A/N;

Now, the subject I'm basing this chapter on really ticks me off. It's like, if you're gonna submit a story, at least make sure everything's got proper punctuation and grammar! Yeesh!
Anyway, mini-mini-rant over.

Maybe this should be a crossover. Or at least just this chapter. Whatever, just deal with it for one chapter.

Iggy: Let the people write how they want!

Rain: I am! This is simply an opinion. And you don't have to look at it! It's annoying!

Iggy: One of the virtually non-existent perks of being blind. -rolls eyes-

Rain: So yeah, I don't mean to offend anyone by writing any of these parodies. I forgot to mention that in the last chapter. Anyway, R & R?

Iggy: And she still doesn't own anything.

Rain: Oh, and one more thing, I've created a blog to keep everyone updated with fanfiction updates.

Iggy: If they bother going to read it.

Rain: -ignores Iggy- Oh! And another thing- this is ALL VERY EXAGGERATED!

Iggy: Never would've guessed.

Max and the Flock were flying around, their past encounter with Mary-Sue already forgotten. Fang was even pining after Max again. Max felt special.

Anyway, so that particular day, there was a huge storm! I'm talking huge! Huge like a steroid-taking-body-builder's biceps.
"We have to get out of the storm!" Iggy shouted, and then a random flying branch hit him in the head. Luckily, Angel caught him. It seemed she'd developed another power. Super-strength. She held onto him by one ankle as they flew. No one bothered to ask why the six, *ahem*, seven year old was carrying around the blind kid as if he weighed nothing. They just shrugged it off; Angel was weird that way.

"Iggy's right," she said thoughtfully, "Or else we'll probably get killed. Come on guys!"

"No!" Max screamed. "I'm the leader! I say when we leave the storm!" Everyone was silent for a second. She smiled. "Okay, let's get out of this storm." They all angled their wings downward, ready to make an emergency landing, when ZZZZZPPPPTTT! A giant bolt of lightning randomly came out of the sky and zapped them all!

"Ahhh!" They all screamed. Iggy woke up as Angel let go of his ankle. "Ahhh!" he screamed, a few moments later than everyone else. They all dropped out of the sky, but did not die. They landed perfectly upright.

"hey mayb we r part cat 2." Fang said.

"tht was lame!" Gazzy shrieked, and punched him.

"y r u spekin like dat ohmigosh im doin it 2 y cant i speek propererly n-emore?" Nudge asked, horror in her tone.

"guys nok it of plzzz." Angel pleaded. "o no lissen 2 my!" All of the flock began to scream again, but it came out more like;

"o noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr we sound so dum!"

And that they did. Somehow, the flock had lost their ability to use correct punctuation, pronunciation and also, weirdly, spelling when they talked! Oh the horror!

"o max how we gun fix dis?" Iggy asked sadly. "no gurls will wun b wif me if i tlk liek dis!" Max promptly punched him.

"sexist peg." She muttered.

"i r not a peg!" Iggy protested.

"stfu!" Max screamed.

"o no we r jus getin worse!" Nudge wailed. "were abreviatin!"

"lol." Gazzy said for no reason whatsoever.

"omg." Angel chimed in.

"rofl." Iggy laughed.

"ur not evin rolin on teh flor laffin." Fang said, putting his hands on his hips.

"its a expressen fang!" Iggy rolled his eyes.

"guys dis is uselis!" Max said, taking charge in her leaderly way. 'Cause she was the leader and stuff. "we need to fix dis liek rite nao!"

"but how max?" Gazzy asked, looking horrified.

"i hav a plan cuzz im teh leder dah we r goin to forks cuzz carlisle cullen will help us!" she said in a 'duh' tone.

"yer carlisle cullen is soooooooo smert." Angel agreed. "he r gun fix us fo shure."

"wewt!" the flock high-fived and took off into the air.

In Forks...

Max boldly walked up to the vegetarian vampires house. Because she was courageous. Because she was the leader. Duh. No one bothered to ask how she knew where the Cullen house was. Normal people would get lost, but not Max. Because she was the leader.

Alice, of course, flung open the door a second before Max could knock, and knocked her backwards. The door came off its hinges and went flying.

"My door!" Esme screeched, pushing past Alice and sprinting after it.

"Hi guys! It's me, Alice Cullen! I saw you coming in a vision, and so I'm here to take you to Carlisle! He'll fix you right up!" Alice zipped behind the speechless flock and pushed them all up the stairs in one fluid motion. They passed Edward and Bella, who were making out on the couch. Max staggered after them, because she had been hit with the door before, remember? Anyway.

"help us carlisle!" Max cried as she finally made it to Carlisle's office, where he was already in an in-depth discussion with Fang. "IM THE LEDER!" Max screamed, pushing Fang out of the way and smiling at Carlisle.

"Hello, Max." Carlisle said politely. "I understand you need my help."

"yer we totaly do cuzz we got hit by litening and nao we onli tlk liek dis its soooooo annoyin carlisle help us!" Max explained dramatically. Carlisle nodded his head in a doctor-ly way.

"Yes, I do believe I can be of assistance to you." He said. And then he grabbed a giant wooden bat and whacked them all over the head at the same time.

"Nice!" Emmett shouted, suddenly appearing in a puff of pink smoke and high-fiving Carlisle.

"Fo shiz!" Carlisle shouted back. Emmett disappeared, presumably to go find Rosalie.

"What do we do with them?" Alice asked. Carlisle shrugged.

"I don't know! I'M JUST ONE MAN! I ALREADY CURED THEM OF THEIR SPEECH PROBLEM, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT WITH ME!?!?!" he sobbed dramatically. Alice shrugged and chucked them out the window.

"Give me their blood!" Jasper shouted (because he hadn't been mentioned in this chapter at all and was feeling very left out) and tried to eat them. But Alice whacked his nose with a newspaper.

"Bad Jasper!" she scolded.

One giant headache later...

"Ow... my poor head..." Max said dizzily. She looked around at her flock. "Oi! Wake up you lazy mutants!" she cried.

"Bite me!" Iggy growled. Max thumped him.

"Hey, we're talking properly again!" Angel realised. Because she was a smart, albeit freaky, cookie.

"Yay!" they all shouted.

And that's the story of how the Flock forgot how to speak properly for a few hours.
The end.

A/N;

That was stupider than I intended it to be. Haha.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Check out my blog (link in my profile) for updates. I'll try and get it updated regularly. -smiles-

Oh! Also! I had an idea while writing this chapter! I was thinking of expanding the one-shot I was gonna write about Total taking over Fang's blog. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, go read 'the Lists'). I think I'm gonna do an entire story called 'Total takes over' where he repeatedly steals and hacks Fang's blog. Because Total needs some love, there's like no stories about Total.

Anyway, R & R!