while, Sasuke climaxed, and let a huge load into the blondes mouth. "Nyah... that was fucking awesome..." Sasuke said.

Naruto smiled, "The best part is yet to come..." Naruto leaned on the bed, standing on his elbows, "stick it in there..." He said, and felt an immediate thrust, and Sasuke moaning in awe, "I never thought fucking a guy would feel so good!" He said under his moans, speeding up, wacking Narutos Prostate with every thrust.

At that moment, Kiba walked in, his cock as hard as rock, "I can't take it anymore... threesome?"