Ellie: Welcome to another – rather late – episode of the Invader Zim Questionnaire of Doom!
Sizz-Lorr: (who's sitting on a couch instead of the normal chair since he's so... 'overweight') That's such an uncreative title...
Ellie: Shut up!
Pleakley: So, this is Sizz-Lorr's episode
Sizz-Lorr: Yes, it is... but, before we start, can anyone tell me where Zim is?
Ellie: Um... on holiday... in another Galaxy...
Dib: No he's not! He's hiding in the -
Ellie: Someone shut him up!
(A dark shadow towers over Dib and takes him away, Dib's screaming and kicking)
Pleakley: Who was that?
Ellie: I don't know... I'll save him later... let's just ask Sizz-Lorr some questions first...
Pleakley: Um, ok... well, let's begin with Toxicruby
Its Sizz-lorr right?
Anywai...
What up with the armor on your shoulders?
Sizz-Lorr: I think it adds some respect to my image. I am in charge of a restaurant on Foodcourtia, so I have to look... dignified
Pleakley:
How does it feel to run a place in Foodcourtia?
Sizz-Lorr: Great! I love cooking! It's my most important priority!
Pleakley: Next, there are some questions from RoboticMasterMind
1) Sizz-Lorr have you ever heard of sizzler on earth?
Sizz-Lorr: I don't really know much about Earth, but I did look up some of the food on the planet to get more... exotic tastes, so I know what it is
Ellie: I'm curious, how did you get out of the 20-year period of being stuck on Foodcourtia? It hasn't been 20 years and I haven't done anything author-like
Sizz-Lorr: (shrugs) I dunno...
Ellie: ...
Sizz-Lorr: ...
Everyone else: ...
Pleakley: Heh... moving on...
2)Why are you not a tallest, you're huge. Is it because your fat?
Sizz-Lorr: Me? Tallest? Ha! I'm not as tall as the Tallest
Ellie: Are you sure?
Sizz-Lorr: Yes
Ellie: I want to check... hey Lard Nar...
Lard Nar: Don't even THINK of making me free either one of the Tallest! My rule is not over yet!
Ellie: Oh, come on, Lard Nar. If you refuse, I'll just randomly teleport them here anyway
Lard Nar: No! This is my one chance to control them!
Ellie: Too bad, guess I'll just use my author powers...
Lard Nar: NO!
(Purple appears)
Pleakley: Since when can authors do all these things?
Ellie: Since fans started to make disgusting, OCC stories. If they can do that, then I should be able to teleport random characters here. It's just fair
Purple: What the – hey! I'm free!
Tak: I thought you liked Red more than Purple. Your FanFiction profile page says so
Purple: She likes Red more than me?
Ellie: Purple's got purple eyes and so does Sizz-Lorr and I wanted them to match in some way. In fact, you have purple eyes too
Tak: Your brain works in weird ways...
Ellie: Yes, it does...
Pleakley: Ok, Sizz-Lorr, we need you to stand up and stand next to Purple back-to-back
Sizz-Lorr: Alright... (does what Pleakley told him to do)
Pleakley: Now, stop hovering, Purple
Purple: Huh? No!
Pleakley: Do it!
Purple: No!
Pleakley: Do it!
Purple: No!
Ellie: This sounds like Kevin McDonald is having a fight with himself xD
Pleakley: Purple, please do it
Purple: No!
(Purple stops hovering and his armour-uniform-thingy turns into a hula skirt and so does Pleakley's Federation uniform)
Everyone: (turns their head to Ellie, who's to blame for the clothes)
Ellie: (having a fangirl moment) They look so alike! ^^
Purple: Not funny...
Ellie: Ok, ok, I'll give you a shirt...
(Purple gets a Hawaii t-shirt and some shorts, as well as Pleakley)
Ellie: Now let's measure you and Sizz-Lorr...
(Purple is just about two inches taller than Sizz-Lorr)
Pleakley: That's very close...
Ellie: I'd expect you to be someone higher in status than a Frycook, Sizz-Lorr
Sizz-Lorr: Cooking is my dream!
Purple: Some Irkens are just not fit to handle being the Tallest
Ellie: Oh, please. You're rubbish at being the Tallest!
Purple: Hey!
Ellie: Don't worry, I'm still a fan (waves flag with a picture of Purple on it)
Pleakley: Right, I think it's time to move on the next question:
3)How come you work on foodcourtia instead of doing "normal" Irken things, were you banished like Zim?
Sizz-Lorr: (who's back in the couch) Banished? No! I just like food
Pleakley:
4)Why in the world are you sooooo big!
Sizz-Lorr: I'm big-boned
Tak: Yeah right...
Pleakley: The next bunch of questions are from: Ebony3111
Umm... can't say I've seen you... but I've heard of you... kinda.
1) What is your IQ? Estimate if you don't know. And Ellie, keep it fair, okay?
Sizz-Lorr: My IQ? Hmmmm... I think it was 3,043
Ellie: YOU LIAR!
Sizz-Lorr: Ohhhh, you mean the human IQ! I'm not too sure, but I think it would be somewhere in the 110s
Ellie: That sounds more reasonable... but considering you have a PAK, that's pretty low...
Sizz-Lorr: I own a restaurant, not a scientific facility
Ellie: True, true
Pleakley:
2) Where were you born?
Sizz-Lorr: I was born on Irk, were most Irkens are. The biggest smeet-making-machine-thing is there
Ellie: I would have loved to see you as a smeet! ^^
Pleakley:
3) RANDOM Q! How do you feel about the Irken economy?
Sizz-Lorr: (shrugs) It's not too bad... we're going through a good time in the Empire right now...
Pleakley: Zim'sMostLoyalServant's got some questions
Hmm, Sizz-Lorr, huh? Well, I guess I can think of some questions for him:
1) Do you by any chance have the title "Widest" or some variant? Because you're definitely the fattest Irken I've ever seen, and if the tallest Irkens get a title, then the Irken who is the most of something else should get a title too.
Ellie: I never thought of that...
Sizz-Lorr: You're right about that. We have 'Shortest', 'Dumbest', 'Ugliest' and lots more. I used to be called the Widest, but this a**hole who owns a restaurant just opposite mine took my title away from me! I hate him so much...
Pleakley:
2) Why did you treat Zim so bad even before he escaped and you got the whole revenge gimick? I know he was working for you as punishment, but even so, you seemed a little harsh in those flashbacks.
That's all I got.
Zim'sMostLoyalServant signing off.
Sizz-Lorr: It's fun to torture people, and the fact that the Tallest banished him meant that they didn't really care if I gave him all the bad jobs. Plus, he's annoying
Pleakley: We've got a message and question from invadercat
Ellie: Wait a sec. Someone call Red!
(a large screen comes down from the ceiling and you see Red's face on it looking miserable with some type of Vortian food covering it)
Red: What is it? And why's Purple there? How about me!
Pleakley: Forget about Purple. We've got a message from invadercat:
you can't control me red! my leader is lard nar.
and...im half cat idiot, I could claw your freaken head off if I wanted to. try to beat that. (sings red is a loser over and over and skips in a circle around him)
Red: I WILL MAKE YOU PAY! JUST WAIT TILL I GET OFF THIS PLANET! YOU'LL BE SORRY! YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR - (gets cut off when some other type of Vortian food smashes into his head)
Vortian voices in the background: (sarcastic) Hey, Red! You've got something on your face! You should stop being such a messy eater!
Red: (looks really pissed)
Pleakley:
sizz-lorr: where did you get that weapon thing? I want one
Sizz-Lorr: On Weaponnia. It's a cool planet full of weapons. You should check it out
Pleakley:
(homicidal look at red) lol I like and think these battles are fun but in the end I will win (blows up and disappears and you guys hear evil laughing)
Red: Would someone remind me to kill invadercat? Please? (you hear laughing in the background and some voices mocking Red) ...I've gotta go...
Ellie: Right! Time for a break!
Purple: That was a bit random...
Ellie: Yeah... it was...
Robo-mum: LET'S. SPIN. THAT. ARROW!
(arrow spins, passes Dib, then slows down to stop at... Larb!)
Lard Nar: No... NO!
(Larb appears)
Lard Nar: LARB IS THE TALLEST FOR THE DAY?
Larb: Me? Really? Cool
Lard Nar: I HATE YOUUUUUU! (tackles Larb and starts beating him up) YOU. DARE. TAKE. OVER. VORT? YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU EVIL LITTLE IRKEN! I WAS GETTING A RAISE AND EVERYTHING THEN YOU COME ALONG!
Larb: OUCH! Stop hitting me!
Lard Nar: AND NOW YOU'RE THE TALLEST! CAN'T THE VICTIMS OF OPERATION IMPENDING DOOM TWO AT LEAST GET TWO WEEKS OF PEACE? WHY COULND'T THE NEW TALLEST BE SHLOONKTAPOOXIS OR SPLEENK?
Larb: Guards! Arrest him!
Irken Guards: Yes, Tallest Larb (takes away Lard Nar, who's still having a fit)
Larb: Ok... phew... I declare that Vort will be conquered again, along with the other planets that were freed. Also, Red and Purple will no longer work for the Vortians. And could you guys bring me some bandages and ice? Lard Nar can really punch for a Vortian...
Ellie: This show's getting violent...
Pleakley: Yes, it is...
(Red randomly appears)
Red: Oh yeah! I'm free! Who's the Tallest!
Ellie: Larb is
Red: I mean the proper Tallest, like, me
Ellie: Oh, I thought you meant who freed... oh, forget it. Let's ask Sizz-Lorr some more questions...
Pleakley: Invader Elze has some questions and a message but we need to bring Zim in...
Ellie: Put him on the transmission
(Zim comes onto the screen. In the background you can see a lime green monkey dancing to a Lady Gaga song)
Sizz-Lorr: ZIM! THERE YOU ARE!
Zim: SIZZ-LORR! How did you find me?
Sizz-Lorr: Well, I didn't really find you, you're just on the transmission. I don't know where you actually are
Zim: Oh...
Pleakley: Now, listen up, you two. Invader Elze's got some stuff to ask and say...
SCREW YOU TO *** SIZZ-LOR! ! ! ! !
Sizz-Lorr: A hater, I'm guessing?
Zim: HA HA! YOU HAVE HATERS WHILE, I, THE AMAZING ZIM HAS NONE!
Tak: I hate you
Zim: You don't count!
Pleakley:
-You're fatter then scoodge!
Sizz-Lorr: Comes with the job, I'm guessing... and I'm big boned...
Pleakley:
-You're pretty tall, You could do better then a fricook.
Sizz-Lorr: I like cooking, okay?
Pleakley:
- JUST LET ZIM GO! ! ! ! !
Sizz-Lorr: 1. Zim ran away, so how can I 'let him go'? 2. It was my job to keep an eye on him, and I've pretty much failed that two times, so I'm hoping for a third-time lucky. Plus, someone has to wear that random suit...
Pleakley:
- Do you even have a pak? No one ever sees it.
Sizz-Lorr: I have a PAK, it's just bigger than most so it looks a bit like armour, but it's there
Pleakley:
- You kind of remind me of Scoodge.
Sizz-Lorr: If I'm right, you hate him too. Maybe that's one of the reasons
Ellie: How did you know Invader Elze didn't like Skoodge? You weren't even in the last episode
Sizz-Lorr: (shrugs)
Ellie: ...
Pleakley:
-Why do you have such an odd name?
Sizz-Lorr: It's not that weird for Irkens
Pleakley:
- who are you voiced by?
Ellie: He's voiced by... um... oh crap, I'm not sure... (checks internet on her laptop) he was voiced by Jim Wise
Pleakley:
- I hope you die! ! ! ! ! ! *stabs sizz-lor*
Sizz-Lorr: Why did Zim have to have his own show? Now I've got his fangirls trying to kill me!
Pleakley:
- what is your favorite song?
Sizz-Lorr: Favourite song? Um... that's a bit specific... I don't really have one I like in particular...
Ellie: We'll just ask him his favourite genre of music at the end, choosing a favourite song is a bit tricky; there's a lot of songs in this universe, ya know?
Pleakley:
-You really, truly suck eggs.
Sizz-Lorr: Oh, come on! I'm not that bad!
Pleakley: Now, Zim, prepare for a rant on how amazing you are:
Zim: Zim already knows he is amazing
Pleakley:
Zim... I AM ALWAYS RIGHT! ! ! ! ! *hands Zim the best nacho he will ever have, and punches Dib in his HUMONGOUS head* Zim, I would do ANYTHING for you... ANYTHING! Just say the word. and I would destroy the earth for you... you're amazing. Zim, It would mean Irk to me if you said I was your favourite fangirl... PLEASE! I would kill the whole human race just for you to say that. YOU ARE THE GREATEST MOST AMAZING, SMARTEST, HOTTEST PERSON IN THE GALEXY! ! ! ! I would rip apart my soul into tiny pieces just for you to like me. *hands an endless supply of the most yummy thing you have ever tasted*
Zim: Yes, yes, thank you for worshiping me, Zim is pleased, and thank you for the endless supply of yummy-things. But I will still destroy you DISGUSTING, FILTHY, PRIMITIVE HUMANS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! But you can be my slave: then I might not destroy you
Ellie: Wow, um... rip apart your own soul into tiny pieces... ouch...
Zim: It's is worth it to merely be in the presence of Zim! You, Ellie-human, are very lucky-
Ellie: Yeah, yeah, don't you have somewhere to go?
Zim: No
Ellie: Then... I guess you could stay here?
Zim: Yes
Ellie: Okay... that's fine with me...
Sizz-Lorr: Can someone tell me where Zim is?
Ellie: No
Sizz-Lorr: I'm not the bad guy, here! Zim has a job that he needs to-
Ellie: No
Sizz-Lorr: Ok, then, I'll march into the transmission control room and find out where he is that way!
Ellie: You can't do that
Sizz-Lorr: And who's going to stop me?
Ellie: The glue that I put on the couch while the break on was on
Sizz-Lorr: (tries to get up) What? Why did you-?
Ellie: I felt like it
Sizz-Lorr: Grrrrrrr...
Pleakley: Next, The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim
1)Sizzlorr... did Skoodge work for you once? Cause I think he takes after you in food stuff.
Sizz-Lorr: He used to work in my restaurant, like the way you used to work on Vort as a scientist. But Skoodge didn't stay that long
Skoodge: I went to the Academy just before you Zim! But I became an Invader later on when you killed all of the pervious Invaders!
Zim: Oh, I see
Pleakley:
2)Who named you Sizzlorr? Isnt that a kind of wierd name?
Sizz-Lorr: It's not a weird name!
Ellie: Nothing is actually 'normal' in Invader Zim, and that includes names
Pleakley:
3)Why do you need ME so bad? Cant someone who wont hurt you so badly take the job instead?
Sizz-Lorr: I was assigned by the Tallest to keep you captive. It's for the good of the Empire
Pleakley:
(straightens collar and sweats a bit.)
4)You wont take me back to Food courtia, will you?
Sizz-Lorr: Yes I will
Pleakley:
(after listening to answer)
I WILL RUN NOW! RUUUUNNN! BYE!(runs off stage)
Zim: TURN THE TRANSMISSION OFF! QUICKLY! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO FOODCOURTIA!
Ellie: Zim! Relax! He can't get you, he doesn't even know where you are!
Pleakley: And he's glued to he's seat... literally
Zim: Oh, yeah... I knew that!
Pleakley: Sureeeee you did. Anyway, xinvaderxrandomnessx has some questions and... I think we should bring Lard Nar in...
Ellie: No prob
(Lard Nar appears)
Lard Nar: Let me guess, a message?
Ellie: Yep
Pleakley: Here we go:
(I do not want this note to be anonymous! Can i come on the show? I hate sizzlorr so much!)
Ellie: Sorry, but coming on the show through a review can't happen; both haters and fangirls are very dangerous for the characters. But we'll do all the actions for you as long as it doesn't involve killing, since that can become a bit gory
Pleakley: So who'll do all the slapping or hugging or whatever?
Ellie: Um... how about you?
Pleakley: No way!
Ellie: Well, I'm not doing it... how about Freddy!
Pleakley: That guy from the first episode? From what you told me, he's in the dungeons being tortured.
Ellie: Yes, but I'm the author ;D
(Freddy appears)
Freddy: You again? What now?
Ellie: You're going to slap some people for us
Freddy: Oh, great, let's build up my popularity even more -_-"
Pleakley:
Me: I happen to HATE You sizzlorr! ellie, can i throw this jug of water on sizzlor?
Ellie: No, but Freddy will do it for you
Freddy: What?
Ellie: It's either this, or the dungeons. Your choice
Freddy: Urgh... okay... (throws jug at Sizz-Lorr)
Sizz-Lorr: OUCH! Hey!
Pleakley:
Sizzlorr, You're almost as tall as me and i'm an inch below my tallest.
Sizz-Lorr: You are? Well, good for you, you in-directly-jug-throwing little thing... that HURT
Pleakley:
Why are you so fat?
Sizz-Lorr: I like cooking, okay?
Pleakley:
you wearin a sumo suit or somethin?
Sizz-Lorr: No, what would make you think that?
Ellie: Oh, crap, I got the image in my head, now! It BURNSSSSS!
Pleakley:
Why does your name sound so much like scizzors?
Sizz-Lorr: It's Sizz-Lorr not Scizzors. If people pronounce it wrong then that's their fault, or maybe your ears are playing tricks on you...
Pleakley:
Red and Purple, i LOVE U GUYS! not like a fangirl or anything, heh, Fyi i do not support RaPR. If you dont know what it is by now, Do NOT ASK, just to protect your sanity.
Purple: I've got another fan!
Red: We've got another fan, genius. xinvaderxrandomnessx likes both of us
Purple: Well, I bet xinvaderxrandomnessx likes me more. Everyone does B)
Red: How do you know that xinvaderxrandmonessx likes you more? And people like me too
Purple: They only like you because of me
Ellie: I don't! I love Reddie! (gives Red a hug)
Purple: But I'm funny!
Ellie: I also love you, okay? Just, Red's my fave out of you two
Purple: Why?
Ellie: Just because he is, alright?
Pleakley: Anyway
Zim, i could care less about this, but watch a video called Tak- I Dont Really Like You.
Ellie: I've watched that video. I actually have been making AMVs for two years now and I'm starting to use Invader Zim, so, yeah, I've watched a lot of Invader Zim AMVs on Youtube ^^ I'm a Youtube geek...
Zim: I'll watch it after the show, I first want to finish watching Sizz-Lorr being hated
Pleakley:
Lard nar, U SUCK! Can i borrow ur ship? I wanna make sure you dont keep the tallest captive... did i say that out loud? who cares! you will NOT conquer the irkens as long as i'm a human! weird, i know, a human on the irken's side who likes dib too, but get over it!
Lard Nar: Oh, yay, a hater -_-" and, no, you can't borrow my ship
Pleakley:
Dib, Love ya, not like a fangirl, not as much my tallest. Ur head's not big and here you go! a documentary on the irken society. gir kinda barfed on it, so i dont know if it still works, but, who cares!
Ellie: Um... I'll give him the video when I save him from the dark figure...
Pleakley:
skoodge, ur wierd, no comment.
Skoodge: I'm not that weird!
Pleakley:
Later everyone! i hate you lard nar more than sizz-lorr and gaz combined! And considering i like dib, THAT'S ALOT A HATE! DONT CARE WHAT U AND THE RESISTY DO TO ME I WILL NEVER JOIN U! Bye!
Lard Nar: Why do you hate me? My planet was taken over and everything, I have a right to go against the Irkens! And, plus, it was Spleenk's idea...
Pleakley: THE FANGIRL OF TACOS has a message, for you, Ellie
NOOOOOOOESS HIS NAME ISSS BOB ,the tabel heady sevice drone persob, HES NAMED BOB BOB I SAY
KaIR ZaDR SaBR I LOVES THESE THINGS'
Ellie: Ohhhhh, you thought Freddy was Bob, did you? No, no, Freddy's a Service Drone I made up. I think Bob's quite an iconic character for those who hate the Tallest, so I'm giving him an episode of his own where people can actually ask him quesions
Freddy: Yeah, and Bob's fired now, since, ya know, he went against the Tallest's will and everything, so I couldn't have been him since I'm not fired
Pleakley: Invader Zak's next... listen up Lard Nar, most of it a message to you
I Have a comment for Lard Nar that I seriously want posted and a question for Sizz-lor. Lard-nar how dare you send Tenn back to the meekrob jail! You helped me rescue her and then you send her back! If you do a stunt like that again you will be killed by me and I don't care if you are my commander.
Lard Nar: Whoa, okay, I won't do it again! In fact, I'll get her back... Ellie?
Ellie: Alright...
(Tenn appears)
Tenn: What – hey, I'm not in prison anymore again!
Red: Tenn! You put us in prison!
Tenn: Yes, I did. How could you guys just leave me on Meekrob like that? Honestly...
Purple: But it wasn't us-
Tenn: Shut up! I'm not talking you anymore...
Pleakley:
anyway Sizz-lor why are you a food service drone if you are so tall?
Sizz-Lorr: I'm not really a Food Service Drone; I control the Food Service Drones, you see?
Ellie: I'd still expect you to be something higher in status than that...
Sizz-Lorr: Would people stop saying that?
Pleakley: Lastly, Pokemaniac92711's question to Sizz-Lorr, and a rather good question for GIR...
Sizz-Lor, where you made a fry-lord by the Tallest because they veiwed you as a threat due to your height? I mean, if they go bye-bye, you become Tallest!
Sizz-Lorr: Well, I don't think I'm that much of a threat...
Red: (nervous) Heh heh... yeah... he's no threat to us... (quieter) as long as he doesn't grow anymore...
Pleakley:
I have a question for GIR btw, Gir, what do you think fo Bloody Gir, what's the story behind it? The Invader Zim Wiki says it originated from a deleted scene in "GIR Goes Crazy And Stuff"
GIR: I was playin' with the ketchup ^^
Ellie: That's the cover story, but we know better than that ;)
Pleakley: I've done some bit of research with the Bloody GIR thing, apparently it has been confirmed by someone involved with Invader Zim. I also think that you're right about the 'deleted scene' thing. Also, it was Nickelodeon who refused to allow GIR to be covered in blood, and the produces decided to sneak the picture of him in since they already drew it and they were probably not happy with the way Nickelodeon turned down some of their ideas
Ellie: To finish this off: Sizz-Lorr! What's your favourite genre of music?
Sizz-Lorr: Well, I like... um... I don't know... Celine Dion?
–A/N: Don't ask me why I said Celine Dion, I don't really have an answer...-
Ellie: Okay... so, in the next episode, we have Gaz!
Gaz: What?
Ellie: And I'm so sorry this episode came out late, I'm going to have to stretch the upload time to 2 weeks, school is eating me alive... or should I say Skool? Nah, it's not cool enough for that name...
Pleakley: See you guys next week!
Ellie: And, don't worry, Dib fans! Character death is not allowed in the show – yet – so Dib isn't dead! ...yet...
Sizz-Lorr: How am I meant to get out of this seat? You glued me to it!
Ellie: Um... you do wear underwear, right? Or should I get the chainsaw?
A/N: So, Gaz is next... and that Celine Dion thing... well, my brain does work in weird ways...