It's Hard Work To Catch 'Em All
Catching Pokemon is a lot of trouble
Especially when their numbers are double
To catch 'em all is a tribulation
If you do, I'll give you an ovation
To denounce the evils of adding more pokemon to games
Kudos to you if you can remember all the names
Jessie
James
Team Rocket, missing the days when there were only a manageable few.
Just one hundred and fifty, plus Mew.
Meowth, stop complaining and let's get dat Pikachu!
James: But there's sooo many! Eevee, Vaporeon, Flareon, Umbreon, Jolteon, Espeon, Glaceon, Leafeon…and those are just the Eevee evolutions!
Jessie: Not to mention Steelix and Politoed and Scizor and Slowking, and all those other ridiculous special evolutions! You can only use items like the metal coat and the King's Rock once, so how the heck are you supposed to evolve all those pokemon?
James: Yeah, and it was hard enough to get all the coins for a Porygon, but now they've added Porygon2!
Jessie: And now there are all of these weird pokemon that look like beavers and penguins.
James: Don't forget all of those pre-evolved forms! Smoochum, Magby, Togepi, and Pichu and all the other baby Pokemon!
Jessie: Or some pokemon that only appear on certain days or at certain times of the day!
Jessie and James (crying and hugging each other): THERE'S SO MANY!
Meowth: Lazy humans. Dere's not dat many pokemon!
Jessie and James (scream at him): THERE'S 493!
Meowth looks at them for a moment before he too bursts into tears.
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Sorry about the delay. I wrote this down, but due to a pesky thing called school, I couldn't get it up before now.