A/N;

I got lots of T or D suggestions :)
Can't decide which ones I like best, so I'd like to thank all of you! Although, Natvv deserves special mention because I cracked up laughing reading her review. Thanks, Natvv! :D
(Look for your name) Read4urlife, Poisonrose22.5, Silverbird121, babiixilyx3, Charlie Ride, Midge 1012, Rowena of Naxen, 7andthefluff, Reiko Rose, MoonStarWithWings, Natvv, AmyQueen95.

Thanks guys! :D

Oh, and also! Celiacangel8... I don't get some parts of your review. Is it good that I'm suffering from sarcasm? And what double messages am I sending? Please explain? :D

El: Are you over your little psycho rant from earlier?

Me: Yes, thank you.

El: Rain was a little upset with one of her teachers...

Me: I strongly dislike him!

El: And was not subtle about it...

Me: I was frustrated!

El: I understand. Luckily you weren't that bad verbally, but I, coming from your mind, suffered the bad stuff. So it was unfortunate for me.

Me: Let's not get into this now... I'm trying to write a funny chapter, here!

El: Let the creative *ahem* juices flow. And you own nothing.

Me: Right you are, my good friend.

Reviews=love.

Nudge and Angel were whispering at the table, which was never a good thing. Everyone just had to assume they were whispering about some form of mischief, or something. Anyway. Max walked over to the table, smiling at them as she kissing Angel's forehead in the author's attempt to make Max more in-character. Oh well.

"Hey Max, can we play truth or dare?" Angel asked. Max shook her head.

20 minutes later

"Hey Max, can we play truth or dare? Please please please please please?" Nudge asked.

"No." Max replied.

10 minutes later

"Max, can we-"

"No, guys."

5 minutes later

"Max-"

"NO!"

Angel began to cry, so Max finally said yes. The flock members were brought into it because that's the way the author wanted it to be. No questions asked.

"Why are we playing Truth or Dare?" Fang asked, pausing mid-razor swipe. Max shrugged.

"Because Angel and Nudge are annoying persistent, apparently." She replied. "Now let's play."

"Iggy, like, Truth or Dare, like, like!" Nudge giggled. Iggy rolled his eyes that were sightless, which everyone felt like they had to keep pointing out. Or something, anyway.

"Dare, cos I'm a MANLY MAN." He boasted, puffing out his chest.

"Oooh! I dare you to go to the house across the street and ask whoever answers the door on a date!" Nudge said. Iggy shrugged.

"Okay." He obviously couldn't see a seething Ella sitting beside him, because he was, you know, blind.

He walked across the street, and had to ask an 89 year old lady on a date for the following Friday. Iggy planned to cancel. Anyway, his dare was unimportant.

"Fang, truth or dare?" he asked deviously. Fang shrugged.

"Dare."

"Fang I totally dare you to eff Max. Hard." Max slapped Iggy hard and he cried, running out of the room. Fang did not eff Max, hard or not. The dare was stricken from the record, or whatever. Anyway.

"Okay... Max truth or dare?"

"DARE!" Max screamed, in her in-your-face leaderly way of hers.

"Max !! I dare you to call up Ari even though it's totally illogical for him to have a phone and you to know the number but anyways you have to tell him that you're in deep passionate love with him even though he's your half brother and that's seriously gross but let's just forget you're related and get Fang jealous!" Iggy randomly reappeared. Max shrugged, she could do that.

She rang Ari, who randomly came back to life, and confessed her undying love to him. Fang got all angry and stuff, like he was 'sposed to. Anyway, Ari was cut deep, but that wasn't important.

"Iggy truth or dare?" Max asked. Fearing for his safety, Iggy picked truth.

"Do you like, totally looooooooooooove Ella?" Nudge cut in with a smirk. Iggy gulped.

"Yeah..." he muttered. Ella gasped, and fainted. Then she woke up.

"OMG I LOVE YOU TOO!" They ran away, and no one ever heard of them again. Dr. Martinez didn't really care, she loved Max best anyway.

"Gazzy truth or dare?" Angel asked.

"Truth."

"How often do you fart and pass it off as Total?" she giggled. Gazzy grinned.

"I lost count at 72." He laughed. Total huffed indignantly from the next room. He was ignored.

"Fang truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"OH EM GEEZ DO YOU LIEK TOTALLY LURRRRRRVEZ MAX!?"

The author did not know who asked that...

"No." Fang scowled. Max tried not to look like she was bleeding slowly and painfully from the inside, her heart shattering into 20345 pieces, her feelings of betrayal slowly consuming her like a crashing tidal wave of deceit and heartbreak and pain and soreness and-

"I dare you to kiss Max!" Nudge screamed.

"But you didn't ask-"

"KISS HER!" Fang shrugged, and kissed Max. Max felt like she was swimming in a vat of strawberry ice-cream on a hot summer's day. Which probably would not feel all that nice, but Max is a weird kid.

"I loooooooooooove you, Fang." She murmured breathlessly, because she was asthmatic.

"I loooooooooooove you, Max." Fang replied.

"But you said-"

"I was lying, afraid to admit my undying feelings for you, even though I have done it like 5 times in the books... but that doesn't matter. ILY!"

"ILY2!"

"YAY!"

Nudge and Angel high-fived, because that was their plan all along. Or something.

A/N;

Not as good as I hoped, but whatever. Hope you guys enjoy it at least. :)

I had an idea of what I was gonna do next, but I forgot. Hopefully I'll remember, or you could just suggest something.

:D