I hate homework! My almost science teacher gave the class homework before we even met him that's due on the first day. Which is tomorrow…. Boo.

I'm glad so many people like this story =^w^= yay people! Because of the reviews, Squiggles did not eat the cookies *gives cookies*. Thank you Feather1 for the idea!

Disclaimer: Do I really need this? Do I look like James Patterson? …. Please say no. I do not own Maximum Ride.

~Faint

Luckily, Iggy fixed Fang's iPod. I think. Or was it made into that bomb they blew up this morning? Nope, that was from the washing machine.

I walked into the kitchen with Angel and Nudge, "No, paper can't beat rock. Rocks are fun to throw and rock music is awesome. Paper can't beat that. Besides I picked gun, so I win."

"But there is no guns in rock,paper,scissors!" Nudge picked paper, Angel picked rock, and I picked gun. We couldn't decide who won.

I gave up, "Max, who do you think won? And why are you cooking?"

"Iggy went to the park with Gassy, and I'm hungry. You want some." She continued to make smoke come out of the microwave.

"Max, you're gonna kill the poor microwave."

Max crossed her arms, "Fine, you make the breakfast."

I looked at Nudge for help. She pointed at the cereal boxes. "I'm sure you can't ruin that."

"But first let's save the microwave. Angel, get the broom." She rolled her eyes at my idea. What happened to pressing the simple open button?

Angel got the broom. And I used the handle to poke the open button. "Max, what did you put in there?"

Nudge was making the cereal, but Max left. The microwave was still on and it was crackling. "Almost got it."

I finally got the microwave to open but a bunch of smoke and gooey stuff came out. Nudge covered her nose, "What did she put in there?"

"Hope it's not Total."

"No. She melted something."

"What's going on?" Iggy walked in. "Forrest what did you do to the kitchen?"

"Nothing?"

He glared at me, still don't understand how he does that.

"Um…" I rolled my eyes up and put my hand to my forehead like in the movies, and fell to the floor.

"What just happened?"
Nudge poked me, "I think she just fainted!"

Iggy whispered, "Great, I'm going back to my room."

I sat up and glared at Iggy, "How mean. You would just leave me there? Shun. Shun"I shook my head and left the room.

Sorry it's not that good, I had to rush. Wish me luck at school. What do you think Max melted in the microwave? Please review!