Sprusilla
"Honestly, I don't even know how this pairing got popular. Drusilla is another fail relative of mine, in fact, probably the most hated of mine. Except for Angel and Spike. In fact, I only really like Darla. Oh, and the minions. They do stuff for me!" *cackles evilly, then coughs*
"So Drusilla is also quite creative at torture and stuff like that, but she plays with dolls. SERIOUSLY. SHE PLAYS WITH DOLLS. What kind of an evil person is that? And apparently, the stars speak to her. So she's crazy enough to think she's some sort of agent for celebrities.
"I already said enough about emo Spike, whom I am strangely concerned about... ish. But I'll tell you this for free: He's dating a COUGAR. Seriously. Wouldn't you want to date someone your own age? (Except nobody does it in this damn show... SHUT UP!)
"On an unrelated note, I just read Harry Potter (Harry annoys me as well, stupid party pooper). So now I'll be changing my 'seriouslys' to 'siriuslys'.
"Siriusly."