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Idea suggested by St Fang of Boredom. On with the chapter :D

The flock were flying around aimlessly, doing whatever it is they usually did. Max was screaming randomly at the Voice, Fang was flying into trees having had all the sharp items taken off him, Gazzy was releasing gas, Angel was working on her World Domination plans, Iggy was blowing crap up, and Nudge was talking non-stop.

When suddenly...

"Ah!" Max cried, spotting a herd of flying Erasers coming right for them! Oh noes!

They fought valiantly, kicking and punching and biting their way through the fight. Max accidentally punched Iggy's head off and he died.

No one cared.

The fight went on, but gradually the Erasers all died and the Flock flew on. Iggy miraculously came back to life because he was just awesome like that.

Suddenly, there was a groan from the back of the flying formation.

"Bleughhhhaaawwwwgroooaaaaaannnehhhhbleuh!" Fang angsted, dropping from the sky like lead.

"Max, uh, Fang is..."

"Hot? Yeah I know!" Max agreed cheerfully.

"No, he's..."

"Sexy? That too!" she grinned.

"Uh, not that, he's..."

"Drop-dead gorgeous? Emo? Black-haired? Angsty? Dark and mysterious? I know already!" Max cried, turning around and glaring at the flock.

"No- he's falling!" the miraculously not-dead Iggy shouted. Max gasped and flew down to where the Prince of Emo was still falling.

"Bleughhhhaaawwwwgroooaaaaaannnehhhhbleuh!" he moaned. "Owie!"

"I will save you!" Max screeched, grabbing his hand and yanking him upwards. Then, she gently lowered him to a conveniently placed patch of grass, and brushed his long dark hair back, tears in her eyes.

"Fang, don't die!" she sobbed. "I love you, Fangy-poo!"

"Tell my Fangirls... I'm not... gay..."** Fang murmured, and then he was gone. (**- This is a line from the youtube series 'Naruto Abridged'. It's not mine.)

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Max screamed, horrified. She stared slapping Fang, making his cheeks bleed. "WAKE UP YOU EMO BASTARD!"

Suddenly, he coughed, and sat up. "Cheese!" he shouted, eyes wide. "Oh, Max!" he glomped her tightly, and kissed her. "I love y-" then, he died.

"NOoooOOOOOoooooooOOOOooOO!!" Max wailed, shaking him. "Sobsobsobcrywailcrytear!"

Fang opened his eyes. "I... Max..." then he died again.

"Nooo-"

"SHUT UP!" Nudge yelled, "It's 3 in the morning!"

Max poked her tongue out at Nudge and picked Fang up. He eventually woke up and they lived happily ever after. Fang lived forever with a gaping side wound, because he had a gross disregard for his health.

He died 67 times after that night, and counting, but the FAX obsessed fangirls prevented him from getting any peace.

I guess you just can't kill characters off like you used to.

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Craptacular little chapter, but eh. I'm having a wedding- Iggy is my willing groom! MG sent him to me, but I have to send him back after the wedding.

Iggy: Willing? Willing!?

Me: Eh. Check out 'The Amazing Adventures of Rain the Almighty'. Vera, MG, Kara, Skits, Lily and possibly Saint when I ask her will be attending. Thank you and goodnight. Haha.

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