Chapter 2. A *mysterious* date
In which we jump to the Easter Ball, Severus has a *mysterious* date, everyone is utterly confused and letters are missing.

Guess what? It's EASTER BALL!
Severus came up from the dungeons with someone. Suddenly, all the teachers saw his way.
"Severus! How coe - when - why -" Minerva was utterly confused.
"Er ... Minerva, you aren't very understandable."
Minerva blushed. "Hey! Why did you write down that?"
I'm mean. And I love writing embarrassed people.
"Hrph."
You forgot the 'M'.
"Sorry. I' out of ''s."
I'll fix it for you. Here.
"What's this?"
An 'm&m'. Muggle sweets.
"Ah. Mmmmm! That's good!"
You can say 'M' again!
"Yey! Thanks!"
"Can w gt on with th story now? I'm starting to gt bord." Severus Snaped.
Sure.
"Hy! What did you intnd to write thr?"
Something between 'Snape' and 'snapped'. You're out of 'E's, by the way.
"So that's what's buggring m!"
Yup. Here, take an 'm&m', you too.
"r ... an 'm&m' whn I'm out of ''s?"
Yes. Turn it around.
"Aaah. Yum. Can I say 'E' now?"
Yes. You just did.
"Oh."
On with the story. Where were we? Oooh! Where Were We! WWW! Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!
"Er ...? Minerva blushed."
Yes. That takes tigers to tell.
"What?"
Just joking. Are all alligators allergic against almonds?
"ON WITH THE STORY!"
All right, all right. Minerva, you are utterly confused, and you are blushing too.
"...okay."
Now, you're supposed to explain what you meant, Minerva.
"How do you know?"
I'm your writer, remember?
"Oh yeah."
So. On ith the story. Damn. I lost my ''s. The letters in easley's izard heezes. Or here ere e. I'll take an 'm&m'. Upside don. That's it. I love Weasley's Wizard Wheezes! Now, where were we? Ah. On with the story. So. Minerva?
"Yes?"
The scene is yours.
"Er ... okay. Severus!"
"Yes?"
"How come she's here? I mean ..."
"Aaah ... it's just a little ... experiment. Which worked."
Yey!
"What!"
'Which Worked'! I made you say it, and you did!
"Eeer ... right." now Severus looked utterly confused.
"An experiment, you say? But how did you -" Minerva was stopped by Severus' *mysterious* date.
"Severus, I really don't want this, but could we at least dance or something, as I don't have a choice? I'd like to enjoy myself at the very least!"
"Okay, hun. Let's go."
As they left for the dance floor, Severus' *mysterious* date wearing a very colourful costume, by the way, probably to look like an Easter Egg, Minerva turned to me again.
"Did he just call her 'hun'?"
Yup. You know he has a crush on her.
"No, I didn't until now."
Ooops ...

Anyway, Severus and his *mysterious* date went and enjoyed themselves on the dance floor, not stopping to dance until the Ball was over. Then, they went back down to the dungeons.
"Did you have a nice time, hun?"
"DON'T call me that."
"Okay ... but did you?"
"Well, it was ok."
"Good." Severus sighed. "I guess I have to change you back now ..."
He pointed his wand at her, but instead of changing into three certain students, she changed into a man. Not just any man either, but a certain childhood enemy of Severus.
"Oh snap."
E.
"Huh?"
Oh Snape.
"God, have mercy."
Sorry.
"What happened?"
Well, if you take Harry's looks, Ginny and Hermione's eyes, Ginny's bloodstatus and michievous side and Hermione's intellect, then it becomes James Potter.
"Ah."
But, of course: Harry's eyes, Ginny's hair, Hermione's bloodstatus and intellect and just Hermione and Ginny in femininity, then it becomes, as your experiment successfully did, Lily Evans.

The End!
I know. I'm mean.