(Do I even have to describe the opening? Well, I'll just say that the Invader Zim theme song plays this time, not the Doom Song. The rest you can figure out...)
Ellie: Hey guys! Welcome to the Invader Zim Questionnaire of Doom!
Pleakley: And it's Tak's time in the spotlight this episode!
Ellie: Where is Tak?
Pleakley: Gaz is still the Tallest so Tak's in the Massive serving drinks
Ellie: But it's been more than one day! Gaz's reign was meant to have , ya know, ended by now
Pleakley: Yeah, but it seems that the producers of the Be the Tallest for a day show forgot about how long the characters get to be the Tallest
Ellie: -_-" Well, I guess I'll have to do the whole, 'I'm the author so I can do anything' thing again...
(Tak appears in guest seat wearing Piggy costume)
Tak: What the - hey! I'm off of that ship! Finally!
Pleakley: That pig suit's kinda weird...
Ellie: Welcome to the Invader Zim world...
Tak: Why am I here, anyway?
Ellie: It's your episode
Tak: Well, can I change before we start?
Ellie: Sure, there're some changing rooms backstage
Tak: Thanks (goes backstage)
Pleakley: You have your laptop?
Ellie: Yup, here it is (gives Pleakley laptop)
Pleakley: It's not looking good...
Ellie: I know. There aren't a lot of questions so far...
Red: Hey, you know how Gaz sucks at being the Tallest...
Pleakley: You have to stop complaining about it, Red, and shut up, it's not your episode yet!
Red: O.o That sounded weird coming from you...
Ellie: Probably cuz of his voice. I'm guessing Purple's the one who does most of the complaining, huh Red?
Red: You're telling me...
(Tak comes back in her normal clothes and sits in chair)
Tak: Alright, what do people want to know about me? Make it quick, I'm not in the mood for wasting my time here
Ellie: You're on, Pleakley
Pleakley: Ok, here's one from CityGirl1013
Tak, would you ever forgive Zim for messing up your chance of being an invader?
Tak: No! He ruined my dreams and I'm the better invader, anyway!
Ellie: Oh, come on, you can't hold onto a grudge forever
Tak: You only let go of them if you're lazy
Ellie: That's a bit mean
Tak: Who said I'm nice?
Ellie: Good point, I guess
Pleakley: Oh, come on, Tak, there's no reason to be a sour PAK
Ellie: How do you know about PAKs?
Pleakley: I researched Invader Zim, remember?
Tak: You're just a one-eyed noodle and an excuse for an alien. I'm not going to forgive Zim unless he does something very, very, VERY generous to me, which he never would, knowing him
Ellie: Ok, ZATR fans! You better make Zim OOC if you want them to be together!
Pleakley: Carrying on, here's one – no, TWO – from GazmRules
nice chapter! i love GIR.. question(s) that i have for Tak: Tak, do you semi-like Zim?
Tak: No. He ruined my life. Why's everyone asking questions about me and Zim?
Ellie: Cuz lots of people like you two as couples
Tak: Oh, come on, are ALL of them going to be like this?
Pleakley: Nope, here's a not-Zim-related question, also from GazmRules
and did YOU build Mimi?
Tak: Yes, I did, using scrap pieces of material I found on Planet Dirt
Pleakley: Clever...
Tak: Why, thank you
Pleakley: Well, next we have one from The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim
Tak, how did you get that disguise? I NEVER GOT A DISGUISE LIKE THAT! I WANT
A DISGUISE LIKE THAT! ALL I HAVE IS THIS WIG AND LENSE!
Tak: It's called having a brain, Zim, maybe you should try to get one. It's a hologram and I designed it myself. I have no reason to help you in your mission by giving you anymore details about it
Pleakley: You're not being a very good guest ya know?
Tak: I'm being honest
Ellie: You're honesty probably already made some fans start to cry
Tak: Well, I apologize for that, but this interview requires me to be honest
Ellie: Fair enough...
Pleakley: Hey, there's a little bit of the review I left out. Here it is:
Plus, I like the part when the cello falls on Reds head, but dont tell him I said that...
Red: WHAT?
Ellie: Quickly, someone hit his PAK so he forgets about that part! If you hit the Irken's PAK they'll forget any recent memories! ...at least I think so...
Random person: (hits Red's PAK) here ya go...
Red: Ouch! Hey, don't do that!
Ellie: Hey, Red, what did Pleakley just say?
Red: Why?
Ellie: Just tell me
Red: He said something about Tak not being a good guest
Everyone: Phew...
Pleakley: The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim also said something else in another review:
WOAH! I JUST TOTALLY MISSED MY CHANCE TO QUESTIN GIR?
I wanted to ask him if he thought I was amazing just like everyone else thinks heh heh heh. oh well
INVADER ZIM! SIGNING OFF!
Ellie: Well, GIR did say he loved everything and that you were his best friend so, yeah...
Pleakley: It's only been 847 words... looking at the inbox, I have come to a conclusion that we're doomed... oh no, Invader Zim phrases are rubbing off on me!
Ellie: Ya know, let's make the break start now, I'm tired of Gaz being the Tallest, I'd rather have the Grox rule over us
Pleakley: The who?
Ellie: ...it's in Spore...
Random voice: Welcome back to BE THE TALLEST FOR A DAY! I've already explained how the whole thing works, so I'm not going to bother explaining it again!
Robo-mum: Alright everyoneeeeeee, I'm gunna spin this here arrow-thingy again! (Spins arrow)
(Arrow spins and spins and spins and spins and spins and spins and spins some more till it stop at... Dib!)
Dib: YES!
(Oh, wait, it's still going...)
Dib: What? NOOOOOO!
(And it passes Gaz, keeps on going, passes three more names and finally stops at: Professor Membrane!)
Purple: Who's Professor Membrane?
Gaz: You're meant to be in jail!
Zim: Where is the Dib-human's caretaker, anyway?
(Professor Membrane appears)
Prof. Membrane: What? What am I doing here and who teleported me? I'd like to know so I can speak with them about teleporting – I'm designing a long-distance teleporter to improve the World
Dib: Dad! You're on the Irken Empire's TV station planet and you've just been picked to be the leader of an alien species for the day! Now, all you gotta do...
Prof. Membrane: My poor insane son, there was no such things as aliens. Now, can someone teleport me back to my labs, I'm busy doing some tests to create the new SUPER TOAST!
Random Irken: Yes, Tallest Professor Membrane! (walks off stage to... somewhere else)
(Professor Membrane disappears)
Dib: He's not even doing anything leader-like!
Purple: Red and I never really did anything leader-like either
Lard Nar: Is it still a law to wear piggy costumes?
Random voice: No, because any laws that the former leader makes must be reversed since you all are pretty crazy and will probably destroy something if your laws are forced for a long period of time
Lard Nar: YES! Imma gunna change now... (walks off)
Dib: This was pointless
Purple: Am I still meant to be in jail?
Random voice: Um, I dunno... no, I guess
Purple: Ok...
Ellie: Professor Membrane? You're kidding me, he doesn't even believe in aliens!
Pleakley: And he calls his own son insane!
Ellie: They say insanity and genius are two sides of the same coin, ya know. Anyway, please read out the next question, Pleakley
Pleakley: Um... there aren't anymore...
Ellie: WHAT?
Pleakley: What are we going to do now?
Ellie: Um... uh... I DON'T KNOOOOOOOW!
Tak: You could just ask the audience for questions the reviewers didn't think of
Ellie: Good idea, I can't have just three questions in one chapter
Pleakley: Four, actually
Ellie: Oh, whatever...
(We're in a room with a red stage and Pleakley and Ellie standing on in with Tak in a chair next to them with a microphone)
Ellie: Welcome to the Red Stage! Every time we don't have enough questions, we'll come here!
Pleakley: The audience has sent in random questions just now! Are you ready Tak?
Tak: Yeah...
Pleakley: Then let the question asking begin! (random sound effects)
Ellie: I'm going to read out the questions on the Red Stage. (takes out a sheet of paper) Question 1:
Tak, do you think of yourself as a Defective?
Tak: NO! Who said that? They shall pay!
Random person: Me!
Tak: I'll get you for even thinking that I thought I was a Defective!
Ellie:
What's your favourite colour?
Tak: Um... I don't know... green?
Pleakley: But you're wearing purple
Tak: Only because my eyes are purple, I don't have to like purple just because I have purple eyes
Pleakley: True...
Ellie:
What do you think of Dib?
Tak: He's alright for a human. I don't like him for helping stop me destroy Earth, but he's less dumb than Zim, at least...
Dib: HA! (points at Zim) I told you she thinks I'm cooler!
Zim: She's only being nice to you because she feels sorry for your pathetic, big head!
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
Tak: O.o
Ellie: Ok... moving on...
Is MiMi a girl or boy?
Tak: Girl, why do you think I called her MiMi?
Red: I've got a question!
Ellie: Yeah, Red?
Red: Who's your favourite Tallest?
Tak: Um... well, neither your or Purple are Tallest now so...
Red: Yeah, but before all that 'be the Tallest for a day' thing who was your favourite?
Tak: Um... I... I guess...
Ellie: I know who's my favourite Tallest... (fangirl giggle)
Tak: Do I have to answer this question?
Ellie: Yes. And be honest
Tak: Oh crap...
Ellie: Don't worry, to keep this K+, there's no violence
Tak: But I could be banished!
Ellie: No you won't, one Tallest will like you, and the other will hate you, so it balances the feelings, meaning, together, the Tallest are have pretty neutral feelings for you
Tak: Um... you lost me
Ellie: YOU WON'T GET BANISHED!
Tak: Oh, ok. Well, I think Red's the better leader...
Red: You can be an Invader now, Tak
Tak: YES!
Purple: Better leader? How'd you get to that conclusion? I mean, just look at me!
Pleakley: I think that's enough for this episode...
Ellie: Yup, c'ya guys this Thursday! I'm going on holiday on Friday, so yeah...
Pleakley: The next character is Lard Nar, so ask him some questions!
Ellie: And sorry this came up late, guys. I was hoping for more questions...
Red: When's my turn?
Ellie: Shut up!
Red: How dare you tell me to- (drum kit falls on top of him)
Ellie: I like torturing my favourite characters :)
Credits:
Author – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Host – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Assistant – Pleakley
Guest – Tak
Everyone from IZ belong to Nickelodeon and Jhonen Vasquez
Music is from Invader Zim
Please ask Lard Nar a question, the poor Vortian needs to know he has fans xD
And all the reviews here are actual reviews. I didn't make any of them up this time