A/N;

I wanted to get this chapter done last night, but I couldn't be bothered. Was waaaaaaaaaaay too tired.
No one bother to ask why, please. ;)

I saw a lot of these floating around, and a few of you suggested it, and hopefully I'll be in a slightly more sensible mood today... and it won't randomly crash and burn towards the end.

Again, I own nothing, and mean no disrespect, speckled pumpkins, Iggy with tomato sauce, yada yada yada...

Iggy: Iggy with tomato sauce?

Rain: I really don't know.

Iggy: You're not planning to cook me in tomato sauce and eat me, are you?

Rain: -rolls eyes- When they experimented on your eyes, did they experiment on your brain, too?

Iggy: Well... actually... they did enhance our brains, like, pre-birth. Because apparently I'm a real boy, not a test-tube baby.

Rain: Hey! Who would you rather live with? Me or your ass-hole parents?

Iggy: You.

Rain: Woot! Score one for me!

Iggy: -rolls eyes- It's not really much of a win.

Rain: -shrugs-

On with the story!

As the flock walked down the street, Max sighed to herself. Iggy and Fang had previously been fighting over something behind her, and now both boys were nursing black eyes. Nudge had been chattering in Portuguese (she'd learnt it from chapter 4 Nudge) and teaching Total to speak it. Angel was skipping over to people and shaking their hands, informing them to call her admiral. (A/N; Google 'things to do in an elevator- hilarious!)

So yeah, Max was pretty tired and p.o'ed.

Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted a music store, and in particular, a deep purple guitar. Crying out in excitement, she rushed over and pressed her face against the glass, which was covered in bugs and something that looked suspiciously like regurgitated fish sticks.

"Oh my god! I must have that guitar!" she proclaimed to no one in particular. "I have suddenly and unexplainably developed an un-dying love for music!" she turned to her flock, and glared at them.

"And we are forming a band!" she told them matter-of-factly. Iggy frowned.

"I don't want to be in a band." Max gave him a dirty look, which was lost on him. When she realised that her harsh glares and frowns weren't working, she slapped him.

"You'll be in our band, or you're out of the flock." She said calmly, and turned to walk inside.

"...Just be in the band, dude." Fang muttered. "Hopefully she'll realise that we can't form a band when she plays and sees that she's absolutely crap at it, seeing as she's never even held a guitar in her life." Iggy sighed, seeing the reason in that statement. Of course Max would see that they couldn't be a band- they were mutants with no musical talent whatsoever!

LATER

Max smiled at the Flock, who gaped at her. Max had just finished playing her 49th song in a row, perfectly memorised and without a single mistake. She also sung them, and her voice was suddenly amazing and golden and she was absolutely the BESTEST singer EVAH.

"OMIGOSH MAX YOU'RE SO GOOOOOOOD! WE SHOULD TOTALLY FORM A BAND AND I COULD PLAY THE TRIANGLE COZ IM SO GOOD AT PLAYING THE TRIANGLE!" Nudge squealed, in a very (apparently) Nudge-ish way. Max nodded, and Nudge poofed away to find a triangle. Oh, no one bothered to ask how Max had actually got the guitar in the first place, or why she was so fantastic at it with NO PRACTISE. Obviously, the author simply decided that Max MUST be excellent at playing the guitar, and so she was. There was no logic behind it at all.

Nudge reappeared with her triangle, and began to play along with Max as they launched randomly into another song. The rest of the flock went to go and find instruments, and this is what they chose;

Max: lead guitarist and lead vocals
Fang: base guitarist
Iggy: drummer
Nudge: triangle-player
Angel: keyboard and backup singer (obviously she couldn't be lead vocals, seeing as this was MAX'S band and so MAX should get to play lead guitar AND sing solo)
Gazzy: flute
Total: trombone

Yes, they had a trombones and flutes in their band. Just because they were so awesome, and they deserved to have generally non-rock band instruments in their band, just to show how incredibly AMAZING and ORIGINAL this entire story was.

"Okay band, I've written us a song." Max announced the next day. "It is possibly the most incredible song in the world, and I will definitely have a hit on my hands."

"Uh, don't you mean WE will have a hit on OUR hands?" Gazzy asked. Max frowned at him until he submitted. "Never mind..." he mumbled.

"Anyway, this is the song I wrote!" Max beamed, and suddenly she began singing in her AMAZING PERFECT WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL SONGBIRD voice. (A/N; Seriously, songbird?)

Woooo-aaaaah, my flock is so co-oooool
Becauuuuse, we have wings, and we're awesome
We kick eraser butt and we get on the news and we meet humans and I kick their butts... because I'm coooo-ooool
We're the flock, and we're so mad, we're not just some passing fad. That's the only line in this song that rhymeeeeeesssss!

We're so original, and hot, and totally sweet,
and we sleep in trees, and stuffffffff
but we don't sleep well coz our sleep patterns are screwed
because scientists meeeesssseeeedddd with us!!!

We're the flock, we're amazing, but I'm the most amazing coz I'm Maximum Ride!
I love the Fangster, coz' he's totally smex, but if he kisses Lissa or Brigid I'll smash his face in,
because I'm jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaalloooouuuusss!

Iggy and Gazzy they make the bombs,
Nudge talks all the time,
Angel reads minds, and is a creepy little chick,
Total's a talking dog, and no one likes him
Fang is dark and silent, the type I love,
And I'm Max! And I have a boy's name, but don't tell me that or I'll smash your face in! YEAH!

Max stopped singing, pleased with herself. She randomly saw a poster for a 'battle of the bands' competition. "Oh, we should totally sign up for that!" The flock nodded in agreement after hearing the AMAZING song, and they all signed up.

-insert incredibly lengthy amount of chapters here where Fang cheats on Max, Max writes a song about it and sings it, they win battle of the bands and Fang explains that it was all a misunderstanding and he was FORCED into kissing Brigid (cough cough pedo woman cough cough)/Lissa. Max and Fang kiss, and everyone is suddenly happy.-

The next day, the band broke up, Fang went to make out with Lissa/Brigid again, Nudge hurled her triangle at the wall, Iggy pondered how he could possibly play the drums if he was blind, Gazzy went solo and released 5.3 albums, Angel moved to Mexico with Total and Max went to go eat cookies with the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

The end.

A/N;

Yep. Did it again! Goal for next chapter- DO NOT veer of madly and forget the point of the chapter.
Not that any of these have a point, because they really don't. Anyway, enjoy!