Hellos readers! This story is about a flying midget dolphin that defeats an evil penguin and learns a valuable life lesson …

"I'm flying weeeeeee!"

"You're stupid."

"Shut up talking penguin." And then the dolphin flies into the sunset.

The End.

… Okay that was pointless, on to the real story! Thank you FlyingSolo365 for the idea.

Disclaimer: *takes deep breath* I do not own Maximum Ride, or the My World song, or theDora Theme song, or that banana song from Charlie the Unicorn, or the bunny snuggle song. Or a rocket, or a singing apple, or a red cow, or a cat/bat/mat/rat thing who cleans my room for me.

~Sing

"War!" I yelled and grabbed a bunch of pillows.

Nudge grabbed the cushions off the couch. Gassy grabbed the umbrellas in the umbrella stand.

"Every person for themselves! Make your forts!" My fort looked like a bed, which was making me sleepy. So I ditched my fort and hid behind the couch.

Nudge covered her nose, "Eww! What's that smell!" We both looked at Gassy. The little stinker was smiling.

I threw a pillow at him "I said make a fort not fart!"

Nudge didn't say anything in an effort to hold her breath. She pointed to the hall and we both ran. Guess which room we ended up in… Fang's!

"What do you want?" He looked annoyed.

"Gassys mushroom cloud was following us." I glanced at the door and opened my eyes wide. I imagined the cloud busting down the door and going all ninja. Wait, can stink clouds go ninja without hands?

"Get out."

"BUT THE STINKY CLOUD WILL GO ALL HANDLESS NINJA!" I pointed to the door, Nudge and Fang gave me confused looks. I took a step fowrd and heard a crunch. I saw that I stepped on Fang's ipod. "Oops."

Fang looked really angry, I mean in that 'I'm gonna force you to eat Max's cooking' kind of way. "FORREST!"

"Yes, dearest Fag." I gotta make a run for it.

"Did you just brea—"

Lightbulb. "Put a banana in your ear! Put a ripe banana—"

"Will you shut u—"

"Dora Dora Dora the explorer, DORA!" I started clapping, and marched a bit towards the door.

"SHUT –"

"TAKE SOME TIME, MELLOW OUT! PARTY IT UP, DON'T FALL DOWN! DON'T GET CAUGHT,-" I ran out the door and slammed it. "Ooh that gives me an idea!"

Next day…

"You are my sweetest love, this love I always wanna hug, because I really love you, the world just has to know. I'll do anything for you; there is nothing I wouldn't do. Snuggle, cuddle and then hug me, with you I always want to be. La la la la... "

"WTF!" Fang can be really loud when he's grumpy.

Having a friend that can hack laptops to be stuck on one song on full volume is awesome. Now where can I hide…?

I wroe this around 2am and I had a lot of sugar. And I'm having trouble editing this… so I understand if this chapter doesn't make much sense. I'm bored, I think everyone is asleep. Ooh, I think I'll name the dolphin Squiggles! Squiggles can be a new flock member since he can fly! Squiggles need a theme song. My authors note is long; wonder how long the longest author's note is. I got the idea for some of the chapter after watching nigahiga, off the pill: stink people. Watch the video on youtube! *sighs* so bored right now.

And I'm getting sleepy—OMG I HEAR A LOUD NOISE!—okay either some neighbors lit some fireworks or my brother has a really loud fart. Finally, I decide to stop typing. Please R&R, ideas are very helpful! Review for cookie. Review or Squiggles with eat the cookie!