Since their colleagues had helped Cooper and Ryan perform their prank on Horatio and Frank three weeks earlier, the two older men thought it was only fair that they helped them to now that it was time for revenge.
It was early Monday morning when Cooper exited his new apartment to go to work and he was "attacked" by three masked men; Horatio himself and two homicide detectives. Cooper screamed and tried to fight the three men off but to no avail. He was taken to a white unmarked van and blindfolded. He didn't how long they drove, but when they stopped all he could hear was water and birds; he was far away from civilization. His three kidnappers said nothing as they led him inside a house and stripped him down to his underwear and then forced him to lie down on a gurney-like bed. They cuffed him to the railings on the side of the bed and took off his blindfold. Cooper gasped as he recognized Horatio and his fellow kidnappers.
"You!" Cooper exclaimed, "And you two helped him?"
"Sorry mate, but we helped you and now we have to help H and Frank." One of the detectives smirked.
A girl entered the room and Cooper immidiately noticed the bottle of warm wax in her hand and the wax strips. He looked with pleading eyes at Horatio, but the red head just smirked.
"Payback's a bitch and after this you will surrender in our war." Horatio grinned.
The girl giggled and put warm wax on Cooper's stomach and put one of the strips over it.
"You're getting a full body wax today Cooper, which includes your head and your privates; don't worry, this girl is a professional." Horatio smirked.
"H, I know I said I wanted to try a full body wax one day, but… I changed my mind." Cooper said and let out a yelp when the girl ripped the strip away.
"Have fun Cooper!" Horatio smiled and left just as the girl put wax over the nipples.
"I'm going to kill you, Horatio Caine." Cooper growled and closed his eyes as the girl ripped the strip away.
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In the meantime Frank and Eric were kidnapping Ryan and put him in a black unmarked van. They drove for almost thirty minutes until they stopped and Ryan had by then figured out that this was Frank and Horatio's revenge from three weeks earlier. His eyes widened as he saw the place they had taken him to; it was a club with drag-shows every day.
"You are going to get a special makeover today Ryan, by the fine people who work here." Frank smirked.
Ryan struggled to escape, but the two other men were stronger than he was. Frank cuffed his hands behind his back and forced him down in one of the make-up chairs. Carl, the make-up artist, chuckled and started Ryan's makeover. He made sure that Ryan got as much make-up on as possible and Eric and Frank laughed for fifteen minutes when they saw the results. Next were the clothes and Ryan was forced to put on a big red dress that glimmered in the light.
"It's not that bad Ryan, we saw pictures of you as a kid and you liked to try on female clothes back then." Frank smirked.
"That was years ago! I was only a kid." Ryan growled, "I'm so going to kill you for this Frank."
"Bring it on… Ryanna." Frank teased.
Ryan was then led to a room where a guy named Michael taught dance routines that were used later in the show. Ryan was forced to participate in high heels and he looked like Bambi on ice as he tried to dance in the dress and the shoes. Frank and Eric were rolling on the floor from laughing so hard. Ryan swore to get revenge.
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The girl had removed all of Cooper' hair, but she had luckily not waxed his head; instead she had used a regular shaving machine. It was itching everywhere as Cooper went home from work; yes, he had gone to work after the prank and had thought of vicious plans to get revenge on Horatio and Frank; because now he had to do something just as evil as they had done to him. His was walking across the parking lot to his car when he saw Ryan get out of his car after a whole day of dancing. He was in his regular clothes but not all the make-up was gone.
"Cooper?" Ryan asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
"I got a full body-wax from H." Cooper said, "That man is about to find out about the meaning of pain. Do you have any idea how much it hurts to get waxed all over the body?"
"No, I don't. Do you have any idea how much it hurts to dance in high heels?" Ryan asked.
"No." Cooper said, "Ryan, after this we show no mercy."
"I'm with you on that." Ryan nodded, "Coop… is that dried wax on your ear?"
"Is that lip-gloss on your lips and mascara on your eye lashes?" Cooper asked.
Ryan wiped the last of the make-up away and then the two men parted. Horatio and Frank would wish they had never performed such an evil prank on the two younger men after they were done with them.
Revenge would hit them hard!
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