So I've finally updated! It's amazing right? So like enjoy. Sorry it's short. Review and such. I own nothing but Kari

"Well I guess I can't be mad at you or them since they don't know that I know," Kari sat back on the sofa.

"Why not?" the schoolgirl asked, staring at the older girl.

"Because I prefer it that way."

"That seems horrible!"

"Only a little. Anyway I don't want to sit around here waiting for that bastard to get home to yell at him, so I'm going to go visit my father, wanna come?" Kari got off the couch as quickly as she sat on it.

"But I have homework!"

"You can copy Yun-yun's later," the crazed older sister said as she marched to her kid brother's room. She burst in and pointed at him.

"What do you want I'm doing my homework like you said, and I would never touch that so forget about your sick fantasies!" Kyo screamed up at her.

"You are coming along to visit Shishou!"

"I see him every other day!"

"I don't care!"

"Go then I won't hear your annoying voice," Yuki said, leaning on the doorframe.

"Oh, Yun-chan you know you love to hear his voice, Aaya told me all about you two." Kari pinched the rat's cheeks, getting a kick out of the pair's pain.

"Then my brother has misinformed you greatly," Yuki said with no affliction, very unamused.

"I hear he has been doing that a lot lately. Anyway Kyo let's move your ass or I'm going to drag you there! And you are paying for the cab fair!" Kari ran back to where she left Tohru very confused.

Kyo looked pleadingly at his archrival. Yuki gave him a feel-my-pain look in reply then walked back to his room.

"So Tohru, I never got an actual story of how you came to move in with the prestigious Shigure," Kari said, touching up her eyeliner in the cab's mirror. "I was told by Haru, Aayame, and Shigure that you two were screwing each other all the time that is was just natural that you two moved in together."

Kyo just facepalmed. Tohru looked like she didn't know what "screwing" meant.

"Well I was living in a tent on Shigure-san's property before Kyo moved in and found zodiac statues drying at the house on my way to school," Tohru explained.

"Wait! Hold the phone! Why the hell was a young girl living in a tent in the middle of the woods?" Kari tried standing up in the taxi to an ill affect to her skull and scalp.

"My grandfather's house was getting remodeled so I had no where to go."

"You lived with your granddad? Where were your parents?"

"My father died when I was young and my mother died in a car crash not all that long ago."

"Wait, Honda…. Your Kyoko's little girl!" Kari tried standing up again.

"You were at her funeral!"

"We were in a gang together. She was really cool. I wish I had been there to defend her when she decided to quit."

"Great so were actually in a gang?" Kyo said, looking out the window. "I thought you were kidding."

"Because I could just come up with al those stories, any way continue Tohru-chan," Kari rolled her eyes at her brother.

"Well then there was a landslide on my tent and Akito let me live with Yuki-kun and Shigure-san then he had Kyo-kun live with us too."

"Cool, so when you kids getting married?" Kari asked, munching on some pocky.

"We're not getting married!" Kyo screamed, this time he fought the roof and the roof won.

"Shojo manga rules state that the antsy slash emo kid and the hopeless idiot heroine get together," Kari stated.

"Where does it say that?"

She pulled out a huge book, turned to a page, and pointed to a certain paragraph. Kyo's face paled as he read the chapter. (A/N: The book is The Guide to Fangirling and Otakuism Volume 53)

"I don't like going on Sohma property. They weird me out, not that you're much better," the cabby said, stopping the car.

"I am a Sohma."

"Kari! It's been awhile," Shishou said to his daughter hugging her.

"Good to see you dad!"

"I see you stopped at Shigure's house first," he looked over at Kyo and Tohru.

"Well Shigure was supposed to pick me up at the airport but no!"

"I see, so what brings you back into Japan?"

"I'm doing my student teaching here at Kaibara. I picked that because no Sohma kids go there…"

"But I go there! And that damn rat. And Haru and Momiji!"

"Oh well that'll be fun huh, lil bro?"

Untill I actually update again Caio!