(IZ theme song, on blue stage, blah blah...)
Ellie: I'm back from the holiday everyone!
Pleakley: And it's Dib's turn to be questioned!
Dib: (on the seat) Hey guys
Dib fangirls: Dib! OMG! DIIIIIB!
Dib: (at Ellie) You're not a crazy fangirl, are you?
Ellie: I am crazy, and I am a fangirl, but I'm not one of those 'OMG IT'S THAT CHARACTER I WORSHIP LIKE EVERY DAY! IMMA GUNNA STALK HIM NOW!' fangirls, if that's what you mean
Dib: Phew...
Ellie: And that goes for all you guys. (points at IZ characters) Except Keef and Moofy, 'cause I'm not a fan of either of them. Particularly, Moofy
Pleakley: So, on with the questions?
Ellie: Yup
Pleakley: Alright, here's a review from Invader Gilly
Great story! Keep up the good work!
Dib~
1. WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG? DO YOU INFLATE IT DAILY? IT'S LIKE A HIPPO, THAT HEAD!
Dib: My head's not big
Ahem...
2. Where did your Mom go? Are you cloned, is she dead, or are you (gasp!) an alien yourself?
Dib: I'm not an alien, and, yes, I am, kind of, a genetic experiment that my dad made...
Pleakley: (whispers to Ellie) That must be the reason why's he's head is so big...
Dib: My head's not big!
Pleakley: Of course it's not! Who said it was?
Dib: You aliens are so annoying...
Pleakley: Um... (clears throat) anyway, here's one from GiR
DiB-
why iiiiis your head so biig? whhyyyyyy is your heeeead so biiig?
Dib: It's not big -_-"
Zim: You should listen to them, Dib-human, they're telling the truth
Dib: Shut up!
Pleakley: Here are three questions is from invadercat
to dib:
do you hate fangirls?
Dib: No, if they believe that Zim's an alien, then they're ok...
Pleakley:
are you ever going to join lard nar?
Dib: I don't trust that alien...
Lard Nar: It's the horns, isn't it?
Pleakley:
and can you help me kill the tallest?
Dib: Sure
Red: Oh, so now we're getting killed by this invadercat and the big-headed boy?
Purple: This isn't fair...
Pleakley: This is from nv8tertak1
sorry if someone asked this but WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG? WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A BABY?
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG AND I WAS NOT DROPPED ON THE HEAD AS A BABY!
Pleakley:
also i hate you. you and your gargantuan head.
Dib: Oh, great, I got haters
Ellie: It's not that they hate you, they just love Zim
Dib: Huh?
Ellie: It seems that in the Invader Zim world, you can't like Zim and you at the same time, unless you support ZADF or the dreaded ZADR
Dib: So, Zim has haters?
Ellie: Maybe, but, if he does, he certainly has less than you, that's for sure
Dib: But, that's just... MEAN!
Ellie: (shrugs) Lots of stuff are mean
Pleakley: Anyhow, here's a question from Galaxina-the-Seedrian:
Question for Dib: do you still like Tak, even though she had turned on you, and revealed that she was an alien? (also, Dib is NOT crazy)
Dib: Well, except for the whole 'take over the world' thing, she's ok
Tak: I thought you hated aliens
Dib: You're an ok alien
Tak: That's only because I said you're smarter than Zim in my episode, right?
Dib: Um... yes...
Pleakley: Here's two from Penonymous
Questions for Dib: Hiya Dib! Big fan XD.
1)Um, why do you keep trying to prove Zim is an alien when no one will ever believe you? Except for us fangirls, of course.
Dib: To save the Earth!
Zim: Well, Dib-stink, the Earth shall be destroyed anyway! There is no reason why you should carry on with your WORTHLESS attempts to try to reveal who I really am! You can't stop ZIM! You're just a big-headed-
Ellie: Zim, shut up. Please. You're one of my favs, but we'll be here forever if we wait for you to finish
Pleakley:
2)When u cursed Gaz to taste nothing but pork, why didn't you use that last remaining power point to give it to Zim? That would have been an awesome prank/revenge!
Dib: It would've been... heh heh heh...
Zim: Don't you even think about it Dib-stink!
Pleakley: Taste nothing but pork... that would be mean... so, on with the next few questions from gery900
Dib, How did you get into paranormal studies?
Dib: Well, I like to think of it as destiny, ya know? I mean, I've always known the paranormal was real, and I guess one day I decided that I was going to prove it, and stop all those bad guys and everything like that!
Pleakley:
Did you really think normal science was boring?
Dib: Yeah, it's too... logical...
Pleakley: That's a bit of a weird thing to say...
Why is your head so big, and don't say it isn't because it is.
Dib: My head's not-! ARGH!
Ellie: I think it's time for a little break
Skoodge: But that means I won't be Tallest anymore!
Ellie: I think you've been Tallest long enough. You crashed the Massive into a planet! I wanted to do that!
Random voice: You know what the show is so I won't bother typing the name in!
Robo-mum: Spin da ARROW! (spins arrow)
(arrow spins, passes Dib and carries on going till it slows down to a name just before Dib's...)
Dib: Oh, come on!
(It's: Tak!)
Tak: Now that's more I like it...
Red: Remember, Tak, I think you rule ;D
Tak: Meaning?
Red: I can be an advisor or something, since you rock so much you might faint with... over-rocking-ness
Tak: Nice try. Right, I want everyone to boo Zim
Everyone: (at Zim) Booooooooo!
Zim: What?
Tak: Zim is now going to be my slave till further notice. He shall work in my soon-to-be-built palace on Planet Vacationna. Same goes for Dib
Dib: What? But I thought you like me more than Zim!
Tak: You still helped Zim to stop me from taking over Earth, so you're gunna be a slave
Ellie: (randomly jumps into screen) No, wait! You can't make Dib a slave, it's his episode! And I don't feel like teleporting him back to the stage, this 'being the author' stuff isn't always that great
Tak: Argh, alright, but when you're done asking him stuff, he's my slave
Ellie: Ok
Tak: Meanwhile, I want work to be started on my palace! Choose the place with the best view on Vacationna and put it there. While it's being made, Zim must be sent to the prisons on Vort
Zim: You can't do that!
Tak: I'm the Tallest, of course I can
Zim: You're not even that tall
Tak: I'm taller than you
Zim: -_-"
Tak: Now, I want the invasion of Earth to begin
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Ellie: Welcome back, everyone!
Dib: -OOOOOOOOO!
Ellie: You don't saying 'no', Dib?
Dib: Yes
Pleakley: Then let's carry on asking questions. Here's two from Tallest Kiy
Yay!:D For Dib:
1. Would you ever date an Irken? Not nessisairly Tak, but an Irken?
Dib: No
Ellie: You sound so certain
Dib: I am
Pleakley:
2. Would you rather get picked on for having a big head the rest of your life or have Zim do a small-head-surgery and have to be his friend?
Dib: Be friends with Zim? I'll take the big head, thank you very much
Pleakley: Here's a little message to you, Dib. It's from zimtak3
dib, im gonna quote u from the end uv voting of the doomed:
i hate you.(im talkin 2 dib)
and your STUPID BIG HEAD!
zim, ill help u blow up earth!=D
Dib: Why does everyone hate me?
Ellie: (shrugs) I dunno. You're not my fav, but you're not that bad
Pleakley: zimtak3 also said this:
ZiM, its true. u have WAY MORE fans than lard nar. IM A HUUUUUGE ZiM faaaaannn!
Ellie: Zim's in Tak's palace, so I'll tell him you're a fan
Pleakley: Here's something from zimmyz teh best
NOTE MY NAME- I AM A HUGE ZIM FAN! to dib fans-dib's not crazy, u are!
Dib fans: Hey!
Pleakley:
Dib-uuuuhh...i hate u so...um..do u like justin bieber? if u dont no who he is, just say u hate him. if u say u like him, i will personally BEAT u with a bat!if u hAte him, ill like more
Ellie: Oh, great, celebrities and all their crap
Dib: Justin Bieber? Justin Bieber's an alien from a species that sings in a high-pitched voice that can enslave and control people. He uses his singing to try and take over the planet; however, some people are immune to the singing. Those people are often the ones who hate him
Ellie: Then I'm immune to it
Dib: So, no, I do not like Justin Bieber
Zim: You know, I hate to agree with the human, but he is telling the truth
Everyone: GASP!
Ellie: Not to insult anyone who is a Justin Bieber fan. I've got friends who like him, so no hard feelings
Pleakley: Here's some from The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim
Dib: Why is your head so big?
Dib: MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!
Pleakley: (coughing) Yes it is...
2) When/how do you plan on trying to expose me?
Dib: I'm planning to expose you within a few days! I've got my camera and I'll finally prove to everyone that you're an alien! HA HA!
Pleakley:
Answer to your answer: its not gonna work.
Dib: We'll see about that!
Pleakley:
3) okay, serious question: How did you get into the swollen eyeball network?
Dib: I found them on the internet
Ellie: The internet: one of the most glorious things ever to be created
Pleakley:
4) How do you get your hair to stay up like that?
Dib: It's natural
Ellie: Seriously?
Dib: Yep
Red: That's a bit weird...
Ellie: Agreed...
Pleakley:
5) Do you have any friends? if so, who?
Dib: Oh yeah, I have tons of friends
Ellie: Like who?
Dib: ...Ok, I don't have any friends...
Purple: No surprise, you look boring
Dib: Hey!
Pleakley:
MWA HA HA HAAAA! i like torturing you with these questions, Dibstink.
Dib: -_-"
Pleakley: And here's something for you, Ellie:
To ELLIE:
HOW DARE YOU NOT BE ABLE TO UPDATE! I COMMAND TO KNOW WHY YOU MUST GO ON THE "VACATION" THING! ARGH! MEH!... okay. im done ranting now.
Ellie: Well, at least it seems he didn't want me to leave... ^^"
Pleakley: Moving on, here's another message for you, Ellie. It's from Moofy
YOURE SO MEEEEAAANN! I WANNA BE ON TV FOREVER!
Ellie: This is my show, so it's my rules! And I'm not mean, I'm taking safety precautions!
Pleakley: Anyway, here's something from invader kit
dib-why do u keep trying if ZiM beats the crap outta u every time?
Dib: It's to save Earth!
Ellie: Dib, you need a hobby...
Dib: Hey!
Pleakley: Anyway, we've got some questions from Invader Elze
Ellie: O.O
Pleakley: Why do you look so freaked out Ellie?
Ellie: Cuz Ellie's just my nickname. My real name's Elze, just there's an accent on the last e to make it sound like an a. So my name's Elzé
Pleakley: I'm guessing you don't know anyone else called Elzé or Elze
Ellie: Nope. To Invader Elze: is your name really Elze or Elzé? Cause, if it is, you'd be the first person I met with the same name as me
Pleakley: Carrying on with the questions...
Dib:
1) why is your head so big?
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
Pleakley:
2)yes It is
Dib: -_-"
Pleakley:
3)hehehe, i'm going to enjoy this...
what do you think of ZADR, I hate it...
Dib: Same here... I'd never even think of me and Zim... I'D NEVER EVEN CONSIDER HIM AS A FRIEND!
Pleakley:
4)Zim is alot more popular then you and everyone wants the irkens to win, also everyone wants you dead.
Dib: Nice to know...
Pleakley:
5)What would you do if told you that tonight i will slit your thought whal you are sleeping, if you don't surrender to the irkens.
Dib: I'LL NEVER SURRENDER! I'll fight you off if it's the last thing I do!
Pleakley:
6)In my fanfiction "Earth and Its Impending Doom" you are probably going to lose if I don't get any more votes on my poll to see if zim wins.
Dib: Oh, thanks
Pleakley:
7) I hate you.
Dib: Guessed that...
Pleakley: Invader Elze asked a lot of other questions... most aren't even questions...
Ellie: I don't think we should put the ones that aren't questions up. This is a questionnaire, not Facebook, so, to everyone: if it's not a message or a question, it's not coming up. I'm sorry, don't hate me for doing that. And when Zim's done being Tak's slave, someone remind me to tell him that Invader Elze is a BIG fan of him
Pleakley: Here's a little warning from Invader Elze:
Dib, I would really watch your neck, because I am going to probably snap it I would be easy because your BIG HEAD has weakened it. HAHAHAHA! XD
Dib: MY. HEAD. IS. NOT. BIG!
Ellie: I just read another one of Invader Elze's reviews (points at random Irken) go to Tak's palace and make sure she doesn't get Zim hurt in any way! We'll all be killed by Invader Elze if he does get hurt!
Random Irken: Ok (walks away)
Pleakley: Anyway, here's three from Boya sakana
aw...poor Red! he deserves to be treated better! Tallest are the best!
Red: See? I deserve better treatment!
Ellie: Not while I'm the boss of this show. My favs are going to go through a rough time :D
Pleakley:
anyway
questions for Dib:
1.)Why do u care so much for humanity?
Dib: Well, they don't seem to care for themselves, so I do all the caring for them
Ellie: Somehow, that's sweet...
Dib: Thanks
Pleakley:
2.)If u were any kind of animal what would it be?
Dib: If I were an animal, I'd want to be a lion so I could rip Zim's organs out :D
Pleakley: I'd say you'd be a King Fisher. You know, those birds?
Dib: Why a King Fisher?
Pleakley: Because their heads are big
Dib: Hey!
Pleakley: Anyway...
3.)Do u have a thing for tak?
Dib: I won't lie. I used to, before I knew she was an alien and everything...
Ellie: Cute 3
Pleakley: A question from emorocker
yes dib is my faverate! anyway random question if zim weren't an alien or was your friend woulod you have acted differently around him?
Dib: If he wasn't an alien I wouldn't be trying to stop him from destroying Earth because he probably wouldn't want to destroy it then. However, I wouldn't be his friend or anything. He's annoying and insane
Pleakley: Understandable. Here's some from MariSakura
HI! I have some questions (and comments) for Dib:
1. Im a nice person/fan by nature and I have to say your head isn't big. The other characters just have smaller ones, no offense to you all :).
Dib: THANK YOU! FINALLY, SOMEBODY SEES THAT MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!
Pleakley: MariSakura was just being nice, Dib
Dib: How do you know?
Pleakley: Because your head really is big...
Dib: NO IT'S NOT!
Pleakley:
2. Why do you think everyone bugs you about your head? (Maybe they're just jealous they dont have awesome hair like yours)
Dib: I think they're just being stupid. And my hair is pretty awesome, isn't it? B)
Pleakley:
3. What do you think of your sister? I mean, she has to have a little bit of nice in her.
Dib: She doesn't
Gaz: He's telling the truth
Pleakley:
4. It also seems to me you have a run of bad luck sometimes, do you believe in superstition as much as the paranormal?
Dib: Superstition as in opening an umbrella inside is bad luck? No, bad luck isn't real. If I thought it was, I'd be a lot more cautious
Pleakley: Here's one from Invader Chi
A question for Dib.
I noticed on tak: the new hideious girl the ,part where you and Zim where watching Tak's plan,you had no ears and Zim had no hand. Did Zim rip your ears off and then did you eat Zim's hand in revenge?
Ellie: I saw that mistake too xD
Dib: It wasn't a mistake. Invader Chi's right. Zim ripped of my ears and I ate his hand
Ellie: O.O
Dib: I'm kidding (rolls eyes)
Ellie: Phew... my inner-fangirl almost fainted...
Pleakley: Peacewalker Lyn has a question for GIR
Gir! Do you like waffles or Like-like them. (totally random)
Ellie: I've decided that anymore questions for characters that have already been on will not be excepted unless they're really good. But I will say that if GIR like-likes waffles, he wouldn't eat them, would he?
GIR: ^_^
Pleakley: Here's a message to Dib from Numbuh97
I agree with Invader Elze a 100% so wach it Dib! were coming after you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ect.
Dib: Everyone hates me!
Pleakley: You don't think it has something to do with your big head?
Dib: MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!
Pleakley: Yeah, um... anyway, it seems you're not really that hated, Dib...
Dib: Huh?
Pleakley: This is from Invader Jemi
I LOVE YOU DIB!
Dib: Hey! A fan!
Pleakley:
K... now that THATS over...
Your head isn't that big, Dib... in fact, its smaller than most IZ character's heads.
Dib: SEEEEEE? Someone else thinks it's not big!
Pleakley: Yeah, yeah...
I AN'T BELIEVE I MISSED TAK'S CHAPTER!
Lard Nar: You rock! I may be an Irken, but I'm with the Resisty! (Weird name and all)
Lard Nar: Really? I feel loved 3
Pleakley:
Red: XD I have some news! I'm your daughter! And smoke machines are better than lasers!
Red: O.O I have a daughter? How dare you be on the Resisty's Side? And Smoke Machines are boring!
Pleakley:
Dib: What would you do if you switched bodies with Zim? I'm just curious. Plus there's more important things than stopping Zim. I mean, he is waaaaaaaaaaay too STUPID to destroy Earth.
Once again... I LOVE YOU DIB! :)
Dib: First of all, if I switched bodies with Zim, I'd destroy his base and make prank calls to his leaders to annoy them so, when me and Zim switch back to our normal bodies, he'll be destroyed by them because they think he prank called them
Red: Zim's already annoyed us enough, we don't need you to add anything -_-"
Dib: And I HAVE TO SAVE EARTH! Zim is pretty stupid, but I must stop him and the rest of his species don't come and take over Earth!
Zim fangirls outside: ZIMMEH'S NOT STUPID! WE'LL GET YOU DIIIIIIB!
Dib: Oh no...
Pleakley: XxX-Curly-Wurly-XxX's got a question...
Dibbeh! :D I like your trench coat ^_^ How do you get your hair to look so sythe-like? :)
Dib: It's natural. And thanks, the trench is kinda cool, huh?
Pleakley: And that's all the questions...
Ellie: No it's not! DreamCatcher37 sent me a message asking to ask all the character's their favourite type of music. I'll do it in each of their chapters. So we'll ask Dib this chapter, and we'll ask GIR, Tak and Lard Nar too, since their chapters are finished
Dib: The type of music I like? Well... I don't really mind any kind of music
Ellie: But which kind do you listen to when you're, I don't know... researching Bigfoot?
Dib: Oh yeah, then I like listening to something that reminds me of Bigfoot, like, something with heavy, emphasized beats
Ellie: You mean you listen to music that reminds you of whatever you're doing?
Dib: Well, I guess so
Ellie: Like, you listen to techno music for researching aliens and Hawaii music for mermaids? Sort of like that?
Dib: Yeah, anything to put me in the mood
Ellie: I use music too to put me in the right mood for fanfictions :)
Pleakley: Interesting... how about you, GIR?
GIR: All ya got ta do is: PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
Ellie: As in genre of music, GIR, not songs from stuff on Youtube
GIR: Ohhhhhhh. DANCE MUSIC! (random techno music plays and GIR starts dancing)
Ellie: Oh course he dances... let's ask Tak
(Tak appears)
Tak: Huh?
Ellie: What genre of music do you like?
Tak: Me? I don't have time for music!
Ellie: Oh, come on, everyone likes music
Tak: Alright... I like things like Within Temptation
Ellie: I LOVE THAT BAND! 3
Tak: Basically, I like things that combine classical and rock to make rock less scream-ish and classical less boring. But I still don't have time for music
Ellie: Alright. Next is Lard Nar!
Lard Nar: Hmmmmm... I haven't listened to music in a while... I guess I like anything calm so I can consecrate on stuff better and keep relaxed when anything's malfunctioning while I'm building it
Pleakley: So, I guess that's it. See ya guys next time!
Ellie: And next is: Purple! That episode will be up in a few minutes since I was on holiday and everything...
Purple: Oh yeah, I'm next B)
Red: When am I going to get asked questions?
Ellie: Shut up
(Timpani falls on top of Red)
GIR: (still dancing) WEHOOOOOOO! (flies over to Dib and knocks him out)
Ellie: Somebody send Dib to Tak's palace while he can't fight back...
Author – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Host – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Assistant – Pleakley
Guest – Dib
Do I own Invader Zim? Answer: No. I don't.
A/N: Yeah, I'm back :) thanks to all the reviewers and everything! You'll find out who'll be asked questions after Pur in the next chapter!