Screw the friggin' rewrite! Here's the next chapter!

"Good afternoon everyone!" Suzu chimed as she entered the 3rd Music Room.

"Good afternoon!" Everyone else greeted.

"Good afternoon, Suzu-sempai." Haruhi greeted last as she looked up from her book.

"Eh? What are you reading there, Haruhi-chan?"

"Oh, this? I have an exam tomorrow so I have to study ahead since I have to take care of the laundry after school today."

"I see. Well, call me if you need anything."

"Sure. Thanks, sempai."

Everyone gather round!

The Host club members sat on the sofa set as their leader started his speech.

"Today, we will have a meeting about our next cosplay café theme. So I want all of you guys to participate and give out your ideas!" Tamaki said cheerfully.

"Count me out." Haruhi said bluntly.

"B-but Haruhi…" Tamaki whined tearfully.

"I'm not interested in these kinds of things and no matter how much I "contribute" my ideas, you guys are just going to find some creepy way to get me into wearing something stupid. And besides, I have a test to study for."

"Ehhhh…" Tamaki and the twins said. 'True…'

"Anyway, Hikaru, Kaouru…" Suzu called them.

"Hai, sempai?" They said in union.

"Aren't you in the same class as Haruhi-chan? So shouldn't you be studying as well?"

"Ehhh… well…" Hikaru said looking away with his lip twitching.

"W-we don't have anything to do after class… so we can study at home…" Kaouru finished mimicking his brother.

"Riiight…" Haruhi said in the distance.

'Why does she have to be so cold…?' The twins thought.

"About the meeting…" Kyouya reminded.

"So that's that." Kyouya finished. "We're doing an Alice in Wonderland theme for today's cosplay."

"I wanna be the bunny!" Hani cheered as he clung on to Mori's shoulder.

"And I'll be the Mad Hatter." Tamaki tingled.

"We'll be the Cheshire Cat!" The twins chimed (making their signature "brotherly love" pose) "We'll be perfect of the "disappearing" act!"

"I wonder what I'll be." Suzu whispered to Mori and Hani.

"It doesn't really matter, Suzu-chan! You'll always look great with whatever you wear!"

"Yeah."

"*blush* Thank you for that… but that' really isn't what I meant…"

"Suzu-sempai." Kyouya asked. "Have you got any ideas on who you want to be?"

"No. Not really. ehehehe" Suzu said as she smiled sweetly.

"What about…"

"Being the Queen of Hearts?" Hikaru finished.

"Yeah! That way, Mori-sempai could be one of the Queen's soldiers!" Tamaki said enthusiastically.

Suzu and Mori looked at each other.

"What do you think? Is it okay for me to wear a dress? It's just cosplay after all."

"Sure."

They both smiled heartily.

Kyouya, Hikaru, Kaouru and Hani quickly "slid" into a corner.

"They both look so good together!" Hikaru whispered.

"Our plans should work! Now or never!" Kaouru whispered with the same amount of enthusiasm.

" The fun has just started…" Kyouya said mainly to himself.

"So… umm… why are we here again???"

Everyone looked at the person beside Hani.

"Huuuh?? Huuuuh??" Tamaki said with those puppy dog eyes pretending to know what was going on.

'Tamaki…'

'Milord…'

'Sometimes I regret not letting him in on this.'

Suzu and Mori: ^_^

Tamaki: =3

Kyouya, Hikaru, Kaouru and Hani: -_-'

Haruhi: u_u

Plan Zz2: Rewrite!

COMMENCE!

"Little Red Ridinghood?"

Suzu and Mori said in union.

"Hai! Hai! Little Red Ridinghood!!" The twins cheered waving around two copies of the play. "We have an English assignment you see." "And we had a hard time understanding a certain part in the story." "So we've decided to ask the both of you to role play it for us!" Saying the last part in union.

"Uhhmm… well, I don't mind doing it? Do you?"

"…ok…"

"Great! Now let's start off on page 20 where the hunter, that's you Mori-sempai, kills the evil wolf." "And Little Red Ridinghood thanks him for saving her."

"I see… well, here goes." Suzu flipped through the pages as she prepared to say her line. "Takashi, it looks like you go first."

"Ah."

*ahem*

Mori: "Are you alright little one?"

Suzu: "Yes… thank you so much sir…"

CUT!

"H-huh?" Suzu blinked. "We only said two lines…"

"Yes, yes. About that." Hikaru said coming closer.

"THAT's the part we don't get." Kaouru added swinging an arm around Suzu's shoulder.

"You see, we're not completely sure about how Little Red Ridinghood should show her gratitude." "Should she just simply thank him?" "Or give him a kiss?"

"That would be ridiculous."

Hikaru and Kaouru: 'WHAT?!'

"Little Red Ridinghood is a little girl." Haruhi said from her small table. "So why would she kiss a grown man that is most likely thrice her age?"

"W-well… t-that…" 'Oh shit.'

Plan Zz2: Rewrite!

FAILED!

"Sorry Kyouya-sempai…""Looks like we were kinda off today…"

"I honestly expected the two of you to think of something better actually." Kyouya said with his usual nonchalant voice.

"It's okay, Kao-chan! Hika-chan! I'm sure it'll turn out okay!"

"We'll leave it to you, then…"

Plan Zz3: Technology. Man's Best Friend.

COMMENCE!

"Ne, Mina! Mina! (Everyone)" Hani said jumping.

"What is it, Mitskuni?" Suzu said in a motherly way.

"Let's play Spin The Bottle!"

"Spin… The… Bottle…?"

"Ne. Ne! Come on!"

Everyone sat in a circle.

From left to right:

Hani, Suzu, Mori, Hikaru, Kaouru, Kyouya, Tamaki

"So, let's get started shall we?" Kyouya said first.

"Eh? Kyouya, you agreed to participate?" Tamaki asked bewildered.

"Yes. Is there any problem about that?" Kyouya said with his trademark push-up-glasses-to-reflect-light move.

"N-no. Not at all." Tamaki said slightly shaken. "Anyway, that's a strange bottle. Why does it have a metal thingy in the middle?"

"Uhhm… err…" The twins and Hani stuttered.

"That's a special bottle commoners use when drinking their milk." Kyouya said plainly.

"oooooOOoooOOoooh!! I seee!"

'That's actually' Kyouya thought 'A high-tech nanobot developed by the Ootori group. It is controlled by one of my men positioned on top of the roof of the next building to point the bottle to whomever I desire. Nothing can stop me now…'

"Kyouya-sempai…" Kaouru said. "You're emitting a strange aura…"

"Let us begin, shall we?" Tamaki said clapping his hands together. "I'll start."

Tamaki put his hand on the bottle.

"Whoever gets picked will… clean up after the host club!"

*spin*

*all eyes on bottle*

*Ootori-sama?*

*The Hiitachin brothers*

*Roger!*

*bottle stops pointing at Kouru*

"Aww! You gotta be kidding me!!!"

"Hahaha… too bad, Kaouru!"

"Ok, Ok. It's my turn now."

Kaouru puts his hand on the bottle.

"Whoever gets picked will… swap costumes with Suzu-sempai!"

*bottle spins*

*all eyes on bottle*

Meanwhile

"Captain, the bottle has started spinning!"

"All right! Waiting for a feed from Ootori-sama…"

THONK!

"C-captain?!"

"Ughhh… a… baseball??"

"Captain the controller!!!"

"What?!"

In the Host Club

'What's taking them so long?!' Kyouya sat trying to hide his anxiety.

"That bottle was spinning for quite a long time now…" Suzu said.

*Ootori-sama!*

*What took you so long?!*

*Y-you see-*

*Never mind. To Suoh.*

"Look! It's slowing down!"

*bottle slows down stopping near Tamaki*

"Oh no! It's gonna be me!!" Tamaki wailed.

"Hehe, prepare to wear a dress, milord!"

"Wait! It's-"

*bottle finally stops pointing to… Kyouya?*

'Wh-what?!'

"Kyouya-kun?"

.

.

.

Everybody sat still. As if a blizzard itself is raging and froze them on the spot.

"Well…" Kyouya broke the silence. "There's nothing we can do about it now. My turn."

'Some technical difficulties I must predict. I have to end this now.'

Kyouya puts his hand on the bottle.

"Whoever gets picked will… have to give Mori-sempai a kiss."

"…What?..."

*bottle spins*

*all eyes on bottle*

Meanwhile

"Thanks goodness. We managed to put it back together."

"Quiet! We're getting a feed!"

*To Sasazuka*

*Roger*

KAW! KAW!

SPLAT!

"What the?!"

"It's bird poo!"

"It's short circuiting the controller!"

In the Host Club

*bottle starts slowing down*

"I wonder who it'll be…?" Suzu said out loud.

'I hoope it'll be you, my koi…'

'Shut up…just watch the bottle…'

'I've got my eyes pretty occupied right now…'

'Perv…'

*bottle stops pointing to… Tamaki?*

.

.

.

Mori and Tamaki: "Aw, hell no."

Kyouya: *smacks forehead*

Twins: *laughs hysterically*

Suzu and Hani: *laughs nervously*

Haruhi: zzzzzz…

Plan Zz3: Technology. Man's Best Friend.

FAILED!

"No comment."

FINAL PLAN! Plan Zz4: Mistletoe

COMMENCE!

"Well, This plan is pretty simple." Hani said cheerfully. "All we have to do is to get Takashi and Suzu-chan to stand under that."

He pointed to a mistletoe that hung right by the window sill.

"Sounds easy enough." "Kaouru, you take Suzu-sempai and I'll take Mori-sempai."

"Well would you look at that." Suzu said as she walked over to Haruhi. "She fell asleep. Well, better get these books away."

"Suzu-sempai!"

"What is it Kaour- eh? Where are you taking me?"

"Just come on!"

"Omph!" Suzu was being pushed against Mori. "Wh-what's going on?"

"Look above you."

"A… mistletoe?"

"Yup! You know the rules, Suzu-chan!"

"Mitskuni…" Suzu looks up at Mori. "I…"

"Just one. I don't mind." Mori said comfortingly.

As if in slow motion… Suzu leans up… and then…

"Here it comes!!!" Kaouru said excitedly.

"Everything that we've worked so hard for!" Hikaru finished

"Looks like you're getting that one thing, Kyou-chan." Hani said not looking away from the couple.

"I don't think this counts though. This is your plan after all."

"Yeah but… you helped 'tll the end, ne? I just hope Takashi will take it easy when we ask him about it."

LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone (except Haruhi): WHAT?!

"Suzu, Duck!" Mori held Suzu close as he shielded her from the soon to be broken glass.

CRASH!

"Did a baseball just crash into the window?!"

"Goodbye, kiss! Goodbye, lovey-dovey moment!"

"Suzu-sempai! Mori-sempai!" Tamaki shouted running towards them. "Are you all riiiii-ahhhh!"

Tamaki slipped on a banana peel and…

*push*

"Mmph!"

.

.

.

"Suzu-chan… Takashi…"

Suzu: ^///^

Mori: v///v

"Who knew…that the person who kept messing things up… would end up solving our little problem…" Kyouya said to Hani.

In the background:

Tamaki: "Gomen! Gomen! Gomen! (Sorry)"

Suzu: "It's fine! Really!"

"Haruhi!!"

"That's rare; you fell asleep!"

"You sure missed out a lot!"

"Hurry up and put on you're costume!"

'I guess there's no difference from a dream or when I'm awake.'

Phew! The End!

How is it? Was I off? Did I make the characters look bad? I'm such a bad writer! I update sooo late!

The whole thing wasn't Haruhi's dream btw!

Oh and to finalize everything, Suzu has the same height with the twins.