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I'm baaaaaaaaaaack. After posting last night, I'm posting again.
Seeing as I'm home sick, I'm gonna try and update lotsa stuff. :D
And honestly, this just annoys me to no end. Thus, I give you-
Welcome to the Predictable Hotel!

~Rain –hugs-

So, the flock had decided they wanted to rest for a little while, and a hotel is the obvious choice for a band of merry mutants on the run, because they don't have cameras in hotels or anything, where they could see the wings, and stuff. No, not at all. (A/N; do they have cameras in hotels?)

Max checked them in, and no one bothered to ask where their parents were. It seemed perfectly normal for six kids and a dog to want to stay in a luxurious hotel for a week. Perfectly normal.

"Could you give us 6 rooms?" Max asked. The receptionist shook her head.

"I'm sorry. All of our 6 bedroom suites have been booked. The only thing I can offer you is a 3 bedroom." At this, Nudge suddenly screamed; "I CALL A ROOM WITH ANGEL!" and the two girls plus Total rushed up to their room, which was on the top floor. Coz the top floor was the coolest floor. No one looked up at Nudge's bizarre screams. Max payed and quickly ushered her flock out of the lobby.

"Me and Gazzy will share!" Iggy called, and the two boys ran after Nudge and Angel. Fang and Max looked at each other, heart pounding, sweating, getting wobbly knees, feeling weak, and generally showing all the usual symptoms that meant they were OBVIOUSLY in love with each other, but were too stupid to show it. And stuff.

"I... uh.. guess.. uh... we're, uh, sharing. Uh." Fang stammered, very OOC for him. Because in all the books, he was the one starting nearly all the kisses, and being totally suave and cool about his feelings for her, and stuff. But in this fic, Fang was a dorky loser who got all nervous around Max.

"Yep." Max replied swiftly, clearing her throat. They both went up to their room, going through a very awkward elevator scene where the elevator music played and they kept glancing at each other and blushing and the rest of that JUNK. Finally, they got to their room. Max decided she wanted a shower. She hopped in the bathroom and got in the shower, but unlike a normal person, she forgot to look for towels! Oh, the convenience of it all!

"Uh... Fang!" she called nervously.

"What?" Fang answered.

"There... are... uh... no towels..." Max mumbled.

"Oh." Fang was silent for a moment. "I guess you want me to get them for you, huh?"

"That would be great."

Fang shuffled over to the shower and handed the towels through the door. Max dried herself quickly and pulled on her very OOC skimpy pyjamas. She walked into the room and avoided Fang's gaze, 'cause they can kiss several times, confess love to one another, but can't handle Fang having to give Max a towel. Or something.

Anyway, Fang went to go have a shower while Max poked needles in a voodoo doll of Jeb she had made ages ago.

"Muahahahahahahahah!" she cackled, jabbing one right in Jeb's... downstairs area. She looked up as someone coughed softly. Hiding the doll behind her back, her jaw dropped as she saw Fang standing there, his hair dripping wet and wearing nothing but a towel.

"Fang!" she squeaked, averting her eyes.

"...Forgot my clothes. You're, uh, sitting on them. Uh." Fang muttered. Max leapt up and tossed the voodoo doll into her bag as she went. She looked at Fang's PERFECTLY TONED CHEST AND ABS and blushed furiously. He was looking at her SUPER HOT AND SMEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX BODY. Because Fang had a secret perverted nature that he kept hidden, apparently. Fang went to go and get changed, while Max wrapped a blanket around herself. He came back out wearing nothing but a pair of boxers. Apparently he had no shame, either.

"This is what I sleep in, woman. Deal with it!!!!!!" Fang screeched. Max blushed again. Just then, the author decided to say that there was only one bed.

"Oh. I'll sleep on the floor." Fang opted. Max shook her head.

"It's okay. We just won't touch each other. I want the left side." And then she leapt into bed. Fang followed with a sigh, hoping he could control his thoughts.

The next morning, they woke up, and the entire flock had somehow snuck into their room, and were giggling. Even Iggy, coz Iggy giggled, and stuff.

"What?" Max snapped. Then she realised just where she was, and where Fang was, and where his arms were, and she screamed, picking him and tossing him out the window.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOMS!" Max screamed. Fang poofed back into the room, and the two randomly started kissing. Because that made PERFECT SENSE.

The end.

MEANWHILE...

"Is there a cause of these random jabs of pain, sir?" the doctor asked, peering at Jeb curiously. Jeb shook his head. Suddenly he had a spasm of agony and collapsed to the ground. He swore loudly and repeatedly.

"I recommend panadol." The doctor said after a few minutes. "NEXT!"

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