Prepared For Trouble?

by 27dayz

Here's a selection of mottos from everyone's favourite villains...mottos that you probably won't hear on the show, mostly due to the fact that they have a new, not-so improved motto. Anyhow, enjoy.

8. Frolicking Before the Pokemon Tech Exams

Frolicking before the Pokemon Tech Exam

Prepare for a flashback to our Pokemon Tech days

Ah, those were great times in so many ways

We were protecting ourselves from boredom and books

But we failed and united to be crooks

We danced and drank all night

It may have been bad, but it felt so right

Jessie failed to pass

James should have paid attention in class

Team Rocket, remembering the hangovers and the failed test

We bombed the exam, but at least I got to feel up your chest

Meowth, now dat I know dat story, it's never gonna rest!

Jessie: James!!!!!!

James: Uhhh…whoops, I mean, uh…ah…

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Well, now you know why Jessie and James failed that exam. They had honestly tried…things just got…in the way.

So, I've increased the rating to include some more mature rhymes. Let's face it, TR mottos are funner (yes, I'm aware it's not a word, but it should be) when your mind is in the gutter.