A/N;

My NaNo is trying to take over my life. Saint said it, and now I understand. I haven't updated in FOREVER- I'm terrible! Sorry guys, and thanks to everyone who has reviewed since I last updated. You're epic awesomeness, guys. Epicness at it's peak.

Anyhoosles, it annoys me when people are all like STORY IS TEH PWNZ0RS, CANT SUMMRSE SRY BUT READ AND REVIEW ANYWAY! Dude, don't tell people you can't summarise. It just makes you look stupid.

So therefore, this cliché chapter was born.

NOTE: Any spelling errors in this chapter are intentional. :D

Max and Fang are contemplating having their 13th child, but then Fang dies and Max jumps off a cliff. CAN'T SUMMARISE FOR CRAP BUT STORY IS AWESOME PLZ READ!!1!!!11!ELEVEN!

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Nudge decides to become a drug dealer, but gets arrested. Iggy blows up the jail and bails her out, causing a Niggy/Eggy jealous catfight of epic proportions that leads to the death of life as we know it. OMG SRY I CANT SUMMARISE STORY IS PWNAGE U SHUD READ IT LOL!

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A girl gets sucked into the MR universe, where she grows turtle legs and a beak, then jumps off a cliff like Max 'cos she's awesome. SUMMARY SUCKS BUT STORY IS AWESMOE!

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Total enters 'So you think you can Dance' and finishes up 2nd. All the other competitors had no legs and no arms. SUMMARY SUCKS STORY IS TEH PWNAGE PLZ PLZ READ AND REVIEW THE STORY IS AWESOME!

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Max has to choose. The UD or Fang. Who will she choose? FAX! Summary sucks but story is good. Tell me what you think plz!

(A/N; The story was just kinda ruined with the FAX part. If there's Fax, she obviously chooses Fang... sorry, I've seen this happen a few times and I'm like o_0)

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Angel decides to become an alpaca farmer, and teams up with Bill the alpaca breeder. They successfully bred 391010384932.383 alpacas per year.

(A/N; Youtube 'Bill the Alpaca Breeder'. It's an Australian TV advert that makes me laugh.)

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The Gasman has gone too far. Fang is forced to stab him with a rusty spork after Gazzy destroys his precious emo razor. SUMMARY SUCKS STORY OWNS PLZ READ!

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Iggy blows up the world. No, seriously. Summary sucks. Story is awesome. READ OR U DIE!!111!1!!!!!!

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A/N;

It's... shamefully short. Oh well, at least it's an update? Ideas would be muchly appreciated.

-Rain