A/N;

Welcome to another chapter of Amazing Clichés. I've seen this happen a lot, and a few people have suggested it, and that always equals a cliché, in my opinion.

Iggy: Having wings is a part of who we are!

Rain: Sometimes it is interesting to watch you deal with human situations, though. If it's well written, it's entertaining and nice to read. Again, I mean no disrespect to anyone, blah de blah de blah.

Iggy: And you own nothing.

Rain: Nailed it! Oh, Dt2009, Iggy hasn't seen Nudge!

Iggy: I haven't seen ANYONE. It's very depressing.

Rain: So that's why you take anti-depressants in 'How long is Forever?' by Aleria14! (Everyone, go read that story! It's awesome!)

Iggy: I'm not a druggo!

R & R, haha.

Max sat in the principal's office, glaring at him.

"You're such a rebel Max, and I'm actually quite sick of it." The principal glared back. "What on earth possessed you to spray paint that word on my car?" Max shrugged.

"Felt like it." She muttered in her rebel way. "Coz I'm a rebel." She then levelled her gaze, and the principal shifted uncomfortably in his chair. "And you won't punish me, because I have a terrible family life that causes me to act this way, possibly an abusive father, or something along those lines." The Principal nodded, and Max left the room. She was an expert at escaping trouble, because she was a profesh rebel. And stuff.

She sauntered down the hall, glaring at kids who got in her way and basically living up to her apparent nickname 'Ice Queen'. Because that's a totally original nickname, and has NEVER been used before. EVER.

She pushed some random kid into the lockers because he had bad breath. She tripped some girl up because she had the same shoes as her. She walked around scaring everyone with her rebel-ness until she finally bumped into some random guy with dark hair. He turned around, and Max gaped at him. He was smexxx! He had long dark hair like night) and dark eyes like pools of night darkness and stuff. He was completely dark and mysterious, and for a second Max forgot about her rebel attitude. This was Fang, the schools resident playboy and sexiest guy alive. Or something. He gave her a 'whatever' look, and turned back to kissing some red-haired-chick, named Brissa. Brissa was a ska- uh, she was a skunk.

Max pretended she hadn't thought any of those things, and ran away. Of course, she was still thinking about the AMAZINGLY SEXY AND HOT boy she had met, and the author wrote about it for the next 4.3 chapters.

Over the next few days, Max and the AMAZINGLY SEXY AND HOT MYSTERIOUSLY CUTE Fang had a few random meetings, where they slowly fell in love. Of course. The author wrote about that for 2.7 chapters. Once the author hit chapter ten, she put in a kiss scene. The kiss scene went like this-

Chapter Ten: FAX KISS SCENE OMG!!!!11!!1ELEVEN!!!

"Hey..." Fang said sexily. Max fluttered her eyelashes at him. (Even though she was supposed to be a rebel, and a tough chick...)

"Yeah?" she asked.

"I love you." He confessed, and kissed her. When they broke apart, Max shrugged.

"K." She nodded, and then they made-out some more.

And then the author wrote about the flavour of lip gloss (seriously, wasn't Max a rebel? A boyish rebel?) Max wore, and the way Fang's lips felt on hers, and wrote it twice from both their POV's, until all the reader could picture was a sloppy-borderline-sexual-harassment Fax kiss. They went out, like they were SUPPOSED TO, and Fang stopped being a player. Max's 'ice heart' melted a little. They lived happily- oh wait. No they didn't.

Brissa decided that she hated Max's guts and that if she couldn't have Fang, no one could! MUAHAHAHAH! *cough, cough*
She bought a bag of rat poison, and put it in Max's soda. However, Brissa was dumb and got the soda's mixed up, and then she died. No one cared, so someone shoved her in the garbage disposal. THEN they lived happily ever after.

Just then, the author realised that she hadn't put the rest of the flock in the story, so she decided that they'd poofed to Australia to hang with Bell and Rain.

The END

A/N;

Yeah, it's a bit of a shortie, but w/e. Not my best work either, but I want to work on the next chapter. I'm much more inclined to write it, as I'm actually reading one right now, and it's frustrating me, because so many of you have suggested it! So BAM, I'm writing one soon!

Iggy: We poofed to Australia?

Rain: Yes, you did. Now, on to the next chapter, and away!

Iggy: And away!

Rain: Only I may say that.

Iggy: No way!

Rain: Way!

Iggy: We're so mature.

Rain: I'm not mature! :D :D

Iggy: Don't I know it?

Rain: R & R :D