iCarly Benson

by NihilisticAmbition313

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly

A/N: Seddie-love alert

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#2-"Sugar lips"

Freddie's view

Carly and I entered Ridgeway High scarfing down our glazed donuts from Dinky Donuts (The substitute to Mom's attempt at breakfast). We proceeded to our lockers, which were side by side (Just another example of how I can't get away from my twin).

"What up my peoples?" I heard someone say from behind me as I was opening my locker

I turned and saw my girlfriend Sam, who I have affectionately dubbed 'Princess', standing there.

"Hey beautiful." I greeted my girl

"Hey Sam."

Sam took notice of the Dinky Donuts bag in my hand.

"Where's mine?" she asked

"Where's your what?" I teased

"My donuts, dummy. Where's Momma's?"

"You gotta ask nicer than that." I said with a smirk

"Gimme!" Sam growled as she snatched the Dinky Donuts bag out of my hand

My Princess rummaged through the bag, and a smile came to her face.

"Boston Creme. Good man." Sam said as she happily took her donut out and began attacking it mercilessly.

"You're welcome by the way."

"Mffmma's eatiff. Shuff it." Sam growled with a mouth full of custard filled pastry

That donut was gone in approximately twenty seconds. Good for me I got her two. She took the second donut out of the bag and had at it just as viciously as the first.

"Gluttony is so underrated." Carly said

"Yeah it is. Isn't she adorable when she's stuffing her face?"

"No."

Sam stuck out a tongue full of chewed up donut at Carly.

"Please. I've seen our mother naked. It takes more than that to gross me out."

"Heh, heh, heh." I chuckled

Sam finished her second donut and went to wipe some custard off her chin. I quickly grabbed her hand to stop her.

"Please, let me get that."

I leaned in and licked the stray filling from Sam's chin. She in turn kissed me, and I kissed her back.

"Ugh. Must you two suck face every time you get within one foot of each other?" Carly groaned

We began kissing even harder just to spite my twin.

"No kissing in the hallway!" a bullhorn-amplified voice shouted right in my ears, shocking me away from Sam's lips

Of course it was Mrs. Briggs hating on me. No surprise. She goes around with that bullhorn yelling at all the kids of Ridgeway every single day for every infraction real or imagined, and she isn't even the freakin' principal. She's just a mean old woman who hates kids and seriously needs a man in her life.

"Witch." Sam said under her breath as we separated

"What did you say, Miss Puckett!"

"I said sandwich. I want a ham sandwich and I wish I had one."

Carly and I both snickered.

"Hmph. You can have whatever you want at lunch. Now get to class, all of you." Briggs barked and stormed away

We waited until Briggs was a safe distance from us...

"Witch." Sam repeated

"Somebody needs to get her a man." I said

"Like your mom." Sam taunted

"Our mom is incompatible with men." Carly said bluntly

"It's been scientifically proven." I followed

"Oh, has it?"

"Yup."

We weren't just trying to be funny either. Over the course of our lives, Carly and I have seen a number of guys come, and go just as fast as they came. Mom has a tendency to drive men away with her eccentric ways. Not that we like seeing Mom fail at love over and over. We want her to find a good man to take care of her once we're out on our own, and that day is coming on pretty quick. We don't want her to be all alone and turn into a cat lady who goes to bingo every night...or hangs around us all the time...

"What is it with the old women of Seattle? Your mom, my momma, Briggs. Is it like something happens to Seattle women and they go nuts when they reach a certain age?" Sam pondered

"Wouldn't be surprised." Carly said in her trademark deadpan tone

"Me neither...But, we need to get to class ladies."

"Yeah. Give Momma her sugar." Sam commanded and puckered her lips

I leaned in and gave Sam one last kiss before we would have to go to opposite ends of the building for our respective first period classes.

"Oh, don't forget iCarly rehearsals tonight." I reminded my baby

"Never do."

"Though you never show up on time."

"You and details...I love you."

"Love you too Princess." I said as I helped myself to one last kiss

"Later." Sam giggled as she went on her way

God how I love those plump, juicy lips.

I love everything about Sam. Her lips, her beautiful smile, her sparkling eyes, her curly blonde hair, her plump round butt (Heh, heh). I love her sense of humor, her strength, her loyalty, her bravery. I just love Samantha Puckett. She's my angel, and the girl of my dreams. I'm happy that she's all mine, and that I'm all her's, and I want it that way for the rest of my life.

Sam's view

God how I love him.

I was walking on air with the taste of my Prince's lips on my lips, savoring the taste of glazed donuts.

I love Freddie (Did I mention that?). I fell in love with him the day I laid eyes on him six years ago. I made friends with his twin sister Carly after I originally tried to bully her. I tried to take her lunch, but she wasn't having that. She shoved me down and took it right back. I was shocked, but in awe at the same time. She, this itty-bitty girly-girl, stood up to me, the mighty Sam Puckett, and I admired her for it. We fast became best friends, and I eventually met her brother. I was in love the moment we met, and it wasn't hard for me to get him to like me. All I had to do was threaten to beat him up if he wouldn't be my boyfriend (Seriously. Hey, I was younger alright?).

But I do love him. He's on my mind twenty-four-seven, even now as I trudge my way to American History class. I couldn't wait to see him again at lunch...

A/N: Total Seddie indulgence for you guys. Take that Creddie. Next chapter will be longer.