A/N;
(Apologising for the long A/N in advance)
I'm really happy right now.
I sung in front of the school today, and everyone loved it. I sang 'Time of your Life' by Green Day, my all-time fave song. Anyhoo, I did the 'catfish' thing! Here's how it went;
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Me: Hello, catfish!
My friend #1: Did you just call me a catfish?
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Me: Cool, catfish.
My friend #2: Stop calling me catfish!
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Me: This is boring, catfish.
My friend #3: That's really annoying, stop it.
Me: No, catfish!
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Me: Haha, catfish.
My friend #4: If you say that to me tonight on MSN, I will block you.
Me: Haha, catfish.
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Me: I will not stop saying catfish, catfish!
Everyone: STOP IT!
Me: Fine!
Everyone: ...
Me: ...catfish.
Everyone: Ugh.
Eventually I stopped. Baha.
Also, someone said they didn't like the swearing references. If it bothers you as well, just let me know and I'll stop. I'm trying really hard not to offend anyone (hence the apologies). Thanks for all the reviews- we made past 300! Woo! I'm thinking that once I hit 400, I'll do a special chapter that is just pure stupidity. If you guys want? I'll have more free time now, so I'm all for the randomness. Ideas, please! :D
Goal for the week: Update Total Takes Over, and MAYBE start a sequel to "The Lists". Here's the summary that I'm gonna make up right now:
Dr. Martinez thought that living with the flock would be a breeze. Even after the throbbing migraine the Lists caused her, she is determined not to give up. Maybe it's time to call in for backup...
Who is the backup she calls in? I have no idea. What shall I call this sequel? I have no idea. Ideas, please? PM me or just leave it in a review :)
Actually, just right now I've got an idea, but I'm not gonna tell. Not at the moment, at least :) Sorry!
Still, I want le ideas. (: Thanks to everyone who got me to 300 reviews, and thanks to all the readers :)
Okay, on with the story. This has been suggested a few times, so let's roll with it, shall we?
CATFISH!
Max fell to the ground, sobbing tearfully. Her whole frame shook with sadness, her mind overwhelmed with an unquenchable desire to jump off the nearest cliff, wings tucked in so she couldn't fly-
She was a little upset, as you can probably tell. But what had caused her such terrible distress?
"I hate you all! Go freaking DIE!" Max screeched hoarsely, throwing a conveniently placed pinecone at the retreating flock.
"OW!" Iggy's voice was heard in the distance. Max began sobbing again, basically going from proactive tough girl to weepy weakling in a few moments.
The flock had ditched her. For what reason? Well...
"Max, we need to talk." Angel said seriously, grabbing Max's arm and sitting down. The flock had joined them, and they sat in a mushy circle of doom.
"What's going on?" Max asked. She looked around at the sad and angry faces, the clenched fists, and the... nose picking?
"Total, stop that!" Angel hissed. Total quickly got his paw away from his nose, and whined unhappily.
"Max... it's gone on too long." Iggy shook his head sadly. "We can't take it anymore."
"What?" Max asked, confused.
"We think it's time for us to... go separate ways." Nudge said gently.
"You're dumping me!?" Max cried.
"It's not you, it's us." Gazzy assured her. "Really."
"That's the worst thing you could ever say to a girl!" Max yelled, getting to her feet and shaking her head. "This can't be happening!"
"Don't make this harder than it already is, Max." Angel pleaded.
"Fang! You're not just gonna let them kick me out, are you!?" the blonde and brunette girl pleaded, clinging to Fang's leg for dear life. Fang slowly closed his eyes, which were not visible under his emo hair.
"I'm sorry, Max. We just can't keep doing this. You've grown too clingy. We can't even look at any other mutant girls anymore, let alone talk to them. We need our space." He said. Max burst into tears, wailing miserably.
"I can change!" she begged, "I promise I can!"
"It's over."
"I can't believe you're dumping me!"
Come to think of it, what had she done again? Oh well, I guess it's not important. Anyways.
Max eventually got off the dirt floor after a bird crapped on her from above.
"It can't get any worse." She muttered, and then it started to rain. "Perfect."
She trudged into someone's house, and fell into a girl's bed to rest her weary feet. The girl, who was sleeping in it, screamed and her Mom called the police. After doing 6 months hard labour for some reason the author can't be bothered thinking about, Max was released, dyed her hair black and went around flying into trees in her spare time. Which was like, 99.98% of the time, or something. Anyway.
Years passed, and Max didn't get better. She wrote depressing poetry in the dirt with a stick at night, and dreamed of the flock who had left her behind for no apparent reason whatsoever. Sometimes, she ranted to herself.
"I'm not clingy! How dare they say that I am! I'm a great leader, a great leader!" she cried, rocking back and forth, breathing heavily.
"I think you're going insane, Max." She answered herself.
"I am not! You're the crazy one! I'm not crazy!" her eye twitched, and she began slapping herself violently. "Shut up!"
...Max did not have a happy relationship with herself.
Meanwhile, with the flock...
"Hey Fang?" Gazzy asked with a yawn as they cruised through the air.
"Yeah?" Fang answered.
"Why'd we dump Max?" he asked. Fang looked at the others for an answer. They all shrugged.
"Huh. I guess I don't actually know. It was Angel's idea, wasn't it?" They looked to the little blonde girl. Her eyes widened.
"Getting rid of her wasn't a secret plan so that I could become leader! What are you talking about!!?" she cried, her eyes shifting nervously.
"Um... what?"
"Nothing, nothing." Angel sighed, relieved.
"We should probably go find her then." Iggy shrugged.
"Yeah, probably." The flock turned around, and began flying in a random direction, hoping to find their lost leader.
Meanwhile, with Max...
"I. Hate. Life." She moaned, banging her head against a tree. "Those stupid preppy posers!" (A/N; My Immortal reference. Gosh, thanks to Saint for alerting me to it. What a laugh!)
"Who?" a voice asked, and Max looked up to see Fang standing there, eyebrows raised.
"FANG!" Max screamed, tackling him to the ground and kissing his eyes, cheek and nose, and eventually his lips. "OH MY GOD!" Then, she remembered that she hated him with a burning passion that was burning hotter than a thousand suns and-
She was p.o'ed, as you can probably tell.
She pushed him away and stood up, crossing her arms angrily. "What are you doing here?"
"Please take us back, Max! We were stupid, and we're sorry." Nudge pleaded, tears filling her eyes. Max snarled angrily.
"What's changed?" she demanded, "How do I know you won't break my heart again?"
"Just take us back, we love you, don't you get it!?" Gazzy cried.
"Please, Max." Iggy added.
"Please, we just want to be with you again. We love you, please, come back." Fang said, stepping forward. Max smiled.
"Aw, ILY too!" They all hugged, and flew off into the sunset.
Meanwhile, with Jeb and Ari...
"Still getting those random jabs of pain, Dad?" Ari asked as they sat in "The White Room", the room where Rain stores all the characters from this story that aren't important for the real chapter. Jeb nodded, then winced.
"Ow!"
"You okay?"
"OW! Yeah, I guess so. I just wish I OW knew OW what was OW causing them OW!" Jeb sighed.
"Pain sucks." Ari said wisely, driving a toy car over his legs.
"Yeah, OW!"
Meanwhile, with the flock + Max...
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Max cackled, stabbing the Jeb doll again and again.
"I think breaking up with her made her insane..." Iggy whispered.
"Eh, just go with it." Fang shrugged.
A/N;
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