The Master's Opinion on Pairings

by calcudoku

Based on the Percy Jackson version. Everyone has an opinion on the pairings of the Buffyverse, but the Master's opinion matters the most. Why? Coz he's the Master, of course! No disrespect to any shippers of any of the pairings.

8. Willander

Willander

"Okay, I don't even know what to think about this couple. Thank god it's not popular.

"So Willow the little nerd, and Xander the tourist, got together in season 3. For what reason exactly? Oh yeah, coz their current boyfriend/girlfriend wouldn't put out. Siriusly.

"I mean, they already went out! There are three basic rules to dating. I forgot the other two, but one of them is NEVER DATE YOUR EX! That's why Dangel failed. And to those of you poser fans who say that Willander has never happened before in BtVS, lemme tell you this: They dated when they were in kindergarten; i.e. they were five. Then Xander broke her barbie and yeah, sh*t happened.

"Doesn't dating in elementary school seem a bit pervy? I mean, siriusly. While the rest of the kids were like, "EW, cooties!" (Wimps. In my day we had plagues and stuff like that) while they are holding hands and sharing pretzels or something. They must have been shunned when they were in kindergarten. SHUNNED. Hey, which is probably why they're such losers now!"