Pokemon vs. Digimon
Prepare for a heated debate!
Even though both shows are great
To hating the copycats of Satoshi Tajiri's creation!
But Pokemon and Digimon both come from the same great nation.
To denounce the evils of those digi-fools!
Even though digivolving is super-cool
James, you're supposed to be on MY side!
Jessie, why can't you open your eyes?
Team Rocket thinks that Digimon is LAME!
If you think they're alike, you have half-a-brain!
Who cares? Meowth sure likes dat Gatomon dame!
Jessie: What the hell was that?
James: If you just sat down and watched Digimon, you would see that it is NOTHING like Pokemon.
Jessie: I don't need to watch it to know that its copying our perfect show.
James: No, it's not! The kids don't trap their partners in balls, and Digimon aren't stuck in the same form after they evolve, and characters actually age, and the bad guys are a helluva lot more evil than we are and-
Jessie: If you like it so much, go join THAT show, TRAITOR!
James: Who are you calling a traitor?
(The two Rockets glare at each other before turning their back to one another)
Meowth: (lays on the ground and drools over a picture of Gatomon, completely oblivious to Jessie and James' fight)
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AN: A special thank you to lilpurplebird for giving me the suggestion to take on the infamous 'Digimon is Pokemon' debate. I had totally forgot it existed because it was so long ago, but it actually gave me a new idea for these mottos.
So, as you can see, Jessie is very anti-digimon, which sort of reflects how I acted in the very beginning. Before I actually sat down and watched Digimon, I often spouted off my ignorant attitudes about how Digimon sucked because it copied Pokemon.
James, on the other hand, is just like 'can't we all just get along?', and more reflects the way I am now. After I watched Digimon, I became aware of just how wrong I was. Digimon was nothing like Pokemon and I ended up falling in love with both shows.
And Meowth…well…let's face it, he's a little horn-dog who always wants what he can't have…even though I always end up feeling sorry for the little dude. He's like a smaller, fuzzier, cuter version of Brock that also loses at love. I'm rooting for him!