A/N;
Haha, 'cos Vera convinced me, here's the epic 'baby flock' cliché. Hope you enjoy. -grins-
Reviewers are cooler than ice cubes. Just sayin'.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Max wailed, banging on the doors of her cage. "Sobsobcry I need a diaper change!"
"Hello Max." Jeb said, magically appearing out of nowhere. "I seem to have forgotten that you only chose your name when I whisk you away to the E-shaped house. No matter."
"Need diaper change!" Max growled. Jeb picked her up and quickly changed the diaper.
Ew, gross.
"Look at the moon! Look at the stars! Look at the sunshine! Look at the Erasers ripping each other to shreds! Look at the Whitecoats! Look at the needles! Look at Max's bare, 4 year old butt-"
"We GET IT! You can SEE!" Fang screamed, "Shut the fnick UP already! Geez, even at four years old you're a pervert!"
"Look at the Leopleurodon!" Iggy cried. "Isn't it magical!?"
"No!" Max punched Iggy in the face. "Now shut up! We get that you can see!"
"Oh, by the way, Iggy- I'm taking you away to do unspeakable things to you... erm, I mean, I'm taking you away so the Whitecoats can experiment on your eyes. Yeah, that's it..." he hoisted Iggy over his shoulder and took him out of the room.
Now for the baby fax.
"Max, you're my best friend!" Fang cried earnestly. Max smiled.
"I love you like a brother!" she replied, just as earnestly.
They hugged through the bars of the cage. NAWWWW.
Then, Iggy came back.
"I can't see!" he sobbed, pinching his eyeballs. "NOTHING!"
"Aw." Max patted Iggy's head. "Poor diddums. I mean- OH NO! THAT'S TERRIBLE!"
"Now maybe we'll get some quiet around here." Fang muttered.
"Fang! I'm taking you away to do unspeakable things to you... erm, I mean, I'm taking you away to do awful experiments on you that will cause you to become silent and an all-around emo guy."
Fang nodded, waving cheerfully to Max. "See you soon!"
A few hours later, Fang's hair had grown over his eyes and was darker than it was before. He didn't say a word for fifty-two days.
He just sat in the Emo-Cage, which was his lame version of the Bat-Cave, and was silent.
Finally, Max slapped him.
"You stupid four year old twat! Stop being emo!"
He wouldn't stop, so Max just did a 'eh, whatever' face, and left him alone.
Years went by, and Nudge, Gazzy and Angel joined the group. They all had awful things done to them which mentally scarred them for life, yada yada yada.
Max had to save them nearly every day, 'cos she was freaking AWESOME like that.
Eventually they grew up and left for the E-shaped house, where they lived happily ever after until Jeb died. Then they weren't so happy.
Oh, and Ari got eraserfied. Woops, forgot to add that in. Oh well, no one cares about Ari anyway.
A/N;
A quick little update. Hope you enjoy! -grins-