A/N: Yes, I decided to cut down 2 weeks to one week because I sort of guessed there wouldn't be any more questions and I've already reached and passed 2,500 words, so yeah...
(Again, complete darkness. The Doom Song plays and the lights come on. Pretty much the same setting, with that weird blonde girl sitting on the chair, but this time GIR is sitting on the chair opposite)
Ellie: Hey guys! It's the Invader Zim Questionnaire of Doom! As you know, this is GIR's episode-
GIR: WIPPEEEEE!
Ellie: And I've got good news! I found a new assistant! He's also an alien assistant! Please welcome Agent Wendy Pleakley!
Pleakley: (Walks onto stage) Hey, everyone!
Audience: ...
Pleakley: What?
Ellie: I guess the fact that he's from Lilo and Stitch didn't go down so well...
Pleakley: What's wrong with Lilo and Stitch?
Ellie: (shrugs) Dunno. I like Lilo and Stitch
Purple: (at Pleakley) You sound familiar...
Pleakley: You too...
Ellie: (slaps head) They're both voiced by Kevin McDonald! I should have known that! Now we got two guys with the same voice in the show! I'm such a retard!
Pleakley: Well, what's my job, exactly?
Ellie: You're gunna read out the questions
Pleakley: I see...
Ellie: So, read them out. I brought my laptop with. It's on my Gmail account (hands over laptop)
Pleakley: Alright. (takes laptop and clears throat) The first question is from girlovesmoosey.
awesomeness! i gotta question for gir!
I have your piggy hostage along with some tacos. whadd're you gonna do about
it? P.S. GIR IS TEH BEST!
GIR: Piggy? My Piggy! No! I love you Piggy! I LOVE YOUUUUU!
Ellie: That's not really an answer, GIR...
GIR: Oh, I understand...
Ellie: Now answer the question. How are you gunna save Piggy?
GIR: I get Mr. Moose to come help me and we fly away on a magic rug and come to Piggy and save Piggy. We'll also take the tacos – I like tacos. Then we dance, have a tea party and a slumber party at my house
Ellie: Can I come?
GIR: Yes ^_^
Ellie: Thank you! (hugs GIR)
Pleakley: Awww, he's cute isn't he?
Ellie: Yeah, he is
Pleakley: Anyway, the next question is from invadercat
gir,i do love iz parings(but not zadr) i want to know, whats your favorite
paring and the paring that makes you what to hurl?
GIR: I luv everything!
Ellie: GIR, you're not doing a good job of answering ya know...
Pleakley: I have a plan! (pulls out sheet of paper) Here is a list of six popular Invader Zim parings that I think differ enough from each other to make this interesting!
Ellie: How do you know what is and isn't popular from the IZ world?
Pleakley: I did some research before coming here
Ellie: All right, read 'em out...
(random music plays and we see Pleakley dressed as a Hawaiian girl standing in front of two big, pink hearts. Oh yeah, and the stage is pink now)
Pleakley: Hello and welcome everybody to the Who is your favourite pairing TV-show!
Ellie: (is dressed is a pink dress and has two pony tails) All this for one question? And why do I need to wear this dress? It's itchy. And I hate it when my hair's tied up
Pleakley: Stop whining! (looks at GIR who is still sitting on his chair) Now, shall we begin?
(A big TV screen comes from the ceiling)
Pleakley: The first pairing is: Zim and Gaz!
(TV shows a picture of Gaz beating up Zim)
Pleakley: That doesn't look very romantic...
Ellie: Truth is, no Invader Zim pairing is very romantic canon-wise
Pleakley: Well that sucks!
GIR: Aw, they're playing a game...
Pleakley: Carrying on, the next pairing is: Zim and Tak! Wow, Zim's popular
Zim: Thank you
(TV shows picture of Zim and Tak with Zim burning from meat that Tak threw at him. Tak's standing on his head)
Pleakley: I don't really see how this picture as cute...
GIR: Zim's on fire!
Ellie: Yes, yes he is
Pleakley: Anywho... next we have, Red and Purple?
Ellie: I despise that couple to an EXTREME...
(picture of Purple being shot in the eye by a laser and Red laughing at him comes up)
Ellie: Must. Prevent. Self. From. Destroying. Television. Hate. Couple.
Pleakley: You take this way too seriously, Ellie. Moving on, we have... Zim and Dib?
(TV shows picture of Zim and Dib pointing guns at each other with angry face expressions)
Pleakley: Is there any couple that actually is at least hinted on the TV show?
Ellie: I really don't like that couple... them and the last one are the two I really, really don't support
Pleakley: Shut up! Remember, lock your opinions away!
Ellie: You're right, you're right. I'm gunna shut up till this is over
Pleakley: Good. Next: Dib and Tak
(picture of Tak pointing a gun at Dib comes up. Dib looks like he's going to faint out of fright)
GIR: Why's his head sooo big?
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
Pleakley: Well, seeing as no one wants to talk about the couple, last is GIR and MiMi. MiMi's a girl?
Ellie: If robots have genders, I'd say yes. Her name is a girl's name
(picture of GIR in his dog costume and MiMi as a cat come up. MiMi's looking daggers at GIR)
Ellie: I don't think MiMi likes the couple judging on the face expression
GIR: Aw, they're so cute together! I like that one!
Ellie: We're getting somewhere!
Pleakley: And which don't you like, GIR?
GIR: I don't like Red and Purple because red and purple don't go well together
Red and Purple: Phew...
Ellie: You mean the colours red and purple?
GIR: Yes
Ellie: Seems fair enough, I guess red and purple aren't the best colours together...
Pleakley: GIR seems to be a fashion diva
GIR: ^_^
(we come back to the normal blue stage)
Ellie: No more itchy dress! Yes! Just ma good old jeans!
Pleakley: (taking wig off) That was fun. Now, the next question. This one's from GazmRules:
Gir, do you enjoy pancakes, AND waffles?
GIR: Yes! And cupcakes, and tuna-
Ellie: We get the point, GIR
Pleakley: But which do you like more. Pancakes or waffles?
GIR: Hm... I never thought of thaaat... WAFFLES! Me likes waffles!
Ellie: That was easy enough...
GIR: Then again...
Ellie: I said: THAT WAS EASY ENOUGH
GIR: X)
Ellie: Where gunna take a little break
Pleakley: We are?
Ellie: Yes... we are... now go, humans, and watch - well, read - whatever will fill up the time between now and when we come back. I need a brain break (brain sizzles)
Random voice: Welcome to 'BE THE TALLEST FOR THE DAY!', the show that takes a lucky Invader Zim character and makes him or her TALLEST FOR THE DAY! Now watch as Zim's Robo-mum spins the arrow around the big wheel thingy with IZ characters' name on it! Whichever name it points to shall be TALLEST FOR THE DAY and we'll see how they change this pitiful universe in their short reign. The Tallest's names aren't up there, by the way. They're already the Tallest
Red: This is stupid
Random voice: Oh REALLY? (a cello falls on top of Red and squashes him) ... Big instruments are fun to drop on people...
Robo-mum: Now listen everyoneeeeee I'm gunna spin this here arrow-spinny-wheel thing around! (spins arrow) Now letsssssss see who's gunna be the Tallest!
(Arrow spins and spins and spins and spins till it slows down... heading for the name 'Dib')
Dib: YES! If I can become the ruler of the Irken Empire for a day, I could save Earth!
(Arrow slows down... slower... slower... it's on top of Dib! Oh, wait, it hasn't stopped moving... it's going to the name next to Dib's... it's... it's... Gaz!)
Gaz: Oh, would you look at that...
Dib: Gaz! There's no time! Quickly, get Zim sent to jail and-
Gaz: Hold up. This is my day as the Tallest, not yours. I'm going to do what I want to do. You wait your turn
Dib: But, Gaz, Earth is in trouble!
Gaz: (ignoring Dib) Ok, let's see... here's my first act as new Tallest: all Irken scientists are to make a new Game Slave 3 just for me and it has to have amazing graphics, controls that actually work and it needs to be the best game ever created in this, or any universe!
Irken scientists: Right away, Tallest Gaz!
Gaz: Now, we need some re-decorating in the Massive. That pinkish colour is making me sick. Who designed that ship, anyway?
Random Irken: Well, I think prisoner 777 and Lard Nar had something to do with it
Gaz: Lard Nar!
Lard Nar: Oh no...
Gaz: Seeing as prisoner 777 is already in prison, you are to be sent to the prisons on Vort
Lard Nar: NOOOO!
Gaz: Actually, you can stay here
Lard Nar: Phew...
Gaz: And be my slave for the rest of this day
Lard Nar: NOOOO!
Dib: Gaz, you're wasting time-
Gaz: I want Dib to be sent to the prisons on Vort. He's voice is making me nauseous
Dib: Gaz! I'm your brother! (gets dragged away by Irkens)
Gaz: The Irken logo is annoying me too
Purple: You can't change the Irken logo!
Gaz: He's going to Vort too
Purple: WHAT? You can't send me to Vort! I'm the Tallest!
Gaz: Not anymore... (evil smile)
Purple: NOOOOOOO! (is being dragged off by Irkens)
Gaz: I'm going to like this...
*Three hours latter*
(Gaz is in the now dark purple Massive surrounded by Zim, Lard Nar, Tak, Red and other random Irkens, everyone dressed up in piggy costumes with Gaz sitting on a custom-made purple chair with two spikes on top of it)
Gaz: Where is my Game Slave 3?
Lard Nar: It's still being made. And why do we have to wear pig costumes?
Gaz: You dare question your ruler?
Lard Nar: I'm not even an Irken!
Gaz: Do you want to be shot into space?
Lard Nar: No...
Gaz: Then stop complaining!
Red: Who came up with this 'Tallest for a day' thing? It's so stupid
Zim: Tell me about it. They really should just made me the Tallest and get it over and done with!
Red: -_-"
Tak: We must start a riot!
Gaz: I can hear you
Tak: Oh, screw it!
Zim: Well, at least the Dib is in jail
Tak: But so is MiMi!
Zim: My robot's in jail and you don't hear me complaining!
Gaz: Now, as my one-hundred-and-fifty-sixth act as Tallest, Irk shall now be named: Gaz!
Red: NOOOOOOOO!
Gaz: Send him to jail
Red: What? You bit- (gets teleported to Vort)
Lard Nar: Tallest Gaz, your Game Slave 3 has been made (gives Gaz GS3)
Gaz: Finally! You know, Lard Nar, I can really get used to this...
Lard Nar: Glad that you can...
Gaz: Excuse me?
Lard Nar: I said... I'm your biggest fan!
Gaz: That's what I thought...
Ellie: And welcome back!
Pleakley: Where's GIR?
Ellie: In prison for being too happy and annoying
Pleakley: Then how are we going to interview him?
Ellie: We'll get him teleported here
Pleakley: How?
Ellie: I'm the author, remember?
(GIR appears on the seat)
GIR: Hi!
Ellie: Hey, GIR! How's it been being ruled by Gaz?
GIR: It's been so much fun! Everyone's gotta dress up like piggies! I love piggies...
Pleakley: Does that mean we have to dress up like pigs?
Ellie: Nope. We're not from their universe
Pleakley: Ok, just wondering
Ellie: So, what's the next question?
Pleakley: Let's see... we've got one from ZimIsAnAlienICanProveIt
Hey GIR, what's Zim's new plan to destroy Earth?
GIR: Oh, he wants to heat up the Earth's core till Earth explodes
Pleakley: Well, that's perfectly normal... hey, we just got another question! It's from .Zim shall rule over all you stupid human monkies.
WHY DID YOU TELL HIM OUR PLAN, GIR? HOW ARE WE MEANT TO MAKE THE EARTH EXPLODE NOW?
Ellie: I'm guessing there's internet and TV on the Massive
Pleakley: Are the other characters allowed to ask questions?
Ellie: I guess so...
Pleakley: Here's another one! From Gaz_sucks_at_being_the_Tallest_Red_is_way_better
Ellie, get me off of Vort!
Ellie: Hm... nah...
Pleakley: He just sent another one!
You can have an autograph...
Ellie: ALRIGHT!
(Red appears)
Red: YES! WOHOO! I DID IT! Ha ha!
GIR: Hi!
Ellie: (pulls out picture of Red) Sign right here!
Red: Ok (signs)
Pleakley: Ok, now can we get some real questions in?
Ellie: (having fangirl spazz) yeah, I guess so... (singing) I got an autograph from Red, I got an autograph from Red!
Pleakley: Here's two from nv8tertak
Ellie: The more the merrier!
Pleakley:
gir: would you say zim is your best friend?
GIR: Uh huh, Zim's my best friend. I love him!
Ellie: GIR, you even said it yourself, you love everything
GIR: I do
Pleakley: So is Zim your best friend?
GIR: Yes
Keef: NOOOOO! He's mine!
Ellie: Keef... where did YOU come from?
Keef: Zim is my best friend!
GIR: We can all three be best friends! With Piggy and Mr. Moose!
Keef: Oh, that's a good idea, GIR! We'll be the bestest of friends!
Ellie: Hey, Keef
Keef: Oh, hi, who are you?
Ellie: Please leave
Keef: Why?
Ellie: You're annoying. You're the only IZ character who can get on my nerves
Keef: Well, uh, ok... (leaves)
Ellie: I don't think I can't stand a day with Keef. He's so happy in a creepy way. It's weird...
Pleakley: You're still going to interview him, right?
Ellie: Yeah, guess I'll have to, but let's get back to GIR
GIR: Hi!
Pleakley: Ok, this is also from nv8tertak
what would you do if a giant cupcake exploded?
GIR: Cupcake? I miss you cupcake...
Pleakley: I thought you'd say you'd eat all the pieces of the cupcake that have been scattered everywhere
GIR: Hm... I guess I would. But then I'll miss the cupcake... I'll miss him so much... (starts to cry)
Ellie: Oh my gosh, GIR looks so cute when he's sad! (hugs GIR) Don't worry, the cupcake didn't really explode
GIR: Really? (is happy) YAY! Cupcake is still alive! Now I'm gunna eat 'em! (runs off)
Pleakley: Oh no, somebody get him!
Ellie: Red, make yourself useful and run after him!
Red: What? A Tallest doesn't run after anyone!
Ellie: You're not the Tallest today, so get hovering!
Red: Argh, ok (hovers/runs after GIR)
Ellie: My word this Questionnaire thing is harder than you'd think
Pleakley: When GIR's involved, yes, it is
Red: I got him! (holding GIR up)
Ellie and Pleakley: Yay!
Red: That wasn't too hard (puts GIR in seat)
GIR: Where's my cupcake?
Ellie: Quick, someone get him a cupcake before he runs away again!
Red: I got one (takes cupcake from pocket)
Pleakley: What was a cupcake doing in your pocket?
Red: ...don't ask... (gives GIR cupcake)
GIR: CUPCAKE! (eats cupcake)
Ellie: Well, at least we solved that problem. What's next?
Pleakley: Here's one from Molly1002
Gir, is it true that if you don't get taco's you'll explode?
GIR: Uh huh. It happens to me sometimes...
Ellie: I personally think it's just deprival. When he doesn't get his tacos he feels depressed and explodes. It's all in his head
Pleakley: Does he really explode?
Ellie: He's done it in the show at least twice. Once in Bad, bad rubber Piggy and another time in Dib's wonderful life of Doom. I can't remember any other times at this moment, but he's definitely capable of it
Pleakley: (takes three steps away from GIR)
GIR: ^_^
Ellie: Anyway, my friend asked me to ask you a question for her, GIR. What's favourite movie genre?
GIR: MONKEY!
Ellie: I see...
Pleakley: Monkey?
GIR: MONKEH!
Pleakley: I guess I shouldn't really be surprised...
Ellie: Are there any other questions, Pleakley?
Pleakley: Well, there's a few from Invader Gilly, but they're for other characters. We'll answer them when it's the characters' turns
Ellie: Well, I guess we should wrap this up, then. The next character to be asked questions will be Tak, so get asking people!
Red: When am I going to be asked questions?
Ellie: At some point... BYE GUYS!
Pleakley: Goodbye, everyone!
GIR: BYEEEEEEEEE! I love you
Red: 'At some point'? When?
Ellie: Shut up (throws muffin at Red's head)
Red: (gets hit with muffin) Ouch... what was that for? (cello falls on top of him... again)
GIR: He just got eaten by a cello!
Credits:
Author – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Host – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Assistant – Pleakley
Guest – GIR
Everyone from IZ belong to Nickelodeon and Jhonen Vasquez
Music is from Invader Zim (the doom song wasn't very creative, but oh well)
Yeah, Tak's next. I have a feeling they'll be more questions about her. And what do you think about Pleakley? There was no way I was putting an OC in here and I thought it was creative to use him instead, ya know with the whole 'alien' theme floating around.
And, yes, Gaz_sucks_at_being_the_Tallest_Red_is_way_better, .Zim shall rule over all you stupid human monkies. and ZimIsAnAlienICanProveIt aren't real accounts and their reviews aren't real reviews, but I wanted the characters to interact more with each other.
SO ASK TAK A QUESTION! Quickly, before next week! ...which is the deadline...
See you guys next week!