A/N: For those that think we tend to go overboard on silliness, you might want to skip this chapter. Harry got bored and so did we. We feel that Harry's first year was the most innocent of all his years at Hogwarts so we thought we would put a bit of silliness into it. Things will get more serious later on. –GF and The Frau

Disclaimer: 16th verse, same as the first, we don't own them, not even the Disney lyrics: "A Spoon Full of Sugar" and "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo".

Chapter 16: Disney Silliness

Jareth reached up to pinch his nose in thought. "Yes, My Pet, but he is better prepared this time around. We have made sure of that."

Sarah leaned against him. "How much more time do we have before his destiny is fulfilled? Will he be able to handle what is coming? Will he live to come home to us?"

"I can only reorder time, Sarah. I am not a god. I don't have all the answers." His arms pulled her closer as she cried.

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Sarah was working in the theatre office when she again felt the tug on her pant leg. "Nice Lady Sarah. Another note from the young sire," said a small goblin.

Thanking the goblin Sarah opened the letter. It had been a few weeks since Garion left for school. He was good about keeping them informed.

"Dear Mom,

Guess what? I made seeker for the Gryffindor Quidditch team without even trying out! I'm sure Uncle Snuffles will be pleased. He goes on and on about how wonderful the game is. I still can't see it! I do like flying though.

Mom. I have a problem. I don't know what to do about a professor. I know that he and my father James didn't get along but does he have to take it out on me? It's Professor Snape who teaches potions. He's always on my case about my celebrity status in the Wizarding World and he's always calling me names. I mean really Mom! The guy needs lessons from Father about insulting people if he wants to get under my skin. He's constantly taking points off of my house for trivial stuff. AND I DON"T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!! He doesn't take points off Malfoy and his friends for sabotaging my work. It's the opposite, he takes points off of me for their foolishness. And the worst of it is, I know how to make everything we are brewing. I am so bored, bored, bored. "

Sarah stopped for a moment, closing her eyes. 'And we all know a bored Garion is a bad thing.' Her mind went to the many times, Garion had gotten bored and proceeded to find his own 'entertainment.' She sighed, feeling a headache coming on, as she picked the letter back up.

"Mom, tell Father and Uncle Snuffles to watch me tomorrow night. I have detention with Professor Snape. I have plans. If I'm going to get detentions for stupid stuff, then I'm going to make it worth my time. Besides, there's something off about the good professor. Something in his voice that makes me think he has a touch of bardic gifts. Maybe Father could tell. "

Sarah blinked and reread that paragraph again. Oh my. This isn't good.

"That's it for now. Oh before I forget, Ol' Dumbledork's still after me about where I was raised and he wants to meet with you and Father. He has asked me to forward a note to you. I burnt it instead. It had a couple of weird spells on it.

Tell everyone I miss them. Love ya, The Top Hooligan G."

Sarah frowned as she finished Garion's letter. Weird spells? Hmm. Maybe if Jareth had Garion forward all his mail to Gringotts' that'll take care of all of the spells on his correspondence. Although, sending his personal mail via goblin to me has been working perfectly.

'I better warn Jareth and Sirius about that detention,' she thought as she headed for her cottage.

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Sirius was overjoyed to hear how well Harry was doing at Hogwarts. Better than he and James ever did. He was a bit worried about Harry not having any friends yet, but then it was a bit early for concern. Harry had no trouble relating to people his own age as well as adults.

'Seeker as a first year. James would've been so proud of him! Lily would've had a fit and harp on his grades,' he thought as he poured himself a glass of fire whiskey. 'Damn! I'm proud of the little snot! I can't wait to see what he does to Snivellus. I hope he doesn't piss Jareth off too much. That Fae is already upset that Harry is messing with the timelines as it is.'

Checking his watch, Sirius gulped down the last of his whiskey as he headed to the Entertainment Room. It wouldn't do to be late for this one.

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Harry walked down the darkened corridor of the dungeons heading for Snape's office. He knew that he was going to have to play his cards right if he was going to pull this off. 'Father is going to be royally pissed if I go over board. What music should I use?' He thought. Then as if a light bulb went off over his head, he grinned evilly. 'I know. . . .'

Snape's office door was closed but from the faint glow of light under it, Harry could tell that someone was there. Knocking, he took a deep breath, 'Show time.'

"Come in Potter!" Snape growled.

Harry stood in front of Snape's desk taking in the wood paneled office. Snape was grading essays. "You're late!"

Harry glanced at the clock. 'Yeah right. 30 seconds late,' he thought, then said, "Sorry Sir. I thought I would knock first before barging in."

"10 points from Gryffindor. I will not tolerate your cheek, Potter! I want you to come with me." Snape stood and lead the boy to a door that took them to the potion's classroom. "I want you to scrub all these cauldrons without using your wand," Snape sneered with his deep silky voice.

Harry smiled slightly and bowed. "Yes Sir. I shall do as you command, Sir. No wand, but do you know that for every chore there is an element of fun. Find the fun and snap!" Harry raised an arm up over his head and snapped his fingers.

"The job's a game.

And ev'ry task you undertake

Becomes a piece of cake

A lark!

A spree!

It's very clear to me . . . "

"Potter! Just get on with it!" yelled Snape as he stood by the door.

Harry saluted and snapped his fingers again at a scrub brush which came to life as he continued singing the Mary Poppin's tune. The sink filled with hot soapy water as cauldrons started to line up to be cleaned. He was ignoring Snape as he orchestrated the washing up.

"That a...

Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

The medicine go down-wown

The medicine go down

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

In a most delightful way."

Harry turned his back to the cauldrons as he snapped his fingers at another scrub brush. It rose to do Harry's bidding.

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Severus Snape in all his years had never seen a display of wandless magic like this. Of course, it would be the Potter brat! Just what is he trying to prove here? I already told him no magic. . . 'Damn! I said no wand!'

He was jolted out of his stupor when Harry said to a brush, "Ah Ah! You missed a spot!" The brush turned to look at Harry as if to argue the point, turned back to the cauldron and dove for the spot in question.

'No magic spell can do that!' Snape thought, not realizing he spoke aloud. "Magic doesn't work that way!"

"Ah, but Professor!" Harry said as he looked up. "I'm not doing magic. Not wizarding magic anyway." Picking up a mop, Harry switched songs. "Disney always did have the best songs when it comes to chores."

"Disney? Who or what the Bloody Hell is Disney?" Snape snarled.

Harry smirked and started to dance with the mop. The mop became a willing partner as Harry started to sing again,

"Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo"

Snape plopped into a chair as he watched Harry dance his way to a clean floor.

"Potter! That's quite enough!"

Harry jumped. "Yes sir! I quite agree. Everyone stop!" He snapped his fingers and everything returned to its own place, clean and ready for use. "Sir, you don't look so well?" Harry inquired politely. "Can I get you a glass of water?"

"No Potter, just leave. Detention is over." Snape closed his eyes, pinching his nose in frustration. His other hand waved the boy off. "Just go!"

"Oh Professor, I'm sorry but please keep what I did a secret? I would get into serious trouble if my Father found out, but I am tired of getting blamed for things I don't do," Harry's voice took on an undertone of command. "If you are going to give me detentions for Malfoy's pranks, then I'm going to make it fun." Harry headed for the door, just as he left, he stopped and looked over his shoulder at the befuddled man, "Uh and Professor? Do you ever sing much? You have the voice for it."

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Poor Snape. Jareth's reaction in the next chapter. For those that mentioned Harry should've said he lived with his relatives, Dumbledore already knew that Harry didn't or he wouldn't have been so worried. Plus Harry really couldn't lie, now could he? As for what happens when the two timelines meet? You'll just have to wait and see. As far as we know we aren't making this HBP compatible, so why should we make it DH compatible as well? As for Severus being Fae? We ain't tellin' one way or the other.

Thanks for the reviews, keep them coming. Just remember, 16th verse same as the first: Flames aren't! Until next time. --GF and The Frau