A/N;
I am a terrible person.
I have been neglecting my fanfics, and I am really sorry. I'm gonna pin the blame on a certain challenge... it was NaNoWriMo, but now that's finished -cheers- I'm gonna miss it though. I will be posting the NaNo story on FictionPress, so check it out if you wanna. It's kinda craptacular, what with the rushing to finish 50,000 words in 30 days and whatnot, but eh. My friend Blue's bugging me to post it -grins-
I'm trying to make updates faster, and I actually have a few ideas lined up for the next few clichés courtesy of Vera (Vera Amber), so thanks V! Hope your contentwatch lets you view 'em.
But first, I read a review today from IwriteUread, and it made me laugh. So I'm crediting IwriteUread for this cliché. Thanks!
-Rain
Hi! I'm Max, and I'm like, 18! That's right, you heard me. Even though the books clearly state that I am around fourteen years of age, apparently I miraculously grew four years in a few days! So like, this story takes place right after the book I wrote, like MAX or whatever, so yeah.
I'm eighteen. Don't forget it.
Me and Fang were making out in a totally legal way, ('cos I'm 18 lol) and then we decided to go crash a nightclub, which we were totally allowed to enter 'cos we're 18 and stuff.
Inside, we spotted Gazzy, making out with some foreign Russian girl. He was 27 now!
"'Sup G's!" he called, pausing mid-kiss, "What's cracka-lackin'!?" Oh yeah, he was also a gangster now.
"MAX AND FANG!" Nudge screeched in her 87-year-old way. "HOW ARE YOU DEARIES?" she asked.
"GOOD!" Fang screamed in her ear.
"WHAT? I'M A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING!" Nudge yelled back. Two guys picked her up and threw her outside. I shrugged it off and downed another drink, 'cos I'm 18 and legal babeh!
Ahem.
Nearby, Angel was pole dancing, shaking her 21-year-old self on the dancefloor and stuff. Total was tending to his grandchildren, as he was practically 103 in dog years now.
Iggy was serving drinks at the bar, fat and balding with sweat stains showing through his singlet. His mid-life crisis got the better of him, I think. At 45, he was a terminal bachelor. I didn't care though.
Then me and Fang did it, 'cos we're legal and 18.
The end. (Of the chapter).
A/N;
Crap and short, but I wanted to update something. Honestly people- CHECK THE BOOKS. MAX, FANG AND IGGY ARE 14ISH, ANGEL IS AROUND 6/7, GAZZY IS 8, NUDGE IS 11 AND GOD KNOWS HOW OLD TOTAL IS!
Seriously.
-Rain