DISCLAIMER: DONT OWN SOUL EATER

Spirit Albarn smiled as he hummed his way to Chupa Cobras. He had just returned from his latest mission which involved a discussion with the former Europeon Death sythes. The two in question had been his least favorite persons grandparents. A shudder went through him as he remeambered the old ladies fight she had with him.

"Man the women needs to take her meds she crazier than that Crona person with black blood. Suddenly he heard Blair's voice talking with a fellow worker.

"Right and then Sythey boy was like I love you and Maka went balistic and then just a few nights ago they didnt notice I had come home and I heard them going at it like no tomorrow. And I'll tell you I had no idea Maka chan was a screamer nya. Niether could walk right the next morning and it serves them right they had porr Blair chan up till four in the morning." Blair siad as she sat down. Spirit went white and rigid as he ran out of the building yelling for Stien. Said proffesor glanced up from his work as Marie opened the door to find a pale looking Spirit on the door step.

"Ah, senpie what brings you here?" Stien asked as he stood up and walked over to the couch that Marie was currently helping the death sythe to.

"My precious Maka chan lost her v-v-v -...oh I cant even say it. And she lost it to that weapon of hers." he cried. Marie quickly left to make tea as Stien tried to calm the hysterical man down.

"Calm down Spirit. I wondered why their wavelengths were closer I guess I know now." Stien siad enviously. "How I wish they would let me dissect them." he continued.

"Franken we do not experiment on students." Marie said as she took a seat beside the stitched up man.

"Yes ma'am." he said as Spirit continued to cry.

"What kind of father am I to let something like this happen." he moaned.

"Well they do live together and Soul is the only boy Maka has ever trusted. All the peices were there they just had to put them together. In all it was bound to happen." Stien said as he took the glass of tea from Marie.

"Spirit I would just calm down and wait till Maka got back from her missionand discuss this with her." Marie said calmly.

"Marie's right senpie its not like you can go to Europe and confront them about this now. They have an important mission that requires all their concentration and teachings. You would just mess it up not to mention killing your daughters boyfriend and weapon would make her hate you more." Stien stated as he finished his tea.

"Spirit?" Marie asked as the sythe remained still and quiet.

"I have a plan." he whispered. Stien sighed as he stood up.

"Lord Death wont allow it." he told his old partner.

"But he must Maka is going to be in so much trouble." Spirit siad happily.

"Your going to risk making Maka hate you forever and get your exwife involved in this?" Stien guessed.

"That's horrible Spirit." Marie yelped.

"It's the perfect plan Kami hates men an she'll hate that weapon more when I tell her what's happened." Spirit mused.

"And you do realize that she most likely wont even take your call." Stien said calmly as he began disecting a strange mix of a cat and a flamingo.

"No she wont take my call but a call from lord death will get her attention." he explained in a rush.

"Getting lord death involved now Spirit? Even if this plan of yours works niether women are going to speak to you again." the scientist stated as Spirit pranced around adding things to his plan.

"I will kill that little actopus head for deflowering my Maka chan." Spirit growled and dashed out the door.

"So do you think Spirit senpi will succede in his plan?" Marie asked. Stien shrugged as he continued his disection.

"Possibly only half of his plan because most of them backfire." the teacher mused as he cut open the creatures heart.