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Peace,

*G*A*B*B*Y*

You all know I don't know anything, stop rubbing it in my face.

The Cooper Couples

ASHLEY'S POV

So now, me and the girls are trying to set Amanda and Chase up. Wait, me, the girls and Chad. I always forget that he's here. The guy's creepy.

I was the one who read Amanda's diary. I didn't have anything else to do. I skipped all dumb stuff abut how she looooovvvees Joel. Ugh. Amanda, who cares? I wanted to set them up so she'll FINALLY shut up about 'Joel the Jackass' dumping her. She's all "I can't believe Joey dumped me" and blah, blah, blabbity, blah, blah. She's all depressed on me and it's totally killing my vibe! I wanted to show you guys how totally lame she is when she's writing mush about her little Joey-kins. Blegh. Love-sick-sicko.

Dear Journal,

I had the best time with Joey! I picked out this dress that's…

SKIPPING!

…And took me to this little diner that's soooo COOL! Sure, there were like, old people that kept staring at us but it was pretty sweet…in general. Whatever. As long as I'm with him, I'm happily content. I never noticed that his eyes were so…dark and…deep. I could get lost in them and never ask for directions because I want to stay inside those deep waters of Joey-ness. Sigh.

Puh-THETIC. I can't believe we're related. Deep waters of Joey-ness? SERIOUSLY? Almost feel bad for her…Almost. I mean, she chose the guy. Who'd be dumb enough to date a guy with a tattoo of a woman's butt and the icon-thingy of Playboy. Okay, okay, I'm exaggerating. I actually have no idea if Joel has a tattoo...Anyways! ON WITH THE DIARY!

…The only downside of the evening was that the skank of a waitress flirted with Joey! MY JOEY! Yeah, right, lady. My Joey has good taste. I mean, he picked me, didn't he?

No, my dear sister. Your ex has bad taste. He's a hunk and you're…decently almost average…I mean that in the nicest way possible.

…Man, next time I see that slut I'm gonna punch her fake nose in! She's like…forty. Joey doesn't do cougars. And Amanda doesn't do pedophiles so, Max (A dude who keeps asking me out even though he's like, A HUNDRED!), back off. Where was I? Oh yeah. My date! So, then he took me to a…

Blah, blah, blah. I'm tired. Now, Amanda's entries about Chase…

Dear Journal,

I met a guy today. His name's Chase something. I don't know his last name. He's MAJOR cute! Like, George Clooney cute. Or Chad Crawford cute. Not Chad Dylan Cooper cute. Chad's not cute. I have no idea what Sonny sees in that guy. Although, they do look alike…If I didn't have Joel, Chase'd be on my 'Guys to get' list that Ashley made for me. Well, I stole hers and read it. Who knew she likes Trace Cyrus?

HEY! THAT WAS PRIVATE!

…I think Joel's cheating on me with the skank waitress I was talking about…I hope he doesn't for his own sake. I can break his ribcage if I want to.

Okay. Enough for today. Tomorrow I'm gonna plan Operation: Hook Amanda Up With Chase. Or maybe I could plan it right now. Hmmm…Now.

A=Watch a scary movie

B=Have a karaoke night (I'm gonna make everyone force them to sing a love song dedicated to "someone special")

C=Have someone make the other guest star on their show

D=Lock them both in Chase's dressing room

DONE! All of them are NOT related to Amanda's ideas so HAH! Who's the genius now, Amanda?