Team Rocket's character woes
Prepare for an explanation to our trouble
Make it quick, on the double
To protect ourselves from character defamation
To unite all peoples against weird animation
To denounce the secret of our lost charm and flair
To explain why Jessie has purple hair
Jessie, saying that my hair is RED!!!
James, hoping they don't mess with the hair on my head!
Team Rocket misses the old animators every night and day!
We haven't been the same since they sent our voice actors away!
Meowth, is not a fan of dat P-USA!
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Well, thanks for the reviews, and if anyone from PUSA is reading this, that is my opinion and not a jibe at your company. This is merely a parody meant to poke fun at the changes the show has undergone. I do not own Pokemon in any way, shape, or form, as stated in the introduction. I'm just having fun here.
Thanks to jazzykid1 for the idea for this parody.
Oh, and to Adanna, the pokemon reference in the previous parody was when James says: Don't forget coughing and wheezing.
Koffing was James's only Pokemon at the beginning of the series until it evolved into Weezing in the episode 'Dig Those Diglett'. James released his Weezing at the beginning of Pokemon: Advanced (the season where Ash went to Hoenn) in the episode 'A Poached Ego'. It's a shame too. That was the best Pokemon he had ever or will ever have.