The Master's Opinion on Pairings

by calcudoku

Based on the Percy Jackson version. Everyone has an opinion on the pairings of the Buffyverse, but the Master's opinion matters the most. Why? Coz he's the Master, of course! No disrespect to any shippers of any of the pairings.

4. Cander

Cander

"GOD! Xander had bad taste at first, what with the Incan mummy and the grasshopper mantis person, but now he has to date Cordelia Chase. Which is funny to say, hehehehe. Cordelia Chase. Cordelia Chase. Cordelia Chase chases chocolate cars across crappy California. Teehee!"

*ahem* "Anyways, Cordelia is baaaaaaaaad. Why? Because she's evil (like, Buffy's enemy evil), but yet she's a white-hat! WTF? It just confuses me. And master vampires should never be confused.

"And Xander wears Hawaiian shirts! You know, there are only two people who wear Hawaiian shirts: fat tourists and gay guys. Hmmm, maybe that's why there's so many Spander fics... Cordy was right to dump him! (You go, girl!)

"But the biggest reason they're a fail pairing: they look too alike. Seriously! Xander has brown hair and big eyes, and Cordelia's the same! It's like twin siblings, dating. Which creeps me out."