As promised *gives readers cookies*. Thank you PandoraNightRide for the idea for this chapter. Total will finally appear in this chapter, let's just say… he's been… at the park… for days… pretending to be a squirrel. Ya, that works.
Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride.~Stare
"Total what the heck happened to your fur!" Max shouted when Total came in.
Total grumbled, I didn't think he knew what happened.
-Flashback-
Total was snoring in his bed, kicking his legs like he was running.
I had to get this on video some time, but right now I had to stick to the plan.
I took out the cans of hair dye. It was the spray on that comes out in the shower.
One purple and the other green. I made sure not to get any in his face and colored him like Barney. Or what I thought Barney looked like.
"Perfect."
-Flashback end-
I saw Nudge coming and I decided to help Total. I whispered something to him.
"TOTAL , WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE BARNEY! Are you practicing for Halloween? Ooh, we can get the camera! People will love this! Can you sing the song? And then you can…" Nudge started to slow down.
Total was staring at her, wide eyed.
Nudge looked a bit confused, "Is there something wrong? A bug in my hair? Something in my teeth? Can you still talk? " She looked worried and went to the bathroom to check the mirror.
I nodded, he learns fast.
Later…
I typed what happened to Total on Fang's blog. Who knew the password was IHatePink, that would explain why he got mad last time. Oops.
I laughed at one of the comments.
SSC says: Word from the wise, BARNEY PWNS BRITNEY!
Thanks to Crazy for Elijah Goldsworthy for the password, and thanks to SeaSaltChocolate for the last line. R&R?