Merry early Christmas! I know it's been so long since I updated. Science project, with a report, and pictures, and measurements with drawn design, is almost due. And my mousetrap car fell off the shelf and needed to be rebuilt. But I know that's not a good reason so… *hides*
Erasers vs. Ninjas: It's a tie! Sorta. Some couldn't make up their minds, I don't blame them, ninjas are awesome and Erasers are like giant fridges.
I know I used the little war idea before, but not with an army!
Disclaimer: My name is not James Patterson, so I don't own the amazing Maximum Ride *confetti*
~Attorney
"Ginger bread, ginger bread, ginger bread rock. Ginger bread styling, ginger bread flying," I sang. Flour covered most of the kitchen, with some eggs cracked on the floor.
Nudge took my lump of dough and poked holes into it to make a face, "We're supposed to make people, not rocks."
"But rocks are so much easier."
Angel and Gazzy were helping make the gingerbread people. Angel's used stars for heads, Gasman had a wire sticking out of one of his. (A/N: Can anyone guess where? … … … That's right it's hand!)
"I bet my ginger bread rocks can beat the star heads!"
Angel shook her head, "My star heads can beat your rocks easily."
"Well I have my own gingerbread army!" Gazzy started to line up all of his wired cookies. Angel did the same and I started making more ginger bread rocks.
Nudge raised her arm then brought it down, "Start!"
"Think fast!" Angel pushed some of her star heads and squashed my ginger bread rock.
"No! He was so young!" I ripped off the star and threw it like a ninja star.
"Liana!" Angel was still smiling though, and threw another one of my rocks at the wall.
Nudge was oddly quiet. Weird. "Look!" I turned to see Nudge standing on the counter, with a bucket full of her little gingerbread people in her arms. Holy shish! "Bombs away!"
Gazzy smiled, "I got my own bombs!" BOOM!
"Is that what just exploded the chair?" Angel snickered a bit. Max walked in to see the chaos. Everyone froze. Gazzy put on an innocent face. Nudge jumped down from the counter so quickly she almost slipped, Angel hid some of her star heads by kicking them under the table. Maybe she won't notice.
Max looked at the chair, there wasn't much left of it anyways. She glared, "Why is the chair broken beyond repair?"
I stood up strait and shouted, "I refuse to speak without an attorney!"
Max raised an eyebrow, "And how will you get one."
"I never will, so I refuse to speak at all!"
"You just spoke."
"That doesn't count!"
"How about that time?"
I crossed my arms, "No fair."
Probably not my best but hope you got some joy out of it ^_^
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Random Question: Are penguins evil?
Thanks for reading all you people are awesome!