A/N;

I've sort of semi-done this before. Kinda. But this one involves school, and Max is not a badass! It is FANG who is le badass! But they're both emo. Whatever.

:D:D

Can't be bothered making this interesting. El's off talking to my friend, who is currently over my house for two nights. :D So I'm on my own for this A/N.

Hope you enjoy, and maybe this'll make up for my crappy chapter that I wrote in like 10 minutes last night.

-Rain

So like, everyone was talking about the HOT, SEXY new guy that was apparently starting at Max's school that day. She didn't know how everyone knew he was hot, but Stacy's Mom's boyfriend's sister's daughter who also went to the school heard from her cousin that when he came for an interview the girl who was always in trouble thought he was hot, and totally mysterious.

Or something. The grapevine is a wonderful thing. Anyway.

Max was chillaxing with her best friends, Nancy (Nudge) and Angelica (Angel), but Nancy wasn't really talking for once, as she was passionately making out with her boyfriend, Greg (Gazzy). Ian (Iggy) was making out with Ella, Max's sister. Angel was talking to herself.

Because all the Flock were randomly the same age in this fic. Anyway. Oh, did anyone notice that Max's name was the only one that didn't change? She was just too cool for a name change.

Max was staring off bored-ly, thinking about how much she hated her abusive father and basically life in general, when suddenly a HOT, SEXY, MYSTERIOUS, LOVABLE, MANLY, MUSCLY, SMEXY guy walked through the cafeteria doors. Oh, did I forget to mention they were in the cafeteria? Oops. Anyway.

Max was captivated by his scowling face, his dark, luscious hair that fell gracefully over his equally dark, angry, beautiful eyes. He took one look at her and flipped his hair, turning to sit by himself in the corner.

"Like, oh my god, you like, totally like, like him!" Nudge squealed. No one bothered to ask why the author randomly called Nancy Nudge. It was unimportant. Anyway.

"No I don't!" Max screamed angrily, surprisingly not attracting any attention from the nearby tables, and stalked out of the room. She didn't notice the GORGEOUS boy's eyes on her the entire time.

-insert random switch to Fang's POV where the entire scene is replayed again through Fang's eyes, complete with long monologue about how smexy Max is and how she is a total sex goddess with a nice rack and all that here-

The next day, Max spent a million hours making herself look totally hawt for the new guy. The author went on to say that she brushed her hair, straightened it, piled on the makeup (Even though the author would also go on to INSIST that it was a mere 'dash of mascara here, a bit of eyeliner and some eyeshadow...'), and wore a tight short mini skirt, a purple halterneck top and some sexy high heels. Or something. Anyway, Ella told Max she was totally HAWT and Max went off to school feeling happy. Even though Max would never wear something like that. Anyway.

She strutted into school, and all the boys melted. Except for the HAWT, SEXY, NEW guy that she was (apparently) not trying to impress but had spent all morning making herself look pretty for. Or something. She passed by him, and because the author wanted them to have their first meeting, she smiled.

"Hey, I'm Max." She said, holding out her hand, "Nice to meet you." The boy scowled.

"Fang." He muttered. "I'm emo." Max smiled, apparently not hearing him.

"That's an interesting name. Hey, wanna make out?"

"No." Fang spat, and ran away screaming about razorblades, or something. Max stared after him, and flipped him the bird. Even though Max had just asked him to kiss her, she randomly began to hate him. How dare he be so rude, or something!

Anyway, over the course of the next few weeks, Max glared at Fang, and Fang glared at Max. Oh, also, the author forgot to mention that Fang's real name was Fleance. (His parents were big fans of Shakespeare). But no one called him Fleance, because if they did then they would end up in hospital. Or something. Fang was very dark, very troubled, and very emo.

One day, Max couldn't stand it anymore.

"Why are you so emo!? My dad beats me up, and I'm not even as emo as you!" she yelled. Fang sobbed, tears coming to his beautiful coal coloured eyes.

"My parents don't want me. I have a terrible foster home! Bleaugh whaaahsbirwwe!~!" he wailed. Max squeezed him in a hug.

"Aw, poor thing. It's okay, I love you!" and then they kissed.

EMO-LY. IT WAS SO CUTE.

They left high school early, got married, and went to live in Paraguay. Angel, Nudge, Iggy and Gazzy, (or Angelica, Nancy, Ian and Greg) opted to transfer to a school in Missouri. Ella became a tramp and BFF's with Lissa.

Jeb died, and stuff. The author thought this AU was so totally amazing and wonderful that she posted it expecting 200584349230210 reviews. She received only flames.

A/N;

Yeah, not as good as I hoped. I am so tired and have a headache, so I'm sorry if it sucks :(

But, good news! This next chapter has been a long time coming... truth or dare. I need dares/truths for the next chapter. Make them as stupid, random, and as OOC as you can. Whoever suggests the best gets a big mention. Thanks guys!

-Rain, out.