Haii guys ermm got a few reviews yesterday and i'm gonna carry on with the story, it's gonna have a lot more comedy in it so apolagies if you were hoping this to be a serious fanfic. but yeah it isn't so this chap is kind of a filler chap so yeah here it is enjoy XD
Disclaimer - I don't swac
Chapter 5
"How can you be me when I'm me no-one can be me I'm the original CDC the greatest actor of our generation... well my generation? Why am I talking to you I've just gone mad, I need to sit down" I screamed at the child as I collapsed on the couch for like the third time today gasping for air.
"You haven't gone mad" he told me.God it's like staring at a picture or something
"REALLY because it sure does feel like it!"i yelled throwing my arms in the air.
"God you really are dramatic, I'm your conscience sil... ooh look air hockey!", my conscience is 6 years old. It's like babysitting my mind oh joy. His head shot back and glared at me "Hey I heard that and I'm not a baby I have your mind so technically I'm 21"
"Wait how can you read my thoughts? That still doesn't answer why you're here. Why do you look like me from 15 years ago?" he ditched his Mack falls blazer and rolled up his sleeves
Mini me was laying on my air hockey table sliding around "This is really cool you should so try it" my younger self jumped off the table and crashed onto my massage chair
"No thanks, I'm good, anyway what's with the mind reading thing" i glared at him i need answers this is too weird.
"I can read your thoughts because I am your thoughts, I'm your mind, what the hell is this" he was playing with Senor Smoothie. I snatched him off mini me.
"He is Senor Smoothie and why did my conscience decide to be me it's just weird" i said as I placed senor in his throne thingy.
"Well your mind chose an image that you would feel comfortable with, so yeah here I am, I could be sonny if you want"he morphed into Sonny. His hair darkened and grewlonger, his facial features matured and more feminine. "Hello chaddy" she saidseductively as she licked her lips.
"Eww no that's just weird"
"Suit yourself, I thought I would end up as sonny in the first place with you being in love with her and all". He shrugged his shoulders
"Whoa who said I was in love with Sonny"
"Err you? Or me wait what? Whatever" and with a snap of his fingers he returned back to mini – me "I'm here to tell you what to do and make sure you don't ruin your life more"
"What do you mean more"
Mini – me stopped exploring my apartment/ dressing room and quickly turned with an innocent expression "Nothing, hey do you have any ice cream I'm hungry?"
"Erm yeah in the fridge I've only got toffeefudge though i don't like any others"
"Me neither because I'm you" he handed me a tub and grabbed a couple of spoons and a tub for himself
"Well ok Mini - Me what do I have to do" i asked him as we jumped onto the couch
"Well first off you can stop calling me Mini - Me I do have a name you know"
"Jeez I'm not calling you Chad because I am the original CDC!" I looked down he had ice cream all over his face already it's been two minutes?
"Calm down drama pants besides you've already said that ,Anyway Chad's not even my name, It's Bobby".
"Bobby? Seriously did you like think of that in the past three seconds or something" he stood up and crossed his arms in a tantrum.
"5 seconds actually and what's wrong with the name bobby I like it"
"Why couldn't you think of something good like Chris oooh sterling would be even better?"
"Ermm how about Zach you know like Efron" he had a huge grin on his face which was slightly disturbing. I shook my head madly, there is no way I'm letting my conscience be called Zach.
"No no you were right bobby is awesome"
"Yeah that's what I thought"
"You know for a 7 year old your pretty evil"
"6 actually and i prefer the term evil genius" he nodded as if it was the most normal thing ever
"You're a strange child" i told him as i shoved him out of the way.
"Thanks but so were you, so you're just insulting yourself there" he called after me
"Like you said "evil genius"" using the gestures, i checked the time it was half 7 already, wow arguing with min...bobby was tiring.
"Nice save man" bobby yelled while dipping his face in the tub.
"Right bath time now then bed!" I picked bobby up and grabbed the tub. He was reaching for it his hands opening and closing. I took his shirt and trousers and shoved him in the bathroom and locked the door. I could hear bobby's little fists pounding on the door
"Chad noooooo!, remember when we were 5 you hated to have baths YEAH YOU STILL DID WHEN YOU WERE SIX!"
So yeah like i said a filler chap for ya, hope you liked if so review if you want so anyway
Peace out suckas!
Gx