A/N;

Me: Guys, this story is not over. It's not gonna be over for a while yet. Thankfully I can keep this going so long as there are clichés to make fun of.

El: So basically you can keep writing stupid, no-plot chapters until your readers get sick of it?

Me: Ever the optimist, aren't you? But yeah, basically. Keep suggesting those clichés, guys! I have two in mind, so I'll be posting at least one today... I've got two other stories to update. Maybe I'll post again later. I dunno. But reviews make me update faster... *hint hint* I'm almost at 200! I'm excited :D

El: And you'd like to thank Read4urlife for suggesting this cliché, and the next one?

Me: Yes!

El: Thank you, Read4urlife.

Me: :D

El: And you own nothing. As always.

Me: It's depressing, isn't it?

El: Yes, quite.

Me: Yeah... ooh! Also, for those of you asking what happened to Total...

Total was eaten and regurgitated by an Eraser. But he was alive, and decided to go live with Akila and have a litter of puppies, which he named Total jr, Akila jr, Totalisawesome, Akilaisadoll, ihateerasers, and imsickofdangersoilefttheflockandhad6puppieswithAkila.

Needless to say, the litter of puppies were all very confused individuals.

There we go! Oh, WARNING;
This is probably one of the higher T rated chapters. Nothing actually mentioned, but for those readers with sick minds... you've been warned. Also, most of the sexual jokes don't make sense. They're not supposed to. Okay, onto the story.

We all know that Max and Fang are like, totally in L O V E, right? Like, totally! Ahem.

Anyway.

They tried to keep their romance on the down-low whenever they were around the flock. Why, you ask?

Because Iggy was a sexist jerk who couldn't go two minutes without making a sexual innuendo about them. Or something. Max had already given him two black eyes, eight bleeding noses and three split lips, but he just didn't learn. He just kept making sick jokes based around their relationships, because apparently that's all he did in fax-related fanfictions.

"Hey Fang." Max greeted her boyfriend. Fang nodded.

"Hey Max. What's up?"

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Iggy crowed from his sleeping bag. Max threw a stick at him. "OW!"

"Nice weather we're having today." She continued.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Shut up, Iggy!" Max screamed.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Just ignore him, Max." Fang muttered. "He's an idiot."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE- OW!" Another well-aimed throw had Iggy rubbing his head.

"Come on, I wanna show you something." Fang rolled his eyes, getting the laptop.

"I know what he wants to show you, Max! Whooooooo!" Iggy chuckled, making obscene gestures with his hands. Fang calmly walked over to Iggy and punched him in the mouth. Iggy just kept laughing at his own stupid joke.

"Anyway, someone commented on my blog with some promising information on Itex." Fang continued, sitting back down.

"Oh, really? Show me, show me." Max said dryly, still angry at Iggy for his sexual jokes.

"What's he showing you, eh Maximum?"

"SHUT UP IGGY OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KICK YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK AND-"

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

Later.

"Well, he's finally asleep." Fang sighed, wrapping his arm around Max's shoulder that night.

"Why? So you guys can get down and dirty when we're not watching?" Iggy piped up from his sleeping bag. "Ow, hey! Guys!"

"Why do you keep making sick jokes?" Max demanded, hoisting him to his feet. Iggy rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.

"I actually have no idea... maybe fanfiction writers believe I'm some way of expressing their own sick jokes and dirty mind, because James Patterson made me say one sexual innuendo in the books. Over-the-top in-character-ness, I think I'll call it. All I can do in most fanfictions is cook, make bombs, and say stupid stuff whenever the author writes overly gushy romance between you two." He paused, letting this sink in. "It's quite sad really. Anyway, keep it G rated. I'm going to bed."

With that, he flopped back into his sleeping bag and closed his eyes.

"What the hell was he going on about? Fanfiction, James Patterson? What?" Fang said.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Ugh..."

And still, Gazzy, Angel, Nudge and Total made no appearance in this chapter whatsoever.

A/N;

That was weird. But oh well. Another suggestion of Read4urlife's- evil, world-domination obsessed Angel- will be coming up in the next chapter. I've gotta update my TT stories... haven't in ages.

R & R. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.