A/N;
I feel like doing another chapter! So I am. :D
Now, the torture methods listed in the song, credit goes to;
The herring; Saint (St Fang of Boredom)
The lobster; Myself (rainbowstrike)
Krill Yum Yum Yum; Bell (Aleria14)
The Minkles; Vera (Vera Amber)
I can't rhyme for crap, just letting you know now.
-Rain
One day, Max was listening to the radio, when a song came on.
'Thisssss is the overused faaaaaaaaaaaaaanfiction songfic soooooonggggggggggggg', the singer, who sounded like a mix between Taylor Swift and a tonedeaf bucket belted out, and Max immediately perked up.
This is the overused songfic song,
And I'm gonna sing it all day long,
Because it's perfect for Max and Fang,
And speaks the truth, I swear it, DANG!
Fang, man, what's going on?
You're with that bitchy Brissa but you know it's all wrong,
You've gotta see that Max is the girl for you,
Fang, man, can't you see it's true?
This is the overused songfic song,
And I'm gonna sing it all day long,
Because it's perfect for Max and Fang,
And speaks the truth, I swear it, DANG!
Max, man up! Tell Fang that you love him!
He's so clueless he has no idea,
I think you should whack him with a herring,
Or possibly sick Ziggles the dancing lobster on him till he gets his bearings,
Or say KRILL YUM YUM YUM till his head explodes,
Maybe the Minkles could lend you a helping hand in their attack mode,
Anything to get Fang to say 'I LOVE YOU!'
This is the overused songfic song,
And I'm gonna sing it all day long,
Because it's perfect for Max and Fang,
And speaks the truth, I swear it, DANG!
What makes you hang with her?
Max is the one that would make you purr, (A/N; purr?)
Fang can't you see?
Being with Max would make you go 'squee!'
This is the overused songfic song,
And I'm gonna sing it all day long,
Because it's perfect for Max and Fang,
And speaks the truth, I swear it, DANG!
This song is so pointless this song has no meaning,
Why are you listening to it when you should be cleaning?
Just get out there, you know it's true,
Get out there and say I love you!
Max turned off the radio as the song finished, quite stunned. For some unknown reason that she couldn't quite put her finger on, that song seemed to fit her and Fang perfectly! It was like the composer had written it just for them!
But what could possibly make her think that?
"Max, did you just hear that song on the radio?" Fang asked, suddenly standing in her doorway. Max turned, blushed purple, and nodded. "I broke up with Brissa." He crossed the room, taking her hands.
"Really?" Max leaned in, breathless.
"ILY MAX!" Fang shouted, grinning, then mashed his face against hers, completely missing her lips by a mile.
"OW! DAMMIT FANG!" Max cried, bitch-slapping him.
"I'm going back to Brissa!" Fang wailed, running away. Max shrugged, and turned the radio back on.
This is the overused songfic song...
A/N;
Pointless and short, but eh. I've been meaning to do a songfic parody for a while. The most used one I've seen is 'You Belong with Me' by Taylor Swift. I hate it now.
-Rain