Ellie: Welcome everyone, to another episode of The Invader Zim Questionnaire of Doom!
Pleakley: And it's Skoodge's episode!
Skoodge: Hey everybody!
Audience: ...
Ellie: (claps)
Pleakley: You're a Skoodge fan?
Ellie: No, I'm just trying to keep Skoodge from feeling unloved and then leaving the show before we get through all the questions
Skoodge: Don't worry about me! I'm doing this for my fans, so I don't mind!
Ellie: Fans... okay... so, let's start
Pleakley: Here's a few questions are from Invader Elze
QUESTION FOR SCOODGE! ! !
-Why are you so fat?
Skoodge: I'm not fat! I just like eating...
Red: So does me and Purple, but we're not fat
Skoodge: Well, height does make a difference with how fat you look!
Red: Zim's shorter than you, and he's not fat, so...
Skoodge: It's a touchy subject that I'd rather not discuss...
Pleakley:
-Zim's cooler
Zim: What is this 'cooler' you humans always speak of?
Ellie: Invader Elze means you're better than Skoodge
Zim: Oh, I see. AND INVADER ELZE IS RIGHT! I AM FAR MORE 'COOLER' THAN INVADER SKOODGE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Skoodge: But I conquered Blorch... isn't that 'cool'?
Red: Well, Purple made some other guy the conqueror of Blorch after we shot you out of the ship and almost killed you. So, you're not the conqueror anymore
Skoodge: But... I... :(
Pleakley:
-In most episodes, you don't have a Pak
-I hope it was stolen so you will die.
Skoodge: Oh, yeah... my PAK. Um, it's got a problem with staying on my back. It sort of falls off every now and then. I usually realize that my PAK has fell off when I start forgetting my name... heh heh
Ellie: Poor Skoodge
Pleakley:
-You suck... really bad
GO ZIM
Skoodge: Oh... so I don't got fans?
Ellie: I'm sure you do, every IZ character has at least one fan. I mean you all were created by Jhonen Vasquez, so yeah...
Pleakley: Next we have invadercat
OMG a battle with me vs red! CCCOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
LETS SEE...
me, devi, tek (not tak), dot, destiny, claw, julia, mary, sam, grace, *tries to remember all irkens in her group* jay, mike,
face it, your going to DIE! XD
Red: Over my dead body! Wait...
Ellie: Fail, Red, fail...
Pleakley:
anyway...
skoodge, the tallest are mean, they tried to kill you, do you still like them ? (puppy eyes)
Skoodge: I have to like the Tallest! They're my leaders and are doing so much to help make our Empire more powerful!
Ellie: At least he's loyal...
Pleakley:
hehe i love being me *sings this over and over to annoy red*
Red: SHUT UP! Once I'm back to being the Tallest, you'll wish you never decided to pick a fight with ME!
Pleakley: These fights between invadercat and Red are strangely amusing... anyway, we have three questions from Ebony3111
Skoodge, huh?...Never heard of you.
Ellie: Skoodge is that short guy in The Nightmare Begins, who get's sent to that planet with Rat People, and he's also in Battle of the Planets and Hobo 13
Pleakley:
BUT I will ask questions anyway, because I'm a dedicated fan!
1) What kind of snacks do you like?
Skoodge: Oh, I like doughnuts, crisps, nachos...
(An hour later)
Skoodge: ...and that's just about it...
Ellie: I think you just listed every snack in existence...
Skoodge: Really? Oh, my bad...
Red: And they say I like snacks...
Pleakley:
2) Do you have a sir unit? (If yes)What's it's name?
Skoodge: Oh, yes, as a proper Invader, I do have a SIR-unit! I just call it SIR
Pleakley:
3) RANDOM Q! How many jelly beans would it take to power a jelly-bean powered ship from Meekrob to Vort?
Skoodge: Oh, that's a hard one... mmmm... I think about 5 tonnes of jelly beans
Ellie: Where would you get 5 tonnes of jelly beans?
Tak: In Skoodge's fridge...
Skoodge: Hey!
Pleakley: Here're some questions from Zim'sMostLoyalServant
Ah, so this is what you've been working on when not working on "Sherlock Zim". Glad I found this - it's funny.
Ellie: Yay! Someone who's read my Sherlock Zim and this Questionnaire! :D
Pleakley:
So, questions for Skoodge:
1) How did you survive being shot out of a cannon in "Battle of the Planets"?
Skoodge: Well, I think there was a bit of luck involved. And I landed on a Savage Rat person when I smashed into Blorch. It helped make me fall less deadly
Ellie: How can one Savage Rat person break your fall your fall so well that you survived?
Skoodge: (shrugs) I don't know
Pleakley:
2) And, related to that, how did you survive being dragged off by the Hogulus (or whatever it's called) in "Hobo 13"?
Skoodge: He chased me to the side of the canyon. He jumped for me, but missed and hit his head on the 'wall' of the canyon and knocked himself out. That's when I ran away
Red: Basically, Skoodge is like Zim: both of them are short and refuse to die
Pleakley:
3) What's your opinion of Zim? Do you still consider him a friend even though he's always a total jerk to you?
Skoodge: I think in the end both of us are pretty alone, so we're friends for that reason
Zim: Hmph, ZIM NEEDS NO FRIENDS!
Pleakley:
That's all for now, I'll have more questions when it's Zim's turn.
Zim'sMostLoyalServant signing off.
Zim: Everyone loves the amazing ZIM! Why can't I have my turn now?
Ellie: Because I say so. And I also say that I think it's time for a break, so see you guys!
Pleakley: Wait! There's one more thing Zim'sMostLoyalServant said:
P.S. Dib, I don't care what that one reviewer said - your head IS big.
Dib: MY. HEAD. IS. NOT. BIG!
Robo-mum: WHEEL-ARROW-THING SPINNING! (spins arrow)
(Arrow passes Dib and then stops at... Lard Nar!)
Lard Nar: Wow... me? YES!
Dib: Lard Nar! You hate Irkens so you can go destroy the Irken Empire now!
Lard Nar: If I destroy the Irken Empire, then I won't be the ruler of it anymore, now will I?
Dib: Well, um...
Lard Nar: I want Vort to no longer be under control of the Irken Empire, and I ban all Irkens from ever coming near the planet! It will be given back to the Vortians for them to rule
Random Irkens: Yes, Tallest Lard Nar! (walks away)
Lard Nar: Now, Red and Purple will serve the Vortians as slaves till my reign as Tallest is over, and they are not allowed to come anywhere near a teleporting machine
Red: Hey! That's not fair!
Purple: (zapps out from prison and is in the room now) I'm out of jail! WEHOO! (Random Irkens chain him and Red up and take them away) What? HEY!
Lard Nar: I want 5 billion monies to be given to the Vortian race!
Tenn: You can't do that!
Lard Nar: And send her back to the Meekrob prisons
Tenn: NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THE MEEKROB! (is teleported to the prison cell she was in when she was captured by the Meekrob)
Lard Nar: And I want one of Purple's doughnuts. Let's see how good they really taste (someone throws a doughnut at him and he takes a bite) THIS IS AMAZING! Give one to each of the members of the Resisty. And all my fans, of course
Ellie: GIMME! (catches doughnut) MUHAHAHA! (runs away)
Dib: When are you going to destroy the Irken race?
Lard Nar: You know what? I'm not going to destroy them
Everyone: Huh?
Lard Nar: Without the Irken Empire, there can't be a 'Be the Tallest for a Day' show, because the Tallest rules the Empire. And Zim hasn't been the Tallest yet, so all his fans will hate me if I stop his rule
Dib: BUT HE'LL DESTROY EVERYTHING!
Lard Nar: Well he'll do that in the long run, anyway
Dib: THEN DESTROY HIM!
Lard Nar: Then Zim fans will really hate me. In fact, all the fans in the show will hate me because, without Zim, there can't be the show Invader Zim. He's the main character
Zim: HA HA! YOU CANNOT STOP ME, DIB!
Dib: ARGH! (walks away in a huff)
Lard Nar: Sheesh, humans are moody
Ellie: That was the best doughnut I have ever tasted in my whole life...
Pleakley: I want a doughnut...
Ellie: You have to become a Lard Nar fan, then
Pleakley: Ok (waves Lard Nar flag) I'm a Lard Nar fan! (random Irken comes on stage and gives Pleakley a doughnut) Yay!
Skoodge: So, what other questions are there?
Pleakley: joy2theworlddannyphantom has a question
To Skoodge~
Kill someone u dont like (Not Zim) and scream "Im an alien!" to Prof membrain if u dont answer this.
Why dont u just drink a growing formula if ur race is so advanced
~Joy Angel Of Darkness
Yah, I has black wiiiiiiiiingzzz
Ellie: I want wings! :/
Skoodge: Oh, I can't make myself taller! That's illegal! I'd be called a Defective and get shut down!
Pleakley: Here's a message to Lard Nar from Invader Elze
I ran out of reviews! also, lard nar, I just thought of an AWESOME name instead of the resisty! The Galactic Shadow-dwellers of impending doom. :P
Lard Nar: I kinda like that...
Ellie: Lard Nar! You're here! I thought you went off to do Tallest-stuff!
Lard Nar: The Tallest don't really do anything, so I decided I might as well hang around here
Ellie: YAY! And are you going to change the name of the Resisty now?
Lard Nar: Well, I'm almost done freeing all the planets that the members of the Resisty come from, so there won't be any need for the Resisty, unless there're new invasions. So, I'll leave it as it is for now. If we get invaded again, we might change our name the Galactic Shadow-Dwellers of impending Doom
Ellie: Can we just nickname you Shadow-Dwellers, if your name changes?
Lard Nar: Sure
Pleakley: Next, we've got some questions from The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim
Skoodge:
1) How many planets have you conquered?
Skoodge: So far, only one: Blorch. I wasn't in Operation Impending Doom 1. You killed all the invaders in that one, so yeah
Pleakley:
2) How did you manage to take over Blorch?
Skoodge: Oh, it was pretty easy. Savage Rat people aren't very clever ya know, so I just fed them all cheese and slowly tamed them all so they started to worship me
Pleakley:
3) You should have your own fridge, so that way, you wont steal food items from me, now that you have moved in...
Skoodge: (nervous) Steal food? What gave you that idea? Heh heh...
Pleakley:
4) What happened to my cupcakes? DONT LIE. IM ONTO YOUUUU!
Skoodge: Um... GIR got to them!
Zim: YOU LIER!
GIR: Cupcakes. Mmmmmmmm
Skoodge: SEE? GIR likes cupcakes!
Zim: Yes, but he was with me on a mission when they disappeared! It's YOU who stole them! YOU!
Skoodge: Heh heh...
Pleakley:
And YOU! ELLIE HUMAN! DO MEEEE! DO ME! OR SUFFER THE RATH OF ZIIIMMM! That is all. Have an excellent day.
Ellie: Let's see... (takes out book that says 'Invader Zim Questionnaire of Doom episodes') Yes, I'm doing you. Just not yet... ;)
Pleakley: GazmRules has something to say to Skoodge
skoodge, this is all i have to say to you: YOU'RE BORING! and why do have so many stains on your shirt *cough*-dress-*cough*.
Skoodge: It's not a dress! And I have butter fingers when it comes to food
Ellie: It's a dress. You don't even where underwear underneath it, let alone trousers
Skoodge: Underwear? What's that?
Dib: Irkens... don't... wear... underwear? WHAT KIND OF ALIEN RACE ARE THEY?
Ellie: In Hobo 13 you see that Skoodge doesn't wear any, when he falls into the canyon. And, no, I wasn't looking there intentionally, but he's so fat that he took up most of the space on the screen!
Skoodge: Hey!
Ellie: Sorry, pal, I don't want to be mean but seriously...
Skoodge: Fine, I'll wear trousers from now on! (walks away then comes back with black trousers on him)
Ellie: ...you're still not wearing underwear, are you?
Skoodge: Do I have to?
Ellie: No, no, just... (clears throat) carry on, Pleakley
Pleakley: Um... I don't really wear trousers or underwear either...
Ellie: You have three legs, that's a different story
Pleakley: Ok, um, so, anyway, we've got a review from Invader Jane
um... so, i just want to say, that scoodge can get sucked out the airvent for all i care, though one of my friends, thinks your cooler than Red and Purple, COMBINED! so, how did you escape from that thing on Hobo13?
Skoodge: I think we've answered that one...
Ellie: Yep, we have
Pleakley:
and zim, sorry about having you die, but unless i had you die of old age at the end, all the dib fans wouldve come and sicked ninjas or attack dogs on me or something! oh, and so that dosnt happen, i will soon write a story, ware dib catches zim! then looses his sanity...
Zim: FORGET THE DIB FANS! AND HOW CAN THE DIB-HUMAN CAPTURE ME? HOW?
Dib: Shut up, you bipedal bug
Zim: SILENCE!
Pleakley: Moving on, RoboticMasterMind's up next
1)(grins evilly and coughs)Um skoodge why is your uniform so dirty huh, huh?
Skoodge: I'm a clumsy eater! I can't help it!
Pleakley:
2) And I would have seriously stopped respecting the tallest and came back to kick their asses, after being shot from that cannon (Muahahahahaha)
Skoodge: Well, they did offer me a promotion afterwards...
Pleakley: By sending you to Hobo 13, where you almost died
Skoodge: How did you know I-
Pleakley: I did some research remember?
3) Dib what do you think of skoodge and is that your head it's the size of texas! OwO"
Dib: It's not the size of Texas!
Pleakley: Yeah, I think it's more the size of Asia
Dib: Hey!
Pleakley: Sorry. Here's some questions from Sienna1997
Hi, Um... I have a few questions for Skoodge...
1) Why do you do everything Zim says? I know he's your friend and everything but why?
Skoodge: Well, I know he'd listen to me too, so I do what he tells me. He's a great pal!
Zim: ...
Dib: You're kidding, right?
Pleakley:
2) I don't mean to be rude or anything, but why does your uniform look dirty? Do you not wash it or something?
Skoodge: The dirt's really just stains. It's not like I don't wash my clothes, but the stains are so hard to get rid of...
Pleakley:
3) Again, don't mean to be rude, but is something wrong with your PAK? It disappears sometimes. 0_o
Skoodge: My PAK is a problem at times...
Pleakley:
4) Why aren't you appreciated that much? I know you're short and all, but that really shouldn't matter. I know what the Tallest are going to say but give him a break!
That's all for now!
Skoodge: People do appreciate me, but the Tallest do come first, so I think everyone's too busy with those higher than me to show their gratitude to me
Everyone: ...
Pleakley: Next we've got invader kit
HAI!
SKOOGE! ya i spelled your name wrong...whatever.
ANYWHO!
my friend nicknamed you chunk. She's mean. :(
your cute. heehee.
how did you take over blorch?
BAI PEEPS!
heheh purples a hippie...
Skoodge: I think we've answered that question
Pleakley: Um... we have message for Gaz from Iggins
Im back Gaz, and i am STILL better then you *** son of an *** cause im EPIC and your a *** suckin *** you little tickle-me-emo! I hope you burn and die in *** you game-addicted ***! AND I erased all your ***-*** game data on ALL your games and then I gave them to GIR and told him they were fancy tacos! AND I moved so you'll never find me! Mwahahahahahahaha
Gaz: To begin with: I'm a daughter of an ***, not son of an ***, idiot. Soundly, you dared erase my data and feed my games to GIR?
GIR: Those tacos tasted good :D
Gaz: I will get revenge. And do you know how I'll do it? You will have your episode at some point, then you have NOWHERE to hide from me. I WILL get you then, and I shall get my revenge on your ugly, disgusting, game-killing self. BE WARNED! I SHALL FIND YOU IN YOUR EPISODE! I PROMISE YOU!
Ellie: Oh no. This may get a bit gory...
Pleakley: Ok, well, we've got Tash375 asking a question
Hey Skoodge! I'm a big fan of you and would you mind telling me what you do in your spare time? I've always pictured you writing opera songs or desiging makeup.
Skoodge: Make up?
Ellie: XD
Skoodge: I don't really have many hobbies. But you're right on the first one, I do like writing Opera songs. I also like cooking, I was thinking about getting a job in that area of work, but being an invader pays better
Ellie: So, I'm guessing you like Opera more than other genres of music?
Skoodge: Yeah
Ellie: Ok, then! That means we're done here! Next on the list is: Sizz-Lorr!
Zim: What? You're bringing Sizz-Lorr here?
Ellie: Yep. And you have one and a half weeks to ask him questions; school's just started for me, so I can't make an episode in one week. So, see you guys!
Author – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Host – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Assistant – Pleakley
Guest – Skoodge
A/N: Sizz-Lorr's next. Ya know, that big Irken in 'The Frycook what came from all that space'? Yeah, that guy. Please ask a question :)