Ellie: Hello humans!
Pleakley: No intro description?
Ellie: Nope, cuz I'm lazy B)
Red: I thought you said you're bringing in Professor Membrane
Ellie: I am
Red: Then where is he?
Ellie: He's coming in a minute, but, first, we need to do something to get ready for him...
-Ten minutes later-
(Everyone who's non-human is in a human disguise)
Red: (dressed up as a business man) THIS is your plan?
Pleakley: (dressed up in one of his Hawaiian-girls costumes) It's sort of predicable, don't you think?
Dib: There's no WAY my dad will fall for this! Everyone's still green, or grey or whatever colour skin they have! My dad's not stupid!
Ellie: It'll work... Now, please, everyone, get ready to meet the one, the only, PROFESSOR MEMBRANE!
(Prof. Membrane walks onto stage)
Prof. Membrane: Hello, strange looking audience, it's nice to see you!
Audience: (claps)
Prof. Membrane: (sits down on seat) So, what questions do you have to ask me?
Ellie: First of all: Can we call you Membrane?
Prof. Membrane: If you wish, but I am still a SCIENTIST!
Ellie: ...we know...
Pleakley: I'm going to read out the questions Professor Membrane, so-
Membrane: MY TEST TUBES, WHAT HAPPENNED TO YOUR FACE?
Pleakley: Huh?
Membrane: It's so swollen!
Ellie: Actually, he's just ugly
Pleakley: Hey!
Ellie: (whispering) Just play along, Pleakley
Pleakley: Hmph... well, to begin with there's five questions from The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim
(puts disguise on)
Heh heh. Boy, have I got some questions for YOU.
1)Dib... just to see if he was lying, was he dropped on his head as a baby, or was he a HORRIBLE experiment gone wrong?
Membrane: That's a good question. Most people wonder where his INSANE, LARGE cranium comes from. However, I feel slightly insulted that you believe I would drop my own experiment! And he isn't an experiment gone wrong, I consider quite successful, but it seems I had made a misallocation when I did his body proportions
Dib: DAD! MY HEAD IS NOT BIG! YOU KNOW IT ISN'T!
Membrane: Oh, I didn't see you there, son. How's your day been so far, and what are you doing at my interview?
Dib: -_-"
Pleakley: Um... moving on...
2)How did you become a scientist?
Membrane: Well, I've always wanted to be a scientist, so I decided to study at University og Oxford and then use my brain to carry on being a Scientist by making new inventions!
Ellie: Why Oxford?
Membrane: Because I was travelling through Europe at the time
Ellie: Oh...
Pleakley:
3)If the eductional systems are so ad, then how did you get smart?
Membrane: I was born that way, of course
Pleakley:
4)how has Dib managed to become such a failure? Is this YOUR fault?
Membrane: He's not a failure
Dib: You really think that dad? Thanks! :D
Membrane: He's just going through an insane point in his life that he'll outgrow
Dib: DAD! :(
Pleakley:
5)Whered you get the cool goggles? Goggles r us?
QUESTION OVERLOAD!
(runs offstage)
(explosion heard)
Ellie: Great, someone just exploded offstage... well, I'm not cleaning up the mess...
Membrane: Yes, how did you guess Goggles "R" us?
Pleakley: O.o Ok... next is a message from invatercat to Red
to red: yes...yes you are. =) i will win every battle!
i have a sister and like 6 or 8 friends =)
Red: I HAVE CONTROL OVER A WHOLE EMPIRE! BEAT THAT!
Ellie: Well, you don't really have control over it...
Red: Huh?
Ellie: Remember the 'Tallest for the day' thing?
Red: (scared) Crap, you're right...
Ellie: The ultimate showdown of invadercat and Red! xDDD
Pleakley: invatercat also said this
AAAAAWWWWW =( wwwwhhhhhhhhhhhyyyy? CAN I after the show!...with a sword or dagger. i like swords
Ellie: (Hugs Red and Purple) Don't kill them! It's not their fault they got PAKs with mean personalities! Most Irkens get them!
Dib: As far as I can tell, Ellie's right... Irkens are mean...
Ellie: But we love them anyway! ^^
Membrane: What is this 'Irken' you guys are talking about?
Ellie: Um... it's... it's a Boy Scout group! =D
Membrane: Oh, I see...
Red: Ellie, you can stop hugging me and Purple now...
Ellie: Oh, uh... okay... (let's Red and Purple go)
Pleakley: ...
zim can be the next tallest, that would be cool XD
Zim: (dressed in his normal human disguise) I don't understand this 'cool' word you speak of, but you're idea of my being the Tallest is GENIUS!
Pleakley:
but humans Cannot BE Attacked
Zim: Huh? BUT I AM ZIM! I say that humans MUST be attacked and enslaved!
Pleakley:
if zim asks why, it because i had the idea =)
Zim: Grrrrrrr...
Pleakley:
anyway, prof. membrain, zim and A LOT OF OTHERS are aliens
if you think im crazy and/or dibs crazy...LOOK AT ME IM A FREAKING IRKEN THAT CAN FROM PLANET IRK BTW irk means annoying and i guess my planet is named PLANET ANNOYING (hopes tallest herd that) =)
Red: Oh, I heard you all right...
Membrane: There are no aliens. There is no real proof or evidence that there are any! And, as Ellie explained, Irkens are Boy Scouts, not aliens from the planet 'Irk'
Ellie: Um... yeah...
Pleakley: Invader Elze has a question for you Ellie...
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO ZIM? ? ? ?
Ellie: At some point. Be patient young grasshopper
Tak: (in her human disguise) Grasshopper?
Ellie: Do not question what I say, because there's a high chance it'll be insane and random
Pleakley: The questions for Zim are really piling up... I have a feeling Zim's chapter will be the longest
Ellie: Well, duh :P
Pleakley:
by the way... Elze is my middle name. I HATE MY FIRST NAME! ! ! ! ! !
Ellie: Cool...
Pleakley:
Ps: my first name shall not be spoken or typed.
Pss: sorry for the comments not questions. :(
Ellie: No worries. I'm a pretty chilled person, so I don't mind :)
Pleakley:
Psss: DO ZIM NEXT! ! ! ! ! ! I HAVE ATTACK DACHSHUNDS! ! ! !
Ellie: I've got a dachshund as a pet. And I'm not doing Zim next, sorry. And I don't feel threatened by your... threat. I've been in scarier situations... (shivers)
Pleakley: We've got a question and another message from Invader Jane
just want to say, i changed my name, i am now Invader Jane and NOT numbuh97, i want to ask prof. membraine what happened to his wife?
Membrane: Wife? What wife?
Ellie: Message to readers: You don't know how much I hate making Dib an experiment and Membrane so heartless, but I'm just going along with what the show said...
Pleakley: Yep, she couldn't hold it in anymore xD
Ellie: Shut up! I'm a fangirl, got a problem with it?
Pleakley: No, no, not at all...
and,sorry dib... i was mean, i was in a bad mood cause i was dared to read a ZADR... it was TERRIBLE!
Dib: Understandable...
Pleakley:
oh, and zim, just want to tell you i wrote a story ware you kill dib and take over earth, then the tallests let you spend the rest of your days on irk, ware you are welcomed back a hero, until you die of old age.
Zim: I do like this Invader Jane's story... except for the part where I die...
Pleakley: Ebony3111 has some questions for Membrane
MEMBRANE! Hi! Wait... what am I doing here? Oh yeah, questions!
1) Can you say the Periodic Table from memory?
Membrane: Of course! I'll do it in rows, left to right. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulphur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium, Calcium, Scandium, Titanium...
(a while later...)
Membrane: And that's just the main group, let me name the Lanthanoids and Actinoids...
Everyone: NO!
Membrane: Fine then...
Pleakley:
How about backwards?
Membrane: Well, if you insist...
Purple: (dressed as a Hippi from the 60's) Please, no... I'm begging you...
Membrane: Alright, if you can't handle REAL SCIENCE!
Pleakley:
2) HOW can sitting in a lab all day be fun? Surely, you must have some spare time.
Membrane: A brilliant Scientist, like me, does not have SPARE TIME!
Pleakley:
3) RANDOM Q: If I turned everyone purple, what would you do?
Membrane: I would develop a cure to your purple-disease, of course! And don't say I cannot do it because I can! And I'm thinking of investigating why so many people are green these days...
Zim: Heh heh... I'M NORMAL!
Ellie: Uh huh. Well, I think it's time for a break!
Pleakley: You just randomly decide when to put a break, no calculations or rules, right?
Ellie: Yes ^^
(No one's wearing a disguise here cuz Prof. Membrane isn't in this part)
Random voice: You know what this is so I won't explain!
Purple: This is getting stupider by the chapter!
Random voice: Shut up!
Robo-mum: (spins arrow) SPIIIIIIIIIN! SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
(arrow spins for a while, passing Dib, then stopping at: Tenn!)
Zim: Invader TENN?
Skoodge: Where is she?
Red: Last time I heard, the Meekrob captured her and took her prisoner
Dib: Then... can I be the Tallest?
Zim: NO! I shall be the Tallest! Almighty Tallest ZIM! That sounds right...
Red: Um... I got a better idea... ELLIE!
Ellie: What? I'm not meant to appear here!
Red: Teleport Invader Tenn here!
Ellie: ...um...ok...
(Tenn appears)
Tenn: What the... hey! I'm not in prison anymore!
Zim: NOOOOOOOO!
Ellie: You'll have your chance Zim... in the meantime, here's one of Purple's doughnuts... (throws Zim a doughnut)
Purple: How did you-?
Ellie: I'm the author, remember? (disappears)
Purple: I'll get her for stealing my doughnuts...
Zim: A doughnut?
Tenn: What's going on here? Who was the blonde girl? Where are we?
Random voice: You are the TALLEST FOR THE DAY Invader Tenn!
Tenn: Seriously? Well, well...
Red: If it weren't for me Tenn, Zim or Dib would've-
Tenn: I ORDER PURPLE AND RED TO BE PUT IN PRISON!
Purple and Red: Huh?
Tenn: You guys sent me malfunctioning SIR-units and got me captured and tortured by the Meekrob! I flipping work my ass off for the Empire, and you don't even try to appreciate what I do! You just leave me to rot on Meekrob!
Purple: But, we-
Tenn: No buts! And I want a full-scale invasion of Meekrob to begin immediately!
Random Meekrob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ellie: And we're back!
Pleakley: Right, um, here's a question and message from ZimLikesGaz
Dib...I heard people w big heads were smarterer than small headers. So...yeah. I'm awesome.
Dib: You could be right...thanks!
Pleakley:
Hey, Prof. Membrane, say aliens DID exist. What would you do?
Membrane: You mean as in hypothetically? Oh, I would do capture and torture them with many horrible tests on them and dissect some of them to get an idea of how their bodies work! I would also like to see what colour blood they have, how long they live without air, their reaction to EXTREME pain and how removing some of their organs effect them!
All Aliens: O.O
Ellie: Um... ok...
Pleakley: Heh, heh... (clears throat) here's a question from randomperson
HELLO! mkay, prof.? HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE! look to your right *he looks, and sees lots of irken characters* HOW!
Membrane: Ha, ha, poor insane randomperson, Irkens are just Boy Scouts
Zim: Yes, insane... we are not aliens and we wish not to be tortured... heh...
Pleakley: Um... here's two questions from gery900
Professor, How can you not believe in aliens when there's no evidence that there is none?
Membrane: There is no logical evidence to prove them
Skoodge: (dressed as an ice cream man) Totally... heh heh ^^"
Pleakley:
Why don't you spend more time with your son and daughter in real flesh and blood, and the family night thing doesn't count, you just go out to eat.
Membrane: The world needs me to create new inventions and improve everyone's life! And Gaz and Dib love family night
Gaz: Depends...
Pleakley: There's a message to you, Dib from sd h djh f dk g
For dib
Splash water on zim in class to expose him (water burns irkens)
Zim: NO ONE WILL BELIEVE HIM, FOR I AM THE ALMIGHTY ZIIIIIIIIM!
Dib: My class is very stupid... and they didn't notice when the meat burned Zim when Tak first came, so...
Pleakley:
and I did a copy paste test and your head is normal, your body is thinner and, by comparison, makes your head seem bigger. And you look epic in the intro, the only person I like more than you is gir (so cute)
Dib: A fan! And, see, everyone? My head isn't big, I'm just skinny!
Pleakley: Yeah, yeah... (coughs) big head... ANYWAY, here's something from RIPMelindaGordon
Q: Why won't you ever believe Dib? He's telling the truth ya know...Just don't hurt Zim, he's EPIC! (And cute in his own insane way! *fangirl giggle*)
Membrane: Oh, don't be silly. Dib is just being insane, that's all. It'll pass, and so will your insanity
Pleakley: Next is a question frominvader kit
JUSTIN DWEEBER SUCKS
MEMBRANE!
your laugh is creepy...do you have mental issues?
Membrane: No, you must be confused with me and my son; he is the one with mental issues
Dib: DAD!
Membrane: Don't worry, son, one day you'll gain back your sanity
Gaz: I hate my family...
(Red randomly appears in disguise)
Red: HA HA! I escaped jail!
Everyone: O_o
Ellie: Someone remind me to tell Tenn that Red escaped... anyway, let's ask Membrane what music he likes while I still remember to do that
Membrane: MUSIC? Music is not SCIENTIFIC!
Dib: My dad doesn't like music...
Ellie: (checks email) Hey! We're done!
Pleakley: So, this is the end, then...
Ellie: Seems like it
Red: Um... so... who's episode is next?
Ellie: Not yours (a 1997 Ford Escort falls on top of Red's head)
Pleakley: Have you run out of big instruments to drop on Red?
Ellie: Nope, but why would I just keep it to big instruments? Let's have some variety, here. Anyway, the next character to be asked questions is: (drum roll) Skoodge!
Skoodge: Really? You mean it? I get my chapter already? THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Zim: SKOODGE? What about ME? I AM ZIIIIIIM!
Ellie: Oh, go out and buy some patience if you don't have any of it naturally. Sheesh...
Pleakley: Buy patience?
Ellie: You should be able to if you ask me... seriously...
Zim: But, I do not WANT this PATIENCE! I want to know when I can prove I am far more superior than anyone else!
Ellie: How about this: you will have your episode when you'll have it
Zim: THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! TELL MEEEEE!
Ellie: See you guys next time!
Zim: TELL MEEEEEEEE!
Author – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Host – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Assistant – Pleakley
Guest – Professor Membrane
A/N: Skoodge is next, so ask away. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Invader Zim insanity on top?