Chapter 5:

Watch Your Mouth

Jason enters the lobby of the small hotel after watching Abi reluctantly fly away to deliver the credit card and message to Deadpool. Jason scans the lobby seeing no signs of danger as he walks to the front desk.

"Um, rough night?" the man at the front desk asked as he stared wide eyed at the slash in the front of Jason's sweater.

"Women, what can you do right." Jason replied with a smirk on his face. "I just need a room for the night. Ok."

Mean while in the air…

"This is bad, this is bad. I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die." Abi says to herself out loud.

Abi lands in a back alley in the Georgetown section of Washington DC walking underneath a street light to see the address of where she would find Deadpool. The address was a bar called Shenanigan's. Abi walk into the bar and sat down in front of the bartender.

"You're a little young to be in here don't you think?" the bartender said immediately after Abi sat down.

"Um I'm looking for someone." Abi replied with a shaky voice. Abi struggled to raise her voice over the music. "Do you know where I can find…?" Abi paused as a new song came on. "Oh! I love this song!" Abi yelled with a big smile.

"Yeah so does the guy on stage he comes here every Wednesday night for karaoke and picks this same song every time." The bartender said palming his face.

Abi gets up from the bar stool and starts to dance over to the stage to watch the karaoke. That's when Abi saw Deadpool on the stage. Abi put her hand over her face and thought to herself. "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die."

"Oh baby, baby… Oh baby, baby… hit me baby one more time! This is my jam!"

Back at the hotel…

Jason looms over the sink in the bathroom of his hotel room splashing water over his face contemplating his next move. Jason grabs a towel off the towel rack and dries his face. As he was drying his face he heard a faint thud outside the bathroom. Jason thought to himself. "Someone's found me." Jason cautiously moved toward the door to see a figure sitting on the bed.

"Mr. Jason. We meet again."

"Natasha. So Tony has you doing his dirty work huh?" Jason said as he looked at the beautiful but deadly woman sitting on the bed code named The Black Widow.

"Da, Mr. Jason." The Black Widow replied as she stood focusing her eyes at Jason. "Do Svidanya Mr. Jason."

The Black Widow lashed out at Jason with lightning speed with a flurry of punches and kicks. The Black Widows speed was overwhelming as Jason was doing all he could to block and dodge the attacks. The Black Widow connects with a kick to Jason's ribs followed by an elbow to the back of the head sending Jason face first to the floor. Jason rolls out of the way of The Black Widow's stomping boot which surely would have been a finishing blow.

"Why prolong the inevitable Mr. Jason. I can do this all night." The Black Widow gloated as she returned to a fighting stance.

"I can think of a few things I'd like to do all night with you Natasha but this isn't one of them." Jason replied rushing The Black Widow with a combination of right and left punches all dodged easily by The Black Widow.

Jason manages to grab The Black Widow maneuvering behind her wrapping her neck in a sleeper choke position when suddenly the door of the hotel room flies open.

"What the hell are you two doing!" a gravelly voice asked.

"Great this just keeps getting better." Jason sighs as he struggles to keep a hold of The Black Widow.

"Privetische Wolverine! You come to eliminate Mr. Jason too Da?" The Black Widow asks ask she reverses Jason hold and throws him to the ground.

"I came to find out what he thinks he's trying to do. Not kill him." Wolverine explains.

"Whew, thank goodness." Jason exhales holding the back of his head.

"Natasha. You and I go back a long time. I'd hate to have to kill you in this cheap hotel." Wolverine says as the adamantium claws unsheathe from his fists.

"Wait you two just listen to what is going on. Things are a lot bigger than they seem." Jason explains.

Back at Shenanigan's…

"Go shorty it's your birthday, we gonna drink Bacardi like it's your birthday…" Deadpool yells while on the stage as Abi dances on stage with him.

After the Karaoke ends Abi and Deadpool sit down at the bar as if they have known each other for years.

"Um I actually came here to talk to you." Abi says with a smile and feeling comfortable that the ice was broken with karaoke.

"Oh are you selling girl scout cookies. I love girl scout cookies!" Deadpool asks looking Abi up and down searching for cookies.

"Hee Hee, no silly. A message." Abi gleefully replies. "It's from Jason Evans. He told me to give you this credit card and ask you for help."

Abi explains everything that's been happening to Deadpool from the time she was sent to apprehend Jason to the moment she found the bar. Deadpool sat speechless for a moment processing everything Abi had told him and examining the credit card.

"So, no girl scout cookies? Deadpool asks.

"No but we can get some." Abi replies with a smile.

"Can we ride on your farts?" Deadpool asks jumping out of his chair.

"It's not a fart!"

Chapter 6: Coming Together

Abi and Deadpool head to the hotel where a stand off between Jason, The Black Widow, and Wolverine is taking place.