Willara
"Okay, I have to admit, Willara does kinda touch my unbeating heart-" *pauses to wipe tear from eye* "-but it still sucks, like every other pairing!
"So Willow was a little nerd with the ugly dresses... and then she turns hot! Like, the girl we made fun of for three seasons suddenly cut her hair and BAM! She's an effing knockout. I don't really like that.
"Also, she suddenly turns gay, but I think we were given a hint of that... maybe when she was cheating on Oz with Xander, coz let's face it, Xander has such a girlish figure! (And is Cordy's twin).
"Now, Tara was the only good person I liked... well, least hated. Maybe coz I never fought with her. Maybe coz she doesn't use the powerful magicks much, says it's supposed to be used sparingly, blah blah blah... but she's just likeable.
"But frankly, she's butt-ugly. Even uglier than me (Hey, maybe that's why I like her!).
"And then she dies." *sob* "Like the puppies." *more sobbing*
"So yeah, I'm a total Willara shipper! OTP! Nah, just kidding. They fail too."