This is half of chapter 3, the rest would be done next month. It's not abandoned~ don't worry…

Well... just be patient Minna-sama~

All this time I always think of myself as less eccentric and insane compared to my friends. I didn't invent Komurins, swinging Mugen around every time people gets on my nerve, prank people when I bored, eating food that ten times my sizes or anything along the line of extraordinary.

That was my opinion about myself till last night, what the hell happened last night? Was something wrong with me?

No…

Am I insane?

No, at least not in my opinion and I hope it's not 'not yet'

The only thing that made last night right was fact I was in love with certain white haired exorcist named Allen Walker. Younger boy who entered the Black Order since last year, it was only one year yet in felt like years. He was someone I felt so familiar with and unknown in the same time, sometimes I can read him like an open book and the other time I don't know what's going on his mind.

He was an enigma for everyone who know him…

Despite how much question mark about Allen Walker that make almost every single soul in Black Order curious, yes…everyone were having question hanging on their head about him. Among those who were curious about him off course Lavi and Bookman would be in the first place of the list, and somewhere on the list Kanda Yuu wasn't excluded.

The first time you saw the boy you would wonder what happened to his hair and how he got such weird shaped scar, some people think it was a tattoo. He was born with innocence, no exorcist on Bookman's record has innocence since he was born so he was a special case, his connection with the 14th, his fate as destroyer of time, all mystery surrounded him including bottomless stomach of his. Actually the last mystery is the most popular one much to my disbelief. How he can eat foods ten times his size without gaining more weight?

Man… how jealous I was in that aspect at him.

Never mind that since I had something bigger to concern of, it was about the door before me. The door that belonged to the only female general of Black Order, the only exorcist with monkey as her innocence. The door of General Claud Nyne.

"Open…no…yes…no?" I muttered to myself.

Either yes or no to open the door was more than its looks, call me crazy but no I am not, not yet… in my mind running away from this door and stay away from it forever means keeping my sanity intact as well as my purity. Open the door means the door of insanity would be opened, say goodbye to sweet little sister of Komui Lee who always be a good little girl and say hello to world of adult and love!

"It's now and never!" I stated as gulping nervously, my hand already itching to knock for thirty minutes now. "It's sane or insane…pure or love…" I said as gulping nervously, I can feel heat rose in my cheek for the last part. My trembling hand rose ready to knock and began the new world… or maybe not…

"Well… I can always return later right?" I told to myself as voice in the back of my head muttering 'coward'.

"Why return later… if you can now?" A seductive voice said in my ear, sending chilling sensation to my whole body. I confused of where was she came from, but then I reminded myself of how stupid that question was, since the room in front of me was hers.

"Uhm…" I still can't gather courage to turn around and face my general so I froze in my track, "Since when you were there, General Claud?" I asked lamely.

I can hear her chuckling softly in my ears muttering 'my…my…my…' softly, "Since you were pondering…about 'now or never' about knocking my door." She replied casually, "Oho…there is no need to blush that red Lenalee, you are so amusing to watch." She commented. "Next to Cross got knocked out cold because of alcohol overdose… "She added lamely.

I laughed nervously sweating cold sweat all over my face, I felt like I was going to die of embarrassment! Ah!!! If I was going to die then so be it, so turn around Lenalee Lee, good… and look at your mentor's face. "Hello General Klaud… I was wondering if…" I never finished the sentence as she opened her room and dragged me in, her face if anything was smug.

"You are wondering if I can help you with little problem that involved certain white haired musician? Then don't worry my dear… I will not let you wandering-around to look for somebody else's advise…" She said with smug smile on her face which somewhat reminds me of our nemesis.

"I guess?" I replied timidly.

"Oho ho ho…" She laughed like witch, no offence here but she did laugh like one. Was she a bit weird today?

Then my eyes widened in realization, General Claud was a bit eccentric but the sanest one among our generals and yes… believe it or not Allen Walker is not completely wrong to think all of our generals were insane or just a bit or already in the path to insanity. But then again we had no right to judge since almost all exorcists have issues especially Allen Walker and Kanda Yuu. Back to topic what was wrong with General Klaud, her face was red and she didn't look straight and didn't she commented about watching General Cross knocked out cold because of alcohol was amusing? They were drinking together again! And for once General Claud was drunk too!

"Well… where we should start this Lenalee-chan~" She said in melodious way, yeah…melody of my doom.

BLAM…

Complete with epic sound of closed door.

"Oh…let's start from where we left yesterday~" General Claud said as dragging me to sit near her couch, and as I sat on velvety coach I knew I was…doomed…

Research Department

"Help!!!" Komui screamed as burst through the door in panic as the result the expensive mahogany door had extra decoration, which was a hole of Komui's silhouette.

Reever wearily rose in the middle of high pile of books and paperwork, Johnny followed afterward. "What is it now Komui? We are… stress, tired, sleepy, dying… and you scream help?! We are the one who suppose to scream help to certain chief that neglected his paperwork for the whole year!!!" Reever screamed in response, he had black ring around his eyes and looked haven't taking bath for at least days.

"I really need help! Catch those mosquitoes!!! Or they will bite you!!!" Komui whined as shook his second in command back and forth. "Please!!!"

Out of anger plus frustration Reever hit Komui's head as hard as he could and almost pummeled him to the ground if Johnny and another staff didn't hold him, "Another failure in your experiment?! We are so…in need of that in the time like this! Yeah, just kill us Komui!!!"

"Yeah!" Another frustrated staff chimed in, and almost all exhausted staff somehow found strength left on them to curse their chief, the said man off course sat in the corner as crying his eyes out.

Johnny sighed, "Sorry to interrupt you guys but… don't you think we should be concerned of what those mosquitoes would do? Especially… as in history of damage caused by our chief's invention is always…" Johny never had a chance to finish as all of their staff pinned Komui down to the floor and began their interrogation, on their genius mind this formula appeared again and again.

Komui's invention failed = destruction of our facilities = money plus extra paperwork = their DEATH

"What are those damn mosquitoes do Komui-san?!" A blonde haired researched asked as shook his chief back and forth.

"Ask his question in three second or I swear Komui… you will never live long enough to see Lenalee's wedding day!" Reever yelled furiously.

"Please don't! Those cute insects of mine… I just modify their DNA a bit so they can suck and inject hormones! Kind of messing around with it a bit…" He explained as tears streaming down his face like twin waterfalls.

"Just…" Johnny repeated.

"Just…?" echoed another staff.

"JUST, YOU SAID?" Reever yelled, somehow his exhaustion was forgotten. Rage does weird things to people. " Do you know hormone is a very… very dangerous thing if you mess it up even a bit?! Hell! If you do it right you can make a Hercules or... sex maniac!!! You are crazy!!!" He stomped in frustration and suddenly he flinched at realization, "Komui…why you make those insects?"

"Err…for fun?" Komui answered as grinned nervously.

Johnny cocked an eyebrow, "Chief…you didn't expect us as your subordinate to buy such explanation for creating a colony of hormone manipulator insects just for fun right? We made our way of career till here not with empty brain you know?!" Johny said in annoyed tone as tapping his forehead to emphasize his point.

"Well…" He trailed off.

Reever narrowed his eyes, "Is it something about Lenalee?" Komui gulped at his sister's name. "Ho… I get the picture already…" He stated wryly.

"Me too…" Johny chimed in as adjusted his glasses.

"So do I…" Muttered one of the scientists.

"We all do…" They said in chorus monotonously, and then they smiled at the sweating Komui. "YOU IDIOT!!! HOW DARE YOU INTENT TO MESS WITH NATURE!!!"

Yes, I have not finished this chap yet! But I don't want to leave you guys ;_;

Btw… stories that I updated from Inuyasha and Digimon or VK are what already 80% done since last year but this one stopped because… not writer block because this story planned already till the end. I am not abandoning any story!

Ps: if you think that mosquito will bite Lenalee or Allen and then they become naughty, sorry NOT gonna happen! That plot already over-used already!