A/N;

A few people have suggested this, and I have seen like 5 since then. It's kinda starting to bug me, but w/e. I mean no disrespect, of course.

The lists is coming to an end! -sobs- I really can't believe it... anyway, I give you another chapter of...

AMAZING CLICHES.

I feel I should explain this storyline, seeing as it starts off intending to parody a certain cliché, but then I totally veer off track and turn it into something else. I apologise for that, FYI. I do it sometimes. Anyway, this is a cliché of the flock suddenly losing their memories then meeting each other again and getting them back. Yeah.

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She really had no idea who she was.

The girl was puzzled. She knew for sure that yesterday she DEFINITELY knew who she was, but today she randomly had no memory. She stood up from the ground (why was she on the ground..?) and shook out her wings, (wings?!) yawning loudly.

"Well, this is interesting." She commented, spying three other figures around her. Two of them had wings, while the other had none. "Oi! Wake up!" No-name girl shouted. The other girls sat up, rubbing their eyes.

"WTF?" the little blonde girl grumbled. "Hey, who are you people?"

"I don't know." another shrugged.

"Me either."

"Well," the first girl said, "Let's make up names. It's annoying otherwise. I'm Max, and you're Angel, Nudge and Ella." The other girls nodded in agreement.

"So," Ella said, "Any idea how we got here?"

"Of course not!" Max snapped, "Otherwise I would've told you by now!"

"STFU!" Ella screamed back. Oh crap, it looked like the lightning from the second chapter was seeping into this story! Nudge shrieked as she saw a yellow mist engulf Ella, swallowing her up and taking her back to chapter two for more bad grammar torture. And just like that, the author forgot about bringing her back into the story, because she was annoying and had no wings.

The three winged girls flew into the sky, escaping the yellow mist easily with their awesome flying powers! Go, Go, flying rangers! Okay, on with the story...

So, Max and Angel and Nudge flew around, until they randomly came to a random town. Randomly. They landed, and no one bothered to ask why they had wings. No one bothered to ask a lot of things in this story.

Anyway, the three girls were walking around, not really knowing where they were, who they were, what they were, but they randomly decided to go to school. Because, you know, when you suddenly lose your memory and have wings, you decide to go to SCHOOL. When they went to school, they randomly bumped into three guys and a dog. They all had wings, even the dog had wings, and NO ONE BOTHERED TO ASK WHY. Max suddenly jumped in the air, pointing a finger at the dark haired boy. (Henceforth named Fang).

"OMIGOSH I KNOW YOU! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO MEMORY I STILL KNOW YOU!!!!" She proclaimed. Fang walked up and kissed her. And no one bothered to ask why.

When they broke apart Max grinned.

"Omigosh I randomly have my memory restored!" No one bothered to ask why.

"YAY!" Fang screamed, very OOC, and no one bothered to ask why.

"I KNOW YOU TOO!" the others cried. "BUT WE HAVE NO MEMORIES! WOE IS US!"

"I CAN GIVE YOU YOUR MEMORIES BACK!" Carlisle suddenly appeared in a puff of orange smoke, carrying a very large baseball bat.

"OMIGOSH WHY IS CHAPTER TWO COMING BACK TO HAUNT US!?!?" Nudge screamed.

"WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPITALS!?" Angel screeched.

"BECAUSE THE AUTHOR WANTS TO ADD EMPHASIS TO THE STORY! BUT REALLY IT JUST MAKES HER LOOK STUPID!" Gazzy explained.

"Oh." Angel and Nudge nodded. Iggy still hadn't said anything yet, and no one bothered to ask why. Then Carlisle whacked them over the head with the baseball bat and disappeared, and no one bothered to ask why. The flock poofed away and ended up on top of Uluru.

"...Why are we on a giant rock..?" Iggy asked, speaking for the first time.

"DAMN YOU! NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO BOTHER TO ASK WHY!" Total screamed, and tackled him. Iggy fell off the side, and suffered minor head trauma as a result. But he didn't die, 'cause the author loved Iggy! Ella magically re-appeared.

"It's okay guys, Carlisle fixed me." She beamed proudly.

"Great, great." Max nodded in her leaderly way.

"...Are we just randomly talking because the author really has no idea what to write next, and is incredibly tired and has no real plot to any of these clichés at all?" Fang asked. Max nodded again.

"Pretty much." Angel agreed. "How boring for all the readers."

Suddenly Jeb appeared, wearing a bright pink tutu and black eye makeup.

"I'm a gothic fairy!" he proclaimed, and Max threw a speckled pumpkin at him. He died. Then Ari arrived, re-incarnated as a slug.

"I am Ari the slug!" he announced, sliding up onto Iggy's face.

"Ew! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!" he screamed. He squished Ari, and he died.

"You killed my brother, betch!" Max punched Iggy and Iggy fell of Uluru, again. But he still didn't die.

"This has dragged on long enough!" A loud booming voice announced, and suddenly everyone disappeared, presumably to await the next chapter they would all play parts in.

And then the author went to bed, because she was very sleepy.

A/N;

I am so overtired now. And that was possibly the stupidest chapter I've ever written. I'm ashamed. Anyway, enjoy.

R & R!