(Oh, you should get how the opening works by now...)
Pleakley: Hey everyone!
Ellie: Hey guys
Pleakley: Why do sound so depressed, Ellie?
Ellie: I've had a sucky day
Pleakley: Oh, that's not good
Ellie: Yeah, well, anyway, this time it's Purple's episode!
Pleakley: You mean the guy who sounds like me?
Ellie: Yup
Purple: (in seat) What do you mean I sound like you? You sound like me!
Pleakley: Huh?
Purple: Can someone else read out the questions instead of Pleakley? It creeps me out when he talks to me
Ellie: Well, I'm not reading them out. Wait, I've got an idea! (Jumba appears) He's an alien, he's from Lilo and Stitch and he can speak English, so he's the perfect substitute for Pleakley
Jumba: So this is where you go, Pleakley. And you were right, these guys are ugly
Everyone: Excuse me? (looks at Pleakley)
Pleakley: Heh heh... he's joking...
Ellie: Let's hope he is (gives laptop to Jumba) we need you to read out the questions to the green guy on the seat 'cause Pleakley and him have the same voice actor so they get freaked out by each other
Jumba: Um... ok...
Ellie: So, get reading!
Jumba: Alright, um, this one is being from Invader Gilly, but this one says 'Tallest'
Ellie: Just say the question, we'll ask Red the same question in his episode. And you don't say 'is being', that's bad grammar
Jumba: It's my accent, now be shutting up!
Tallest: Is there anything in the whole universe that interests you other that conquering other planets, eating snacks, watching puppet shows, and torturing Zim?
Purple: Of course there is!
Ellie: And what's that?
Purple: Um... ya know... stuff
Ellie: There's nothing else that interests you, is there?
Purple: No, not really...
Ellie: Let's hope Red's answer will be more interesting
Red: Oh, it will be. Purple's boring, I'm cool
Purple: Shut up!
Jumba: And here are two more from Invader Gilly
Purple~
1. What do you like better - salty or sweet snacks?
Purple: That's a hard one... sweet snacks
Jumba:
2. I know you like donouts - so - Krispy Kream or Dunkin Donouts? (Please say Krispy Kream! They're yummilicious!)
Purple: Krispy Kream all the way!
Pleakley: Same here!
Purple: Pleakley, shut up
Jumba: Here is one from invadercat
to puple and red: of corse i hate you both. your mean and tried to kill skoodge. so that means Im on dib's side. and yes I want to kill you both.(has a knife hidden behind my back)
Purple: We're gunna be assassinated!
Red: Well, that's not good
Ellie: Please don't kill them invadercat, at least not with a knife. I'd rather hang them by the neck
Red and Purple: O.O
Ellie: I'm joking you idiots -_-"
Jumba: This one is fromGalaxina-the-Seedrian...
Question for Purple: If the former Tallest were a male (Spork), and a female (Miyuki), does that mean one of you are female, or are you just a **-couple? (Disturbing question, I know)
Purple: O.O
Red: (goes to bathroom to throw up)
Ellie: I knew someone would ask that!
Purple: Ok, to begin with: I'm a guy and so is Red and NO we are NOT a couple! We're just the same height, that's it! No couple-ness. The show never said we were a couple. Plus, even if I were... ya know... I wouldn't like Red, he's an asshole. He's still a friend, but he is an asshole
Ellie: That's not a nice thing to say
Purple: Hey, he zapped me with a laser in the eye twice, hit me on the head with a huge puppet, pushed me hundreds of times and stole my girlfriend in the Invader academy!
Ellie: Who was your girlfriend?
Purple: Oh, she got eaten by one of the Savage rat people when Miyuki sent her on a mission to Blorch
Ellie: That doesn't sound very nice...
Jumba: Um... moving on from disturbing question, here is three from I am zimmeh's girl and 1 fan
tallests-
Ellie: We'll have Red answer these questions in his chapter, by the way
(1)why cant you just forgive zimmeh?
Purple: There's a lot of reasons that I bet Red actually cares about, but, for me, he's just annoying
Ellie: Good thing Zim's in Tak's palace right now
Jumba:
(2)why r u so stupid?:P
Purple: I'm not stupid!
Everyone: (rolls eyes)
Red: (back from throwing up) The truth is he fell on his PAK as a smeet, and then on his head. It's a double blow
Ellie: Does that make you a defective, Purple?
Purple: No...
Jumba:
(3)why do you think i HATE u so much?
Purple: I don't know, you're jealous?
Red: (sarcastic) Sure she is...
Jumba: Here's one from GazmRules
Purple, why do you hate Zim?
Purple: He's annoying
and when will Tallest Red have his turn? come on, peoples! Red is awsome! =P
Ellie: Red is awesome, but he'll just have to wait...
Red: What? Why?
Ellie: Because I'm mean to my favourite characters, duh :P
Red: WHY?
Ellie: Because I am ^^
Jumba: Here are two from Tallest Kiy:
For Purple:
1. Can I have some doughnuts?
Purple: No
Ellie: Can I have some?
Purple: No
Jumba:
2. Who is your favourite Invader Zim character (besides yourself) and why?
Purple: Favourite Invader Zim Character? Well, I'd say GIR, because he's kinda cute
GIR: (jumps on stage and gives Purple a hug)
Ellie: You and Red kind of made GIR
Purple: And there's a reason we put two coins in, one makes them boring, two makes them cute and three makes them do everything backwards
Ellie: You wanted to make GIR cute?
Purple: Red said it would be a better idea to make him do stuff backwards, but I said he'd be better cute
Red: What do you mean? You wanted GIR to go backwards but forgot to bring three coins, so we just decided cute was good enough
Purple: Don't say that!
Ellie: Oh, I get what you're doing Pur! You want GIR's popularity to rub off on you so you don't get killed!
Purple: Um... he he ^^"
Angry GIR fangirls outside: WE'LL GET YOU, PURPLE, FOR USING GIR LIKE THAT!
Purple: Oh crap...
Ellie: So who's your real favourite character?
Purple: Minimoose. I mean he squeaks! That's just epic
Minimoose: Squeak!
Jumba: Ok, here's another question from zimmyz teh best
2 purple-wats ur fav IZ couple?
Purple: Dib and Tak! (holds up DATR flag) :D
Red: Even I didn't see that one coming...
Ellie: Good thing Dib's at Tak's palace too...
Jumba: And here is some from TheALMIGHTY Invader Zim
Purple:
Dont worry, I still like you. Can I have one of your donuts?
Purple: No
Pleakley: Can I have one, please?
Purple: No
Jumba:
1)how did you get to be tallest? (besides bing tall, is there like a test or sumthin?)
Red: If there was something else, Purple wouldn't be the Tallest
Purple: Hey! Ok, maybe that's true...
Ellie: So there's nothing else
Purple: Nope
Jumba:
2)How tall were you as a smeet?
Purple: Average smeet size, tall Irkens only get their growth spurt later in life
Jumba:
3)when am i gonna get my promotion?
Purple: what promotion? You're not getting a promotion
Jumba:
4)why do you hate short irkens? WHY? DO YOU THINK WERE DUMB? AUGH! YOU THINK- hey. a shiny penny. IM RICH!
Purple: Well... short Irkens are short, and therefore must respect the Tallest, but no one said the Tallest should respect them
Ellie: That's mean
Purple: It's true
Jumba: Here's one from zimtak3
k, umm...PURPLE! why do u hate zim?
Purple: He's annoying
Jumba: Here's a comment from invader kit
yes purple and red. MANY HATERS. u'd hav less if u were NICE 2 ZiM!
Purple: I tried to like GIR, that's as far as I'm going
Ellie: What do you mean 'tried'? You don't like GIR at all?
Purple: No, no, I didn't mean that, I meant... oh whatever... -_-"
Ellie: Well, I think it's time for a break. See you guys!
Random voice: Oh you should get it by now!
Robo-mum: HEHAAAAAAAA! (spins arrow) WOHOOOO! SPIN, SPIN, SPIN :D
Everyone: O.o
(arrow spins, passes Dib and keeps on going till it stop at... KEEF!)
Everyone: WHAT?
Keef: Oh, so I get to be tall, right? I mean the show is called 'be the Tallest for the day', so now I'm meant to be tall
Tak: No, you idiot, being the Tallest means you're the ruler of the Irken Empire
Keef: The who?
Lard Nar: Just order Irk to be blown up and get it over and done with
Dib: (back from Tak's palace) No, wait! Hey, Keef, you know how Earth is going through a little Invasion, right?
Tak: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DIB! THAT WAS MY ONE CHANCE TO TAKE OVER EARTH!
Dib: Shloonktapooxis, I think Tak needs a hug
Shloonktapooxis: Righty-hoo! (flies over to Tak and bangs into her)
Tak: OUCH! You little cone-shaped menace! (runs after Shloonktapooxis)
Shloonktapooxis: You wanna play tag? OK! You're it! (floats away with Tak following him)
Dib: Anyway, Keef, repeat what I say: I command that Earth's Invasion to be stopped
Keef: Ok. I command Earth's Invasion to be stopped
Random Irkens: Yes, Tallest Keef! (walks away)
Keef: Wow, they called me Tallest Keef! And I'm not even that tall!
Red: Tell me about it -_-"
Dib: Finally, I can save Earth using Keef in the same way I used that other guy who ran for school president and ended up being brainwashed!
Zim: Oh, I'm not so sure about that Dib-human!
Dib: Where'd you come from?
Zim: I was here the whole time
Dib: Really?
Zim: Yes
Dib: Oh, ok...
Zim: Anyway, you may have stopped Earth's invasion-
Dib: Why didn't you stop me from stopping the invasion?
Zim: Because I wasn't part of the invasion. As I was saying, you may have stopped Earth's invasion, but you have forgotten that Keef is my best friend
Keef: I am? Oh, Zim, I thought you got annoyed with me and left!
Zim: Oh, no, you only haven't seen me for a while because... I had... swine flu!
Keef: Really? I feel so sorry for you Zim! How can I make you feel better?
Zim: You order a new invasion of Earth to begin with me in command of it!
Dib: NO! Keef, don't listen to him!
Keef: Well, if it'll make you happy Zim...
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T FALL FOR IT!
Keef: Then I order-
Gaz: (punches Keef and knocks him out)
Dib: Huh? Gaz? Why did you do that?
Gaz: That kid annoys me
Dib: How long will he be knocked out?
Random Irken doctor: I'd say about eight days. We'll get him to the hospital and put him on a drip so he doesn't dehydrate
Dib: But then I can't blow up Irk!
Zim: And I can't blow up Earth!
Gaz: Serves you two right
Zim and Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Red: Shut up!
Ellie: That was fun to write :D
Zim: I AM FREE FROM TAK'S FILTHY PALACE!
Ellie: Oh, Zim! I just remembered to say that Invader Elze and zimtak3 are big fans of you!
Zim: Who is not a big fan of the amazing, all-powerful ZIM!
Jumba: Speaking of Invader Elze, here are being some questions from the Zim-fan
PURPLE:
1)Do you hate tak now?
Purple: You mean for not giving me a snack-stuffed Earth as a present and liking Red more than me? Yes, yes I do...
Jumba:
2)well... so do I
3)who do like more tak or zim?
Purple: Even though she didn't keep her promise, Tak, Zim's annoying
Jumba:
4)what about if zim got taller?
Purple: Never happening
Jumba:
5)Red is the better leader
Purple: No he's not!
Red: (coughing) Yes I am
Jumba:
6) miyuki was the best thou
Miyuki's ghost: Yes I was, and you two better come up with a reason why you're so lazy. I'm ashamed to be the ruler before you!
Spork's ghost: What do you mean? I was the ruler before them!
Miyuki: Your reign was so shorter than Zim's height, I don't think it really counts
Dib: GHOSTS! THOSE ARE GHOSTS! ALIEN GHOSTS!
Spork: Talking about Zim, where is he? I've got a bone to pick with him...
Zim: Heh heh... (hides behind Red)
Ellie: Guys! It's not your turn yet, get back to the afterlife!
Pleakley: You're going to ask characters that are not only in cancelled episodes but are also dead?
Ellie: Yes. Yes I am
Miyuki: I'm so excited about my episode!
Ellie: Hey, you guys are still here? Get going, you two!
Miyuki and Spork: Ok... (disappears)
Jumba: ...anyway...
7)what would you do if zim became tallest?
Purple: Faint
Jumba: The next one is from emorocker
yup i'm back purple how do you feel with pleakley being around scince he has like the same voice as you?
Purple: Freaked out... (shudders)
Jumba:
and how do you feel about red being fist in camand?
Purple: Who ever said he was first in command?
Red: I think emorocker's got the right idea ;)
Purple: Are you saying that you think that you're first in command?
Red: Yes
Purple: You little-!
Jumba: Moving on, here is one from Invader Chi
Question for purple.
Have you and red been togther ever since you were smeets?
Purple: You mean as friends? Yeah
Red: Yes. Friends. That's it
Jumba: Here's some questions from : XxX-Curly-Wurly-XxX
Almighty Tallests FTW! :D
Purple: is Red you`re bestest friend? :3
Purple: Yeah, he's an ass, but...
Red: You're an ass too, ya know?
Ellie: You can tell a lot from someone's friends xD
Jumba:
Smoke machines are great, but why do you hate lazers so much?
Purple: They hurt when they hit your eyes, that's why I hate them
Jumba:
Why didn`t you ** slap Table-headed service drone Bob across the face when he told you to get your own drink? :o
Purple: Oh, so they cut the fighting part out in the episode? Nick probably thought it was too violent...
Jumba:
Say SPLEE! xD (like Waffle from Catscratch! Have you ever seen that show Ellie? Waffle is also voiced by Kevin McDonald :))
Purple: Um... ok... Splee
Ellie: I've watched an episode before, but I don't really watch TV that much anymore...
Everyone: GASP!
Ellie: Chill, people, I watched Invader Zim in March!
Pleakley: I heard it's back on TV again...
Ellie: SERIOUSLY? (runs away to go find out if Pleakley's telling the truth)
Pleakley: O.o Anyway, like in the last episode, we'll be asking you what your favourite type of music is, Purple. So, what genre do you like?
Purple: Me? Well... nothing heavy, just something catchy and not depressing. You get what I mean? And you're voice still creeps me out...
Pleakley: Yeah, yours does too. So I guess that's it for this episode. The next guest will be: Professor Membrane!
Dib: My dad? But he doesn't believe in aliens and-
Pleakley: Don't worry, Ellie said she's got a plan
GIR: MUSIC! (Techno music plays and GIR starts dancing)
Red: So... when's my episode? (piano falls on his head)
Author – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Host – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Assistant – Jumba
Guest – Purple
I don't own Invader Zim... so yeah...
A/N: So far, we've done: GIR, Tak, Lard Nar, Dib and Purple. And Prof. Membrane's next (oh no...) so ask him some questions! Please (begs)
Well, see ya guys! And to answer a lot of people's questions: Zim's episode won't be coming anytime soon because he's the main character and everything, but, don't worry, it won't be last, I just want to get through some of the other, less famous characters first