JenGiles
"Giles is a hypocrite, just like my unfortunate relative Angel. He's like, "Demons are bad and evil, slay them, Buffy!" But he raised a demon with a group of his friends in college. He was even called a cool name for it: Ripper.
"On a totally random note, doesn't my show have a lot of metaphors? I mean, come on. "I'm considered a demon by my family and I'm a lesbian?" "I slept with my boyfriend and now he's acting weird?" And now this. I can only guess that the demon thingy is supposed to represent... DUN DUN DUN... pot. College + evil but totally addictive stuff (which turns out to bite you in the ass in future) = pot. It's that obvious!
"I wonder how Joss Whedon got inspiration for that." *nudge nudge wink wink*
"Anyways, Giles is this dorky librarian watcher, and yet he gets all the fangirls squealing, "OMG RIPPER!" I mean, siriusly. People think he's hot for some reason. Sure, he turns a bit ruggedly handsome in the later seasons, but tweed? Not a good look for anyone.
"And he dates Jenny Calendar! Jenny Calendar. That's such a dull name. What's next, Piper Clock! And she teaches computer-type stuff. God, what a waste. Books do not get viruses. Books do not need to get updated. Books cannot burn!" *background voice* "What? Books have all those things too? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!"
*Ahem* "Sorry for that mental breakdown. But JenGiles as a couple... they're like, too fluffy and old! They're like one of those couples that everyone loves, but they're never an OTP! Like Dumbledore/Grindelwald in the Harry Potter books!
Woopsies, spoilers!"