A/N;

Happy sexily day! Well, when I started this A/N it was sexily day, but I have tons on today so I'll post it later. We had a sexily-a-thon on twitter, it was awesome :D Those that I know of that participated were- Kara from FlockUpdates, Vera A, Skittles (Fangalicious08) & Saint (St. Fang of Boredom). For those of you that I didn't know participated and did, awesome job! Kara says next one is October 9, so join in and say 'sexily' a lot! You're bloody awesome if you do :)

Also, because I haven't heard anyone say 'Krill yum yum yum' in a while, this chapter features KRILL. :D

R & R.

Max rubbed her eyes, stretching out and yawning. Then, she stopped. The floor, which had been gritty, dirty and covered in leaves and twigs when she went to sleep, was now cold, hard and smooth. She looked down at the silver steel, and frowned. Glancing around, she saw the walls were the same. She sighed.

"Which wack job captured me this time?" she asked tiredly, getting to her feet and snapping her wings open as she spun in a quick circle.

"Muahahahahahahahahah!" came a voice from some speakers in the corner. Max rolled her eyes. "You have been captured by the one, the only, the incredible mastermind of masterminds, the most amazing and evil genius ever known to walk the earth, whose names shall be up in lights for his greatness-"

"Cut to the chase, ugly." Max interrupted, picking some dirt from under her fingernails, "What do you want?" The voice seemed to huff in indignation.

"Well, right now, I really am hankering for some pickled onions, but that's not the most pressing matter, of course. Although... no. World domination comes first. Wait- pickled onions, or World Domination? Ah, decisions... no, no, definitely World Domination."

"Moving right along..."

"Ah, yes, yes. Sorry about that. Where was I?"

"Look, I don't have all day. I just want to bust out of here with a few witty remarks leaving your ego burned to a crisp, hopefully before dinner." Max sighed, rubbing her temples.

"My ego shall beat your simpleton wit!" the voice declared. The avian girl shrugged.

"Whatever you say, speaker-voice. Just get on with it." She answered. "What do you want me to do, so I can refuse?"

"I want you to promote krill!"

"...promote what?"

"Krill!" the voice insisted, the audio crackling slightly as the speaker shoved his mouth too close to the mic.

"Krill?" Max asked incredulously, "Are you for real?"

"Of course I am! Krill fills the oceans, reaching past the billions in its enormous numbers! And, of course, it is YUM YUM YUM!" the voice cackled. "BAHAHAHAHAH! What better way to take over the world than by harnessing the power of Krill?"

"Krill is... yum yum yum?" Max asked in confusion.

"Yes! KRILL YUM YUM YUM!"

"Oh... okaaay? NEVER! I will not promote krill for evil!" Max shook her head angrily, deciding to play along.

"You will do as I say!" the voice said gleefully, and suddenly a hole opened up in the ceiling. Millions and millions of krill fell into the room, burying Max under their proclaimed yumness!

"Ahh!" she screamed.

"KRILL YUM YUM YUM!" the krill chanted in squeaky leprechaun voices, "KRILL YUM YUM YUM!"

"TAKE OVER THE WORLD! PROMOTE KRILL! YUM YUM YUM! MUAHAHAHAH!" the voice screeched. Max screamed and cried as she was swallowed up in the sea of chanting krill. She couldn't believe it- she got kidnapped a lot, but this was just crazy! Someone who wanted to take over the world using krill? That was just messed up. Taking a deep breath, Max began to swim through the little creatures until she reached the hole where all the krill had come raining in from. She climbed through it, spitting out krill and pulling them out of her ears, and began crawling through the tunnel until she found a way out.

Max found herself in a control room, a big chair facing a video image of the room she had just come from. The chair turned around, revealing-

Jeb!

Max gasped and stumbled backwards.

"Jeb! It- it was you? Why did you kidnap me!?" she demanded. The man smirked.

"Because Max, I. Am. Your. Father!"

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh wait- I already knew that!" Max cried. "But seriously, why'd you kidnap me?"

"Because I'm an old reject with nothing better to do with my time." Jeb shrugged. Max nodded.

"Oh, okay. Well, I'll be going now. Ta-ta Daddy dearest."

"Bye darling daughter."

They hugged, and stuff.

Later

"Hey Max, where you been babe?" Fang asked nonchalantly as Max landed back at camp. Max shrugged.

"Kidnapped. The usual."

"Who was it this time?"

"Jeb, and for some reason he had a crazy obsession with krill."

"Ah. How come it's never us that get's kidnapped?"

"I don't know. I guess everyone sucks but me."

A/N;

Starting The Lists sequel soon. Sexily.

R & R.