A/N; I feel like I've been neglecting my stories lately. Sorry, but I've been swamped. So I'm hoping to get them all updated within the next week. Maybe a few times each, I dunno. Like I said- busy. I'm feeling pretty random today, so out of my mind jumps the next chapter of 'Amazing Clichés'.

Now, I've read a few stories like this and some are quite good, and I would just like to point out that I'm just making a parody of them because I have seen so many around. I don't mean to offend anyone in any way, as mentioned in the previous chapter.

Iggy: And she owns nothing.

Rain: Yeah, that too.

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Max was in quite a pickle. She stared at the pregnancy test she had miraculously found that morning and frowned. This simply could not be! But alas, the little test clearly stated that she, Maximum Ride, was pregnant. And who could the father be? Well, who else but Fang? How was she to tell- WAIT! How had she even gotten pregnant in the first place? Well, seeing as this fanfic is rated T and certain things shall not be mentioned within this chapter, we'll just say that she and Fang had made a baby through the power of love and all that gooey junk.

Moving on.

Obviously, for reasons that were not exactly clear to her yet, Max decided that the flock would definitely hate her if she had a baby and would probably throw it off a cliff after it was born. Also, Fang would cry if he found out he was a daddy. Because, y'know, Fang would totally do that. And stuff.

This in mind, Max decided that she had to LEAVE THE FLOCK and lead a NORMAL LIFE with her SECRET LOVE CHILD because the flock would NEVER ACCEPT HER. And WHATEVER.

"I have to leave," Max whispered quietly to herself as she prepared to take flight, "Because I want to become a real mommy. A real mommy!" with that and tears streaking down her face, Max took a running leap into the air and began to soar away.

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Fang awoke with a start, his eyes immediately searching for Max. He couldn't see her anywhere- he searched high and low; under rocks, in tree-trunks, inside his backpack, but he couldn't find her!

"MAX!" Wailed Fang, distraught at the loss of his one true love.

"SHUT UP!" Angel hurled a rock at Fang's head and it collided. Fang dropped like a log and didn't wake up 'till morning.

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Six years later

Max held her weeping child close as she flew, running away from resurrected Erasers or something of that sort.

"It will be okay, Faxidgeanotalzy." (A/N; Fang, Max, Iggy, Nudge, Angel, Total, Gazzy.) She had named her daughter after her beloved flock, for she missed them so and her heart bled every day because she missed them and etcetera. Well, of course her heart bled. It had been pumping blood since the day she was born. But Max liked to dramatise things since she became a single Mom. She never noticed it much.

Faxidgeanotalzy looked up at her Mommy and sobbed again, tears falling from her black eyes. Max always told Faxidgeanotalzy that her eyes reminded her of her father, who had died in a tragic plane crash when she was a small baby.

"Where are we going, Mommy?" Faxidgeanotalzy asked softly. She could fly too, duh, but Max was a lioness-Mommy and wouldn't let her baby fly when Erasers were chasing them. 'Cause she might die, and in Max's opinion that would totally suck.

"We're going to unknowingly meet up with my secret flock, where you'll unknowingly meet your dad and we'll unintentionally become one big happy family, perhaps after the school manages to capture you and me and your father and the flock must all band together to save the day." Max said brightly. But then she coughed, and corrected herself. "I mean, uh, I really don't know, sweetheart. Somewhere safe, I promise." Faxidgeanotalzy nodded and closed her eyes, believing her beloved Mommy with every fibre in her 6 year old being.

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Fang scowled at Iggy, who scowled in Fang's general direction.

"Jackass!" Iggy screamed. "You're such an emo cry baby! Get over it! It's been six years! Max is gone! We can't bring her back! So stop sulking, you loser!" Fang rolled his eyes and ignored Iggy, like he ignored everyone else all the time. Fang had turned emo right after they discovered Max's note. He'd reduced to purposely flying into trees after the flock took away all of his pointy things. It was a sad existence, but Fang promised himself he had to keep living, because otherwise he might never find Max, who was still out there! He knew it! And-

"HEY!" he yelled, the first words he'd spoken since Max's strange disappearance.

"Mommy!" shrieked a little girl's voice.

"Oh no! Faxidgeanotalzy!" Fang looked up. He knew that voice... he loved that voice...

"Max?" he asked, but she was already speeding after whatever she had dropped. "OH MY GOD MAX!" he swooped after her, and so did the rest of the flock. Max was cradling something in her arms as she flew back up to meet them.

"It's... it's really you..." Fang said, hovering closer and reaching out his hand. "But, how...? Why...?" Suddenly, he noticed the thing in Max's eyes was actually a little girl. "Holy crap!"

"LANGUAGE!" Max yelled, and smacked him.

"You- kid- flock- me- whuaaaaa?" Fang stammered.

"What the hell is going on?" Gazzy demanded.

"Yeah!" The flock chorused.

"Yeah!" Fang added, a few seconds too late.

"Um... well... you see... IhadasecretlovechildwithfangthroughthepowerofloveandiknewyouguyswouldhatemeandkickmeoutbecauseiwashavingababythatobviouslywasnotallowedandiwasonlyateenagerandiwassoscaredsoiranawayandnowihavealittlegirlcalledFaxidgeanotalzyandiloveherandfangshesyourbabyiknowimentionedthatearlierbutwhocaresyou'readadisntthatcool?" Max said in a rush.
(I had a secret love child with Fang through the power of love and I knew you guys would hate me and kick me out because I was having a baby that obviously was not allowed and I was only a teenager and I was so scared so I ran away and now I have a little girl called Faxidgeanotalzy and I love her and Fang, she's your baby. I know I mentioned that earlier but who cared? You're a Dad isn't that cool?)

"What?" Fang asked, his eyes bugging out of his head, quite comically.

"You had a kid? Max! Way to promote teenage pregnancy!" Angel shrieked. "How irresponsible of you!"

"I'm sorry." Max said tearfully.

"That's okay. We still love you!" Nudge promised.

"Hey... what the hell is going on?" suddenly the little girl in Max's arms woke up. "Mommy?"

"Watch your mouth, dear." Max said, smoothing out her daughter's hair. Fang was still frozen, not moving.

"Who are these guys?" the girl asked, turning and smiling brightly at them. "I'm Faxidgeanotalzy, but you can call me Fax."

"Hi Fax! I'm Nudge, your Mom's 'little sister' and this is Angel and Gazzy and Iggy and Total and Fang, who's not moving. Welcome to the flock!" Nudge said. They all cheered, and Max smiled. She was accepted again.

Well, maybe she didn't have to run away after all. Why would the Flock hate her anyway? So what if she was gonna have a baby? And Fang loved her; it wasn't as if he was afraid of commitment or anything, so why had she run away again...? Oh well.

"Cool!" Fax grinned. "Mommy, can I fly now?"

"Uhuh." Max said distractedly, chucking Fax into the air while she flew towards Fang.

"Fang... I... Fax is your baby..." she repeated softly. Fax looked into her eyes.

"Why did you run away..?" he asked, a hurt expression on his features. Max sighed.

"Because I'm an idiot. Kisses now?" she asked. Fang shrugged and began to kiss his long-lost-lover.

"So Fang's my Dad?" Fax asked, her eyes on the two bird people making out. "Ew. They're kissing."

"I'm still wondering why Max isn't telling you this herself." Iggy sighed. "Oh well, looks like I'll be looking after you from now on, seeing as your Mom's in a permanent lip-lock with the Fangster." Fax hugged Iggy tightly.

"I love you new Daddy!" she grinned, and Iggy patted her head.

"You can have her!" Max called, her words muffled slightly.

And thus, another happy ending for the flock that Max deserted with no consequences whatsoever.

A/N;

Random ending. Random entire chapter, really. I dunno. Tell me what you think, and suggest other clichés I can make fun of. :D

~Rain!